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o discordia! by starlingthefool Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: The Dark Tower crossover
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Voyeurism
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Observations by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

10 People Who Found Out That the Great Detective of London Is Sleeping With, And Is Possibly In Love With, His SideKick.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Summary: HOLMES/WATSON; WATSON/MORIARTY. (POSSIBLY LEADING TO MORIARTY/WATSON/HOLMES?)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Ode to Bee!Watson by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: After having a lovely day, came home to some incredibly crap info. It's ruined my entire day, which was lovely up to now, and I could do with cheering up.

So I hereby call upon you lovely people to try and do just that. Any fill porn/slash/het/an ode to Watson's tache/a bicycle race/Holmes discovers Magretha will be appreciated and hugged.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Fluff, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Ode to the Soldier by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Ode to Thy Ballsack by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Ode to Thy Ballsack by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: Prompt was a trailer for Jane Austen's Fight Club
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary:

I want a bird or birds pecking at Holmes' ears (at least some part of his head) while he masturbates.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1965
[Report This] Published: 11 Jun 2011 Updated: 11 Jun 2011


Of Minds and Memories by jenlee1 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The greatest detective is out on a case, not having told Watson where he went to and why, and gets hit over the head, falling unconscious and waking up without knowing who he is or where he belongs. Which means he probably lives in the streets for a while.

Holmes uses his observation skills (which he still has but they kinda freak him out) and Watson his sheer willpower to get Holmes back home.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Grass stains on Holmes's knees.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock has an over-protective mother hen mode too. It makes itself known for the first time when John catches a cold.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Sep 2011 Updated: 08 Sep 2011


Summary: Holmes has some sort of unusual kink regarding Watson's person. Maybe he likes to imagine Watson is part bee, or pregnant, or diphallactic, or has a donut hole in the middle for all I know. Anyway, for evil or misguided reasons someone uses MAD FICTION SCIENCE to make his fantasy true. Surprise!!

The problem is, Watson did not really want to be a bee/pregnant/diphallactic/donut. Holmes must hunt for the cure for Watson's predicament while inwardly finding Watson's new form delightful and sexy.

Maybe Watson can reward him a bit when he finds the cure, or perhaps retain the power to consensually be a b/p/d/d/whatever at weekends ;)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crack, Drama , Horror, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, Masturbation, Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Nov 2011 Updated: 18 Nov 2011


Of the Oraly Fixated by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson can only sleep if he's sucking Holmes' fingers.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I'd like to see Moriarty/Watson relationship.
However I'd prefer if they have a true romance then just a random affair.
And it would be fantastic if despite all the things they care for each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary:

At Reichenbach, Holmes left a letter for Watson before he 'died.' At Baker Street, before they set out, he left another one -- one that could not be read by the general public -- confessing his love.

Watson, unfortunately, does not love him the same way, but when Holmes returns, three years later, he's afraid he will disappear again if he knows that. Watson starts to pretend that he feels the same.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Apr 2011 Updated: 19 Apr 2011


Oh God I can't Stop! by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


oh god, my HEAD by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I have an EPIC hangover this morning, and want to share the pain.

Holmes, Watson, and whoever else you wanna throw in there, getting ridiculously drunk. They try to fuck, but are way too fumbly and stumbly to actually follow through with anything, and end up passed out in the kitchen or something. Next morning they have a hangover of DOOM and bitch at each other over the tea Mrs. Hudson has brought their pathetic asses.

Bonus points if they drink flaming shots at the bar.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: The aftermath to Writerboy's "Fisting PWP O' DOOOOOM"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fisting
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Fisting PWP O'DOOOOOM
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Old Habits Die Hard by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade can't get over the feeling of a cigarette in his mouth. So he takes smoke breaks, slaps on a nicotine patch, and pretends to smoke. Straws, sticks of incense, empty rolled up cigarette paper. Sometimes he just catches himself gesturing with an invisible cigarette.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: I want an AU of young!Watson and older!Holmes but not so extreme - maybe Watson in his early-mid 20's and Holmes over 40. So they meet in a similar fashion to canon, Watson just returned from the war after being shot and in the process of recovering his strength, eventually starts helping Holmes with his cases etc etc - BUT. Holmes angsts over lusting after his much younger flatmate and feels like he's a dirty old man, but dear god Watson is gorgeous and youthful starting to play rugby again and ARRRRRGH THE TEMPTATION. And Watson thinks there is something slightly wrong with himself for getting a boner over the older man who has more or less taken him under his wing.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Olisbos by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: SHERLOCK HOLMES HAS A DETACHABLE PENIS!

ONE DAY JOHN FINDS IT!

THINKING IT IS A DILDO HE MARVELS AT ITS LIFELIKENESS. [...]

SHERLOCK FEELS IT ALL!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


On Holiday by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, Watson and Mycroft are going together on holidays.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


On Loan by unsettledink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: That dog that Holmes borrows to follow a scent? Yeah. Takes him home and lets it fuck him, nails scratching up his sides, drool on his back, Watson watching, and Watson's supposed to make sure the dog doesn't get stuck in Holmes – but that's something he really wants to see, and anyway he's too busy wanking.
Bonus points if Watson sucks Holmes off while the dog's stuck in him, Holmes trying not to move to avoid startling the dog.
Extra Bonus points if Watson fucks Holmes as soon as the dog pulls out, with loads of come sliding down Holmes thighs with every thrust.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bestiality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011