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Sacrifice by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

OH NO, NOT ANOTHER BBC PROMPT!

Hear me out, kinkers! For I have had a marvelous idea:

BBC!Lestrade is BBC!Moriarty's father. I mean seriously, look at this photo and tell me you don't see a bit of Andrew Scott in Rupert Graves.

http://thisandthatandmoreofthesame.blogspot.com/2007/06/fine-british-actor.html


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2011 Updated: 02 May 2011


Summary: Watson and Holmes are turned into common houseflies. They cannot be changed back. Houseflies live for about a month. How do they live out their little buzzy lives?
And how does Fly!Holmes react when Fly!Watson dies first?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 390
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Sad!Anthea by captain_pihkal Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Someone feeling really, really shitty. Anyone at all, for any reason at all. And if you could make me laugh, I wouldn't be offended.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Safety by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is afraid from his brother, Sherringford.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Sep 2011 Updated: 08 Sep 2011


Sailor John by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes' underwear is a gun, Watson's stockings are swords. Any verse, but magical transformation sequence is a must.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: Magical Boy Pretty Sherlock and John!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Sailor!Holmes by ms_meryl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: It just popped into my head. Have we had any Holmes or Watson as Sailor Scouts? I don't know how but can someone do this, Please! That and I wonder if it's Watson or Holmes with the Tuxedo and Mask.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Saltwater Kisses by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So, you know how you've always wanted to see RDJ giving totally filthy looking oral/rimming type action to Heather Graham?

And you know how this is a kink meme?

Let's throw out the Heather, throw in the Watson and see what happens.

I'm hoping it'll be something like this
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Rimming
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Sanctuary by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: One of the younger members of the Irregulars turns up at Baker Street one night hurt, hungry and terrified - she's run away from home because she's been abused by her drunk father. Holmes takes the little one in without question, wrapping a blanket around her shoulders and letting her curl up by the fire, calling for food from Mrs. Hudson, telling her stories to make her giggle and generally being really sweet and fatherly towards the little girl so that she knows she is safe.

Watson does what he can as a doctor to check that she is otherwise in good health but he is too busy being shocked and a little in love with Holmes' previously hidden paternal streak.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Sassy Gay Clarkie by gyzym Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: CLARKIE IS HOLMES AND WATSON'S SASSY GAY FRIEND.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Satiation by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Bonus points for exhausted cuddles at the end with Watson telling Holmes that he only needs to ask for a spanking if he wants one, he doesn't have to misbehave.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Desire
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Satin by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock is gay; he has no interest in women, and looking for m/m sex leaves him vulnerable to blackmail, since he has too many enemies in the underworld.

He thinks he's used to going without until he breaks into Mycroft's bedroom one night.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Handjob, Incest
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Satisfied by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Anyone up for trying a feeding fic with Holmes as the feedee? Maybe he finally pushes himself so far that he's too weak and tired to fight Watson trying to get some nourishment into him, but, as his strength returns, he finds he rather likes having his Mother Hen dote on him this way. (Includes navel play.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Feeding, Navel Play
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Say My Name by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So, Sherlock can delete unimportant stuff from his brain. What if he accidentally deletes something important? Like how to read, or walk, or where he lives, or what his name is.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Say What? by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

What if one person calls out the wrong name during orgasm? What if the other three go "Huh? say what?"


movie verse


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Scales Burn by sostrangechild Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Through a mishap whether be it a curse or a chemical experiment gone horribly wrong, Watson is steadily and painfully turning into a snakeman. Maybe Watson tries to hide it from Holmes at first, but he soon finds out and must find a cure before Watson's emerging serpentine instincts harm someone. Angst over Watson's declining humanity and whatnot. They can either already be lovers or discover their feelings along the way. Can either be book universe or BBC if someone wants to try.

Bonus points if Watson surprises Holmes with how dexterous a forked tongue is and at some point Watson freaks out after nearly hurting Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes invents the kinkmeme - it's a big notice board in the back alley (you know, the one he fell into when he jumped out of the window), and cloaked people pin they're prompts and fills on the board in paper form.

Well, most of them are cloaked, except for the ones who say "Fuck anonymity. When you fill this, send it to my house, I can't check the board 5 times a day".

Watson fakes outrage... only he is one of the cloaked people who write the most dirty prompts and fills.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: USING SHERLOCK'S SCARF FOR SEXY, SEXY TIMES
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Scars by muffinbitch_fic Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The prompt was: "Holmes discovers a web of scars on Watson's back."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Scars on Watson's Back by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes discovers a web of scars on Watson's back.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Scientific Enquiries by paperflower86 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes puts Watson's semen under his microscope. He sees swimmers with bowler hats and mustaches.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Scotland Yard+clichè by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Gregson is really cold for some reason (maybe he fell into the Thames) and now it`s up to Lestrade to warm him up.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Scrapgrace by aramuin Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Dying Detective - set in the Movie Verse. Watson would completely kick Holmes' arse up and down the walls once the truth was out.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Scurried Services by spacefall Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: This is a little variation of the one-word-mini-fill- prompt. The random-two-word-mini-fill-prompt.

"Scurried Serviceshttp://community.livejournal.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Moran realizes he has feelings for Moriarty, and goes about trying to find a way to get laid express himself without risking his life. Because one does not simply say, "I am madly in love with you" or even "I wish to fuck you now" to the Napoleon of Crime.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Second Chances by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson and Holmes end up having sex that night at the gypsy camp. A month or so after Holmes's death, Watson realizes that he's pregnant.

Holmes who is still concealing himself as furniture in Watson's home from time to time (maybe he needs to hide out from the bad guys from a bit..idk) begins to realize that Watson is pregnant and decides to visit more frequently just to make sure Watson and the baby are okay.

As the months pass, it gets harder and harder for Holmes to control himself when he's disguised. He just wants to reach out and comfort Watson when his back hurts or he has a cramp. Touch his stomach and kiss him and do wicked things with him because Watson pregnant is so very wonderful. He knows he can't risk Watson and he makes the decision to not visit anymore.

When Holmes returns from the "dead", he is determed to get Watson pregnant again no matter how long it takes so that he can do all things he wanted to do when he was watching Watson during his first pregnancy.

TL;DR - After AGOS, Holmes finds it harder and harder to not blow his cover when he's hiding out from Watson who is pregnant. After Holmes returns from the "dead" he's determined to get Watson pregnant again.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Apr 2012 Updated: 09 Apr 2012