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Lachrymatory by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Victorian Lachrymatories
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Jun 2011 Updated: 08 Jun 2011


Lachrymatory by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

There had been some discussion of posting a prompt for lachrymatory bottles (see http://www.lachrymatory.com/victorian.htm). Possibly it was posted, and this is a reprompt. Possibly not.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Summary: Why does every Lady Gaga song apply to BBC Moriarty?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 74
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Lais by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Het rain sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OFC
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Laryngitis by feyuca Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes loses his voice in the middle of a case. He's very frustrated.



Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Laser Pointer by flying_android Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: WHAT IF HOLMES WAS HIGHER THAN A KITE AND THERE WAS A LASER POINTER. WITH THE SHINY RED DOT ON THE WALL. WOULD HE FOLLOW IT? WOULD HE ACT LIKE A CAT? WHAT WOULD WATSON DO?

I WANT TO KNOW.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Last Full Measure of Devotion by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Holmes is looking for a perfect weapon. These are his experiments.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, Dark!Mycroft, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Incest, Powerplay
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Last night together by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes and Watson are arrested for Gross Indecency/Buggery and kept apart. Clarkey has been secretly passing notes between the two of them. Lestrade catches him, and instead of punishing him, he gives Holmes and Watson one last favor, placing them in the same cell the night before one/both of their trials.



Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Late At Night... by Iron Girl Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Can I please have Granada Holmes and Watson? They need to be in bed, unable to sleep,so they give each other fellatio at the same time.PLEASE


Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 2
[Report This] Published: 09 Jun 2012 Updated: 10 Mar 2013


Later. After. by spacemutineer Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

So, Holmes is used to running himself ragged and collapsing from exhaustion after a case ends. Write for me the first time this happens after Watson moves in. Holmes passes out, then wakes up 18 hours later and Watson has taken off his shoes and tucked him in and made him all comfy with his BAMF nurturing instincts.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 659
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Laugh of bad omen by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson says this about Holmes in Hound of the Baskervilles: "I have not heard him laugh often, and it has always boded ill to somebody."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


lay your fingertips by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

BOARDING SCHOOL AU.

holmes/watson, contemporary or victorian era, whatever you want.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 904
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Summary:

ART PROMPT (though if someone wants to fic it, I wouldn't complain)

Holmes/Watson -- a typical Sunday morning


Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Le Gloves by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson
gloves.

IDC HOW OR WHAT JUST... Watson and gloves. unf.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 523
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Le Petit Holmes by tabby_stardust Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SEaIjk1-1u8/TB9whx2JdfI/AAAAAAAAAYo/z1iQ56B1fKc/s320/images-11.jpg

"For me, this is the loveliest and the saddest landscape in the world. It's the same landscape as the one on the preceding pace, but I've drawn it one more time in order to be sure you see it clearly. It's here that the little prince appeared on Earth, then disappeared.

Look at this landscape carefully to be sure or recognizing it, if you should travel to Africa someday, in the desert. And if you happen to pass by here, I beg you not to hurry past. Wait a little, just under the star! Then if a child comes to you, if he laughs, if he has golden hair, if he doesn't answer your questions, you'll know who he is. If this should happen, be kind! Don't let me go on being sad: Send word immediately that he's come back..."

I don't even care how this happens. Maybe Watson is narrating a post Reichenbach scenario, maybe you do an AU with Watson enlisting after meeting Holmes and being killed in the service. Anything. But dear meme, I need some cheering. Please give me Victoriana in the style of Antoine de Saint-Exupery.


Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 May 2011 Updated: 30 May 2011


Le Petite Mort by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson narrates an orgasm.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade discovers his kinks.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Learning to Dance by Bonzananza Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

When did Sherlock teach Watson how to dance?


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2012 Updated: 04 Mar 2012


Learning to Love by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So, I just saw Beauty and the Beast for the first time (I know, sue me, I've just graduated high school and I've never seen it before now) and I was brought to tears at the end and spent about ten minutes bawling over the awwww factor.

So to commemorate this (graduation present?) will someone write me a Beauty and the Beast/Holmes crossover? ;;;;; Pleaseeeeeee? I am not above whoring myself out for fic.

I'd like to see Holmes as the Beast and Watson as Belle. Someone? Anyone?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Lessons by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Needs moar Daddy kink
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Daddy!Kink, Spanking
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: I want Holmes and Watson to be in on a joke and Lestrade is off in the corner ALL OUT OF THE LOOP. D:
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade and Watson duel for Sherlock.

With their dicks.

Grenada verse preferred, but I just want to read this so so bad and will be happy with anything!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Lestrade and Watson duel for Sherlock.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade and Watson duel for Sherlock. With their dicks.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: Lestrade and Watson duel for Sherlock.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade and Watson make the most of a stakeout.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Lestrade can't sleep by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade can't sleep. In fact, he hasn't been able to for days. Someone helps him out....without sexytimes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011