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Skimpy Sherlock by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I'd like to see Holmes and Watson in skimpy versions of their outfits. Like they're posing for a dirty calender.

Holmes in nothing but a deerstalker, grasping his pipe? Or in his mouse gray robe, open with noting underneath? Watson with his cane and bowler hat? Maybe with his medical bag covering his crotch?

a companion piece to Skimpy Sherlock by feriowind
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Skinny-dipping by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson are out in the country, either on vacation or for a case. I want Watson to walk out and find Holmes sitting on a little dock with his socks and shoes off, pants rolled up and his feet in the water, looking like he's actually enjoying himself.

And so he can't resist asking Holmes to go skinny-dipping with him.~
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Skins and Hearts by tayberhecate Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson is as cannon and for some reason ends up alone on a beach. He finds a Selkie skin and doesn't take it, instead he minds it until Selki!Holmes comes to retrieve it at which point Watson lectures Holmes about taking better of his skin and then leaves. Holmes is intrigued.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 3145
[Report This] Published: 03 Jun 2011 Updated: 16 Jun 2011


Sleeping Beauty by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson gets poisoned/enchanted/put under a spell/whatever somehow and can only be woken by his true love's first kiss.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Sleeping in bondage by tacosoup Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes sleeping (in the same bed as Watson) in bondage of some kind because it relaxes him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Sleepwalking by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John's PTSD results in him sleepwalking. Sherlock takes measures to ensure it doesn't happen.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Sleepwalking!Watson by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson sleepwalking, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Sleepy, kittenish snuggle-demanding Holmes or Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Sleuthing With Sweater by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: BBC John doesn't have a 'tache, but he rocks those sweaters.

Embrace the sweaters! Show me Sweater-love!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: I JUST WANT BBC JOHN FUCKING BBC SHERLOCK HARD.

JUST SOME SHAMELESS PORN COME ON NOW.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Slut!Watson by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: There's been a lot of slut holmes, but where's the slut watson? How many lovers? in how many continents? You can't tell me he wouldn't be on his stomach begging for it!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Smile by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Five times Holmes tried to comfort Watson and failed and the one time it worked
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Smoke Gets In Your Eyes by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Can we have a dystopia type AU, as told by Watson? :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Smoking by paperflower86 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson smokes. Holmes is like hnnnnnng.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: After taking a long drag on his cigarette, Holmes kisses Watson. He exhales slowly as Watson inhales and they share this breath of blue, hot smoke.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Smoking Kink by spacefall Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has had a tooth pulled out and can't smoke as the suction would stop the wound from healing properly. This makes him very cranky and to solve this, Watson smokes for him i.e. takes a drag on his cigarette / pipe and blows the smoke into Holmes' mouth. This leads to very awkward sexual tension.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Smug Bastard by kain_was_here Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

In honor of our new home, let's get holmes/Watson christaining a new arm chair. They broke the last one doing much the same thing, I imagine. Just silly little porny fluff, please thank you.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 525
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Sneaky Bastards by myselftheliar Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes giving Watson a hand job during a long carriage ride.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 564
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Snowball fight! by satji Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock loves snow and snowball fights.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Snowflake Art by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes catching snowflakes on his tongue,with Watson looking on adoringly.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Snowflakes by ms_meryl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes catching snowflakes on his tongue,with Watson looking on adoringly.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


SO I STOLE THIS by mothergoddamn Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The Bulwer-Lytton Contest has people submit the worst opening sentence from the worst novels never written. Some of them are truly inspiring in their awfulness.

In that vein: write the worst opening sentence for the worst Holmes story never written.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: It was a dark and stormy night
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Soft, soft static by muir_wolf Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Okay. So. Holmes and Watson being violently pulled away from each other by an angry crowd (for whatever reason) and both Holmes and Watson fighting tooth and nail just trying to stay close to each other, frantically kicking, biting, hitting who ever is pulling them apart just to reach for the others hand. Bonus points if Holmes manages to break free and kisses the hell out of Watson before being dragged away. Kicking, screaming, crying. Just give me Holmes and Watson freaking the fuck out about being viciously separated.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Solo for the violin by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: OH GOD NOW I WANT ANOTHER ART PROMPT OF HIM VIOLINING WHILE THE DUCKS ALL HAVE THEIR HEADS UP GOOKING IN ACCOMPANIMENT
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Holmes and his ducklings
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Victorian Mycroft and Watson spy on their descendants -- a certain John Watson and Sherlock Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011