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M&Ms by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Where's all the Moran/Moriarty porn? I mean really! Even math professors need a proper shag sometimes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon, Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Machine gun vs flyswatter by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has a machine gun. Watson has a flyswatter. Who will win?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Magical Boy Pretty Sherlock by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes' underwear is a gun, Watson's stockings are swords. Any verse, but magical transformation sequence is a must.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Magical Boy Pretty Sherlock and John!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Magical Yo-Yo by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I would like some art of Holmes conducting some bizzarre expirement or babbling on about deduction, logic, clues, art, music, whatever, and Watson doing that thing where you drag the skin of your cheeks down with your fingertips in that sort of I-can't-take-this-anymore fashion. Ya know?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Magister by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: OK. So we have this notion that Watson's like the greatest lay that ever laid. The penis that ravaged three continents and he has to show Holmes/Mary/whoever the ropes of good sex.

What if he was a terrible fuck? What if he had to go to three continents because word got around so fast that he was a terrible, terrible lover?

Don't get me wrong. He's a lovely guy, but he can't fuck.

And what if Holmes/Mary/whoever was the experienced one and the fantastic lover? How would they teach him to be better at sex?

I WANT TO KNOW MEME. TELL ME!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Maison D'amour by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The reason Holmes has problems interacting socially isn't because he's asexual, but because he's an objectum sexual. As in, he fucks houses. Watson's in love with him so when he finds out, he tries to make it work
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1027
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Make-up by feriowind Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes wearing eyeliner, turns Watson on.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Make-up by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes wearing eyeliner, turns Watson on
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Malfunction@+++ by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Have we had any Dark!Robo!Watson from Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century yet?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: I'VE BEEN BEGGING FOR THIS. FOR LIKE. THE ENTIRE MEME.

FEMSLASH. IRENE AND MARY.

DOMESTICITY. PORN. FLUFF. ANYTHING. I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE. JUST... PLEASE. I'M NOT EVEN ANON FOR THIS ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M SO DESPERATE FOR SOME LADY LOVIN'.

PUT IRENE IN MARY'S PANTIES. THAT IS ALL.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Marrying Mary by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson proposed to Mary because he doesn't believe Holmes will ever be willing to take their relationship further than sex. To prove him wrong, Holmes decides to "propose" to him.

2009 movie, plz?


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Summary: Frycroft/BBC!Lestrade

Fluffgasm, go!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crossover, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Feeding
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 146
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Marshmallows by SlashyKink Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson eats all the marshmallows in your Lucky Charms, then puts the box of grain pieces back in the pantry.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: So. We've got some great art by our gorgeous, talented, sexy, badass and slightly unhinged wheres_walnut.

I have one burning question:

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE EYEBALLS? Seriously. It's like a HUGE jar, which should have HUNDREDS OF THESE THINGS, but there's only one eyeball. ONE. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THEM?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: Body parts are easier to procure...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Martyrdom by pin pricks by gyzym Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: PLEASE GIVE ME HOLMES HAVING A BAD, NOT GOOD, COIN DROPPING DAY AND WATSON GIVING HIM A GOOD SEEING TO OVER THE ARM OF A COUCH.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: At the toy store yesterday, I saw an action figure for Bonny Anne. Who is she? Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonny.

Anyways, Bonny Anne met another female pirate named Mary Read.

CAN YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING?

Irene/Mary as pirates on the high seas!

Run with it my little kinky monkeys! RUN!
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Mary had a little Lamb by lolryne Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mary had a little lamb. His eyes as blue as sky. If we play very quiet, my lamb, Mary never has to know...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Mary is Awesome by fiveclawedfics Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: In response to the trollworthy comment "Mary was the orginal MarySue. cute,blonde,love-intrest-for-a-main-character,rich....

so i want 101 die!Mary!die drabbles...."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Mary is Awesome by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: The trolly prompt was:
"Mary was the orginal MarySue.
cute,blonde,love-intrest-for-a-main-character,rich....

so i want 101 die!Mary!die drabbles...."

so of course we went the other way....
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary:

Irene or Mary (MAJOR COOKIES IF YOU DO BOTH) some how make Holmes and Watson kiss/make out/whatever. And of course, watch. 
I don't care how you do it, how long it is, etc. But pleeaaaasssseeee someone do this!


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 841
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Mary pegs Watson by myselftheliar Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Mary/Watson, implied Holmes/Watson

Mary pegs Watson, and he calls out Holmes' name.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Angst, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Pegging
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 417
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Mary Sue by tacosoup Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: sherlock holmes meets mary sue.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Mary totally understands how to fullfill the secret needs of her husband... with a little help of a certain great detective.

Give me something with the three of them in any way. (Anon loves evil-Mary by the way.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes goes to the Watson house, confused about a case and expecting to see his best friend. But instead, Mary's at home. Fluffy conversation ensues
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: "I know exactly where my place is, dear Mary. It's between you and Watson."

ANY WAY YOU LIKE IT, ANON.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011