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Someone Like You by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Fanvid set to Adele's "Someone Like You".
Categories: Video Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Something feel-good by sparkle_free Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I just came back from a date with my girlfriend, everything went so wrong.
it started out fine, we went to see a movie and then I took her to a nice sushi place.
then I drove her home and kissed her good night when some punks across the street started yelling the most disgusting things I've ever heard at us, like seriously, those were creative assholes. I didn't say anything, cos really what am I gonna do against a bunch of morons? but I'm boiling inside, if I had a superpower I'd be abusing it for the dark side right now.

so please, I hope someone among you amazing writers can come up with something that'll make me feel a little less terrible?

I don't even know what I'm asking for specifically, just please, something with a bit of a feel-good ending.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock pays John the ultimate compliment: He finds him interesting.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Hot weather outside leads to hotter fun inside 221b.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Sonata by quil_linked Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I always imagined that, since Sherlock plays violin, Mycroft would also play an instrument. So, can I get a fic with Mycroft playing piano?


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Songfic mini-fill by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John, Sherlock and Lestrade clash over music.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Sonnet Fill! by stranded_pearl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes knows that one of his dark spells is lifting by how beautiful Watson looks while buttering a piece of toast.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Spaghetti Penis by purpletune Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: CAPTCHA JUST SAID "PASTA LAW" SO ACCORDING TO CAPTCHA, I MUST PROMPT THIS.

WATSON'S PENIS IS MADE OF SPAGHETTI.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Spanking Watson by lia_galanodel Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson. After Watson loses it all again Holmes tries to come up with a new method to deter him from gambling. (Paddling, caning, spanking--some form of punishment!) Unfortunately, it turns out that maybe this isn't much of a determent...


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1999
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Speckled Band quote by sparkle_free Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

So there's this one line in The Adventure of the Speckled Band that never fails to make me giggle like a twelve-year-old:

"Very sorry to knock you up, Watson," said [Holmes], "but it's the common lot this morning. Mrs. Hudson has been knocked up, she retorted upon me, and I on you."

I'd like to see a story centered around that scenario, using the modern definition of "knocked up."


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Spiders by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Spiders. Hundreds of them. Crawling all over the naked body of the character of your choice.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Spin the bottle by getxonxwithxit Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: SPIN THE BOTTLE. HOLMES SPINS. IT LANDS ON MORIARTY. AWKWARD.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Split Ring by koshartu Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: A few years after Reichenbach, Holmes is as happy as can be: he has a constant flow of cases and he has Watson by his side, who is also happier than he has been in ages.

But then, Holmes finds an engagement ring in Watson's belongings.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary:

"BBC!verse

Sherlock and John's UST finally explodes... right in the middle of the Scotland Yard Christmas party.

Bonus points if Mycroft is there completely unfazed."


Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Spoon The Hell Out Of You. by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Twisted quote: "If you don't stop crying, I will spoon you. I will spoon the HELL out of you."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: You know those long, thin, colorful balloons out of which you can make animals? Holme's cock is one of those. Watson finds it very, very funny. He likes the noise. And tries to make animals.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Art for "A Study in Squirrels" featuring John and Sherlock
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: A Study in Squirrels
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: "So I was reading this a-freaking-dorable and hilarious fill here, and my prompt is this: art of squirrel Sherlock and John, with their little scarf and sweater. C'mon people, you know you want to :)"
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: A Study in Squirrels
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: The aftermath of the Three Garridebs.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Starfish!Holmes by flying_android Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: In response to that HORRIFYING "penis slicing" prompt (oh my god i don't even):

"Oh yes, Watson, I forgot to tell you: I'm a starfish."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, AU , Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Castration
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Stargazing by flying_android Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson.

Stargazing.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Starting Over by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Depressed, lonely, suicidal Watson, and Holmes who is too caught up in a case or his own black moods & drugs to notice, until it's almost too late.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Starved by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Victorian!era Holmes doesn't eat now that Watson isn't there to force him to. He collapses or something and Watson is horrified at his state and thinness.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Weight
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Jul 2011 Updated: 09 Jul 2011


Statistics by bowsofwrath Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty has a bad case of Holmes addiction (Sherlockaholism). Moran stages an intervention using math.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Stay with me by dealliasnape Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: After Holmes' death, Watson keeps his brain in a jar.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011