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Naked Debating by captain_pihkal Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson gymnologize.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Naked from the Neck Up by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: beautifulagony.com is actually a record of Watson getting various partners off.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Naked Holmes in Heels by feriowind Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: herlock Holmes wearing nothing but a pair of red high heels.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Naked Lestrade by stranded_pearl Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade becomes a nudist
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Naked!Holmes by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes wanders about the house. Naked.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Naked!Holmes by lolryne Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has utterly no shame whatsoever and is prone to walking naked about 221B whenever he pleases. (think Lester from Zack and Miri)

Go crack. Go utter crack
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: I have SUUUUUCCCCCHHHH a thing for naked!Holmes being sexed up by fully-clad-and-completely-in-control!Watson. Preferably being fingered. Can someone write some steamy filthy porntastic fic featuring Holmes laying flat on some surface (bed, floor, tiger rug, whatevs), naked, being fingered by Watson? Holmes is totally undone, writhing, moaning, whimpering, begging, etc. Watson is fully clothed and, IDK, maybe he rubbed one out right ahead of time because he's completely in control of himself the entire time.

'09 movie!verse, per favore!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Naked!Holmes in heels by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes wearing nothing but a pair of red high heels.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Naptime! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson complains to Mycroft about Holmes's lack of sleep, or maybe he just needs him out of the way. So Mycroft drugs Sherlock and arranges him to sleep in the corner of his office for a few hours while Mycroft continues working as usual.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Natural Progression by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

The start of Holmes and Watson's romantic relationship was not uncertain and full of angst. It was all very simple. 


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Nature's Way by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: 09 Verse please!

Watson gives Holmes a full body massage, after a grueling case.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Naughty Girl by tabby_stardust Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Irene/Mary spanking.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Neat and tidy! by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has a nightmare about Watson brushing his hair.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 187
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary:

I want to see a fic where Holmes really did take that tumble off the falls. BUT WAIT- when Watson is going through his friends belongings, he finds a certain little book o'spells. I want there to be a spell where you can bring someone back from the dead (Impossible, I know really) BUT, someone else must die to do it.

GIVE ME DARK WATSON TORTURE. I would really like to see his thought process. Why does he decide to go through with the spell? Who does he sacrifice? Mary? Painfull scenes with Mary being tortured in the ritual/angsty good-bye sex that she doesn't know is good-bye are welcome. Did Watson fully understand what Holmes did for his mental state before Holmes died?

It's up to anon on whether or not the spell actually works. But if it works, does Watson confess what he's done? What are Holmes reactions? I'm not looking for a happy fluffy bunny ending, but I would prefer if Holmes didn't turn Watson away completely. If the ritual doesn't work, how does Watson live with himself, or does he?

You can put any pairings in here, but at the core of it, I'd like it to be Holmes/Watson. Also, if you cannot write rituals/spellwork, I'm not picky. The spell itself is not important. What I really want to see is Watson's mental process, and how his actions change without Holmes around to tell him "that's enough."


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes enjoys being around corpses. A lot.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Necrophilia
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: The paparazzi annoy Holmes and Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Nerve and Knowledge by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is Moriarty. He created the crimes to keep Holmes off drugs.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Nessie by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Yes, I want Holmes and Watson to vacation in Scotland and SEE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER. IDGAF if they're scared and it's a danger!fic with Nessie as a really nasty monster or cutesy!fic with Nessie being a docile sweetie eating jam sammiches from Holmes' outstretched hand.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Never More by SHxJW Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson is turned into a Jekyll/Hyde type by an experiment of Holmes'... However, what no one knows is that Hyde!Watson has taken a new name in the London underworld: Moriarty.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Dark, Drama , Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Life or Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 698
[Report This] Published: 07 Aug 2011 Updated: 10 Aug 2011


Neverwhere Crossover by spacefall Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Have we had a Neverwhere crossover yet? Can we? Please? Pleaseplease?

Watson gambles against the Marquis de Carabas and loses. To make up for his debt, he has to act as a doctor for someone in London Below, he accepts not knowing that he'll never really make it back. He mourns not being able to see Holmes again, but since he made a promise like the fine upstanding gentleman he is he does his duty, and follows after the Marquis to try and make sense of his new life.

Then he finds out that Holmes lives in both worlds, and is hunting Moriarty from more than just London Above.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Nevo by callmeinman Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

This idea just came to me, and there's no way I can write it myself, so if anyone feels like inspiration would strike, here you go.

Three years after Reichenbach, Watson gets a visit from a scruffy old bookseller. The man is quite obviously mad, since he makes the most outrageous offer to Watson: Sherlock Holmes or Mary Morstan Watson - he can have one of them back from the dead, but only one. Who does he want to pick?

Now, to make it more complicated (because I love me some piping hot angst), I don't want this to be too easy for Watson. Therefore, some conditions:

(1) I don't insist on canon here. If you want to go with Holmes is really dead, they pulled two bodies out of the base of the waterfall and he had a lovely funeral, that's fine. It's equally fine if you want to go with canon and in reality he's been wandering around Europe and parts of Asia for the past three years, or if you want to leave it amibiguous - no, there wasn't a body found, but surely if he was alive, he'd have let Watson know?

(2) Following on from that, is this scruffy old bookseller Holmes in disguise (and let me state that, if it is, and he pulls this shit expecting Watson to pick him and be delighted when he goes "TA-DA! Yes, I was alive all this time, old chap!", then Watson should break his goddamn nose for him. Canon was just about allowable, but this would be too cruel)? If it's not, is it a nutty old guy that bumped into Watson on the street, or maybe, just maybe, he really can do what he says?

(3) And finally, just to make it a real choice and a hard, heart-breaking one, I don't want Watson suddenly realising that Holmes is the real love of his life so bye, bye Mary. Watson loved Holmes sincerely and deeply, but as a very close friend and brother, nothing more. Watson was in love with Mary (it wasn't a marriage of convenience to mask his desire for Holmes or keep them in the closet). Objectively speaking, the world needs Sherlock Holmes - he's unique. Whereas Mary was a perfectly nice woman, but she really didn't matter to anyone.

Except Watson.

Watson has always done his duty - he became a doctor because he wanted to help people, he joined the Army because he wanted to serve his Queen and country. He's always done the right thing, and this time, isn't the right thing to pick Sherlock Holmes' life over that of an ordinary woman? But why, for once, shouldn't Watson have what he wants, not what is best for everyone else? So who does he pick?

tl; dr: three years after Reichenbach, Watson is offered the chance to bring either Holmes or Mary back from the dead. Who does he choose?


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


New Neighbours by random_nexus Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: There's a couple moving in next to Holmes' and Watson's house who like to have really loud sex at night. The boys decide to retaliate.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


New Ways of Thinking by Feralious Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock Holmes decides to try being naked in order to make his mind more efficient.


Categories: Ficlets, Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: MM, None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Mar 2012 Updated: 08 Mar 2012


New Wife by feriowind Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: A really sad part of me wants to know what happens when Dark!Watson's Mary dies. Does he go out and seduce the nearest thing, only doesn't follow through? Stamp on all the flowers in the park? Blame Holmes?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


New Wife by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: A really sad part of me wants to know what happens when Dark!Watson's Mary dies. Does he go out and seduce the nearest thing, only doesn't follow through? Stamp on all the flowers in the park? Blame Holmes?

A companion piece to A New wife by Feriowind
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011