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Paddington Bear crossover by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mrs. Hudson gets a new lodger....Paddington Bear.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Summary: The picture features: a garden, a dressing gown, an imperious look and some sock suspenders. There seems a strange Holmsian quality about all this somehow.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Patience by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

 I want Het! Holmes/Irene to cheer me up please. I don't even care what you do in it really, go wild (yes I know what that could lead to, but frankly I don't give a damn).

 


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Orgasm denial
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Summary: Paul the Octopus picks who tops between Holmes and Watson.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Pawn by lazaefair Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Moran is the only pawn Moriarty isn't willing to sacrifice.


(Maybe Moran taken hostage by Holmes, whatever!)"


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 421
[Report This] Published: 05 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


Summary: Holmes is bored. He annoys Watson. Havoc ensues.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Peacocks by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Randy little peacock sherlock spreading his tailfeathers out for his plain little peahen john.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Mar 2011 Updated: 08 Mar 2011


Summary: Randy little peacock Sherlock spreading his tail feathers out for his plain little peahen John.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Genderfuck
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Peculiar by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment: "Thank you SO MUCH for filling this prompt. And also thank you to the OP. I've been yearning for all kinds of this.

It's funny, cause with RDJ's Holmes I so wanted him to bend over so I could spank him while begged "Thank you can I have another" but with Mr. Cumberbatch...god, I just want to break him while he squirms and cries and begs for mercy.

Isn't that peculiar??
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Pedicure by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: movie!Irene paints each of BBC! Holmes' toenails a different colour
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Peep Research by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Happy Easter to all who indulge in the excuse to eat copious amounts of chocolate rabbits and marshmallow chickens!

To celebrate, I want a fic where Holmes is experimenting on Peeps a la this website (http://www.peepresearch.org/).

I don't care what happens before or after (maybe Watson joins in and performs surgery on the Peeps? (http://www.peepresearch.org/surgery.html), I just want to see/read this scene! CELEBRATE WITH ME, ANON!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Peine Capitale by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

"Sherlock is dead.

Due to the way it happened Mycroft entirely blames John, and John completely blames himself. So when Mycroft sets about making John's life an absolute living hell in retribution (wrongfully incarcerated in an institution, tortured, drugged, mind-fucked, broken, whatever you like) in his guilt John accepts it as his due.

Except Sherlock isn't actually dead. He staged it for whatever complex and inexplicable reasons, and when he returns looking for his John, he finds out what Mycroft has been doing in his name and is beyond furious.

Give me whumped!John and BAMF!Sherlock to the rescue and horrendous abuse of power!Mycroft and guilt and angst and H/C. And long, clinging, desperate reunion hugs, preferably with an ending that's not too depressing."

my only alteration: make it as depressing as you want in the end, so long as sherlock /does/ rescue john and john recognises him. i dunno', some doubting-of-reality/suicide/etc.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sarah, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Penis Euphemisms by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I WANT TO SEE YOU MAKE USE OF AS MANY OF THESE HORRIBLE EUPHEMISMS FOR PENIS AS YOU CAN IN ONE FIC.

MAKE ME WINCE AND LAUGH AND CRY AND THEN DIE A LITTLE INSIDE.

MULTIPLE MINI!FILLS ENCOURAGED, EVERYONE CAN PLAY.

ULTRA BONUS POINTS FOR WORKING IN LESTRADE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Penis Slicing by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson cuts off Holmes' penis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Pens and Reparations by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Guys guys guys. We are in some SERIOUS NEED of Holmes/Victor Trevor.

Maybe Holmes is telling Watson all about his ~first boyfran~ or maybe Watson stumbles upon some letters Victor wrote Holmes or IDK MYCROFT MAKES SOME COMMENT ABOUT VICTOR TREVOR AND WATSON IS LIKE WHO WHAT WHO IS THIS HOLMES AND WONT LEAVE HOLMES ALONE UNTIL HE TELLS HIM THE DIRTY DETAILS.

Jealous!Watson of course because come on.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: Angst, First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Pens and Reparations
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Sequel to To Our Hearts
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: To Our Hearts
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: I suddenly wanted to send Pepper Potts a huge bouquet for having to deal with a narcissistic egomaniac with impulse control problems. Because I've been there. At least my kid doesn't have an unlimited bank account and is still small enough for me to throw her over my shoulder.

I had an idea as a result. Pepper and Watson comparing notes on the lunatics they have to deal with/in love with. I am in a weird mood. No smut. Dialogue.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Perception by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: After an experiment/a case gone wrong, Holmes temporarily loses both his hearing and eyesight. He can only communicate by touch and can only bear to be touched by Watson. Cue major hurt/comfort and eventual Holmes/Watson. (Book or BBC!verse preferred.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Aug 2011 Updated: 07 Aug 2011


Summary: Holmes is in the mood for sex and Watson is languid/tired/sleepy, but allows Holmes have his way with him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Perfect in Between by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I just really need to see porn of Holmes and Watson (2009 or bbc please) switching it up repeatedly during the same session.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Perseverance by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: A novel scenario involving Holmes and Watson.

Rules:

The subject matter must never have been written about in this meme.

It must not be crack.

It must not involve a case, sex, or any other characters.

You cannot use the following words: detective, doctor, Baker, candle, settee, cocaine, bed, afoot, or violin.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Perversions of Nature by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: *cough* Can we have non-cracky tentacle rape? For Holmes?

I don't...I don't even know, I read a Supernatural one that was just...the descriptions were just...

Please?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bestiality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Pet by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: in my head this is a squat/crash pad that anyone who knows about can share, and he’s the house pet. all day he lies around and smokes cigarettes and weed and jerks off until someone comes over needing a blowjob or a pussy licked and he goes to work. whenever he gets a little cash he buys another toy so he can beg someone to hurt him or fuck him with it. some days they keep him tied up and he can’t do anything but wait for someone to come by and fuck him or shove their cock in his mouth- he wears his collar out because it doesn’t look out of place on a punk and and because he’s proud to serve and loves his life. he thinks he has it easy- all he does is get high and come, basically. he’s got this friend rex who does piercings and does them clean, and rex did his nipples, ears and cock and he paid in cocksucking. they don’t have much furniture but he’s not allowed on it anyway- he rolls around on his rug and tugs himself off, thinking about his favorite cocks to suck. one of the other guys realizes it’d be pretty lucrative to whore him out- he agrees if the clients are hot. he doesn’t even care about the money; the residents of the squat all share food and weed and cigarettes anyway. he’s pretty much set, so he lets himself get tied up and blindfolded and gagged and the kids sell his asshole and mouth by the ten minute chunk. they sell cheaper no-fuck segments where the johns just come in and hurt him till he comes.

after a while they forget his name. he’s content.

THIS IS HOLMES. In his wily younger years.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Petit Lapin by tabby_stardust Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dredger is the Dom of Holmes' wet dreams.

Make his dreams come true.
Categories: Art Characters: Dredger, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Petty by the_deviations Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Photo prompt of a nerf gun and a note saying: "Welcome Home from work. Two things: 1) This gun with ammo is yours. 2) I have one too and your under attack as of now."
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011