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Summary: Mycroft, with the support of their so-called friends, have decided to lock John Watson & Sherlock Holmes together in a hotel room and refuse to release them until they have sex. (It really is for their own good.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Sherlock at the Bat by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I WANT A HOLMES BASEBALL TEAM. YOU HEARD ME. I WANT THEM ALL, IN UNIFORMS, PLAYING BASEBALL. ART!FILL WOULD BE LOVE, BUT A FIC!FILL AWESOME TOO. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. COME ON, WATSON PITCHING, HOLMES CATCHING? SWEATY ATHLETES SLIDING INTO HO(L)ME(S) PLATE? IT WILL BE EPIC PEOPLE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Sherlock can suck his own cock by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock makes an offhand comment about being able to suck his own cock. John doesn't believe him. Sherlock enjoys proving him wrong. Really enjoys it. John is viciously turned on.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Sherlock Darlin' by tacosoup Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Now Sherry my love for you is real
But I didn't count on this package deal
-- Lestrade, voiced by the Boss in "Sherry Darling"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock discovers Robot Unicorn Attack.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Sherlock Discovers Robot Unicorn Attack
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: I just saw Kisney and now I have ideas.

So! I think we should have sex history interviews for all the characters. Make it cracky, make it serious. Multiple fills pretty much mandatory.

ANY VERSE, MY DARLINGS. GO, TELL ME ALL THE FILTHY THINGS SHERLOCK GOT UP TO IN HIS YOUTH
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Sherlock FAILS by ms_adler Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Somebody fails at something they're trying REALLY HARD at. Don't care what, don't care who (although... Holmes is awful pretty when he's suffering, y/y?)
Categories: Art Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock grows a moustache. It's thick and dark and bushy and it annoys the crap out of Lestrade.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Sherlock handporn by truthwritaslies Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So every John Watson has a fetish for Holmes's hands? Sherlock notices and is at first confused and then amused by it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fisting
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 179
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Sherlock has a glove kink by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: We all know that Watson has always had a certain fondness for Holmes' hands. I think it's about time for Holmes to have a similar weakness...

Watson has recently purchased a new pair of gloves and Holmes begins to find himself increasingly...distracted.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes has an amazing singing voice. Someone finds this out when he's singing a random song when he thinks he's alone.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Sherlock has a migrane by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson

Sherlock has a migraine so he's laying in the dark in his room groaning and bemoaning his poor brainmeats. Watson ~cheers him up~. If yanno what I mean. Wink wink. Fucking. Wink. 

Bonus points if you work in that despite Watson's best efforts in distraction, Holmes' head still hurts.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 807
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes: The Adventure of the Tibetan Prayer Stick
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Toys
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary:

If it were raining penises and cocaine from the sky, he'd still find a way to look dejected.

God, I want an art fill for this SO BAD.


Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes has a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
Categories: Art Characters: Constable Clarke, Dredger, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Art or fic for Halloween.

*Stick-figure artfill from a non-artist.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Jan 2012 Updated: 06 Jan 2012


Summary: Holmes deduces that Lestrade is rather fond of someone.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary:

Threesome. Sherlock Holmes/Harry Lockhart/Tony Stark.

I have no idea how it would happen, but it really really needs to.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 514
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Summary: I would like......

HOLMES AND WATSON RUBBER DUCKIES

And Moriarty is the seamonster bath sponge

AND INSTEAD OF LONDON FOG THEY HAVE BUBBLES

"Come Watson! We must solve the case of the missing soap!" With that, Holmes sailed off into the sea of bubbles.

And Lestrade would be the pumice stone. Useful, but no one really gives a shit about it. But he perseveres. Floating along determinedly behind the ducks. Riding their wake

Art, fic, ficlets, I'm easier than RDJ!Holmes.


Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A

[Report This] Published: 03 Apr 2011 Updated: 03 Apr 2011


Sherlock is a kinky matchmaker by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John really, really, really wants Lestrade to hurt him. Torture him until he's over-sensitive and crying and cumming even though it hurts to do so. And then being touched more, so Lestrade can cum, too.

John, being John, does his very best to hide this.

Sherlock can tell, of course. And decides to try and find out if Lestrade would be a good match for John. It's selfish, truly: a sexually satisfied flatmate is less agitated, and therefore a better colleague.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Spanking
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Sherlock is murdered by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Sherlock is in the hospital recovering--surgery, injury, bad illness, exhaustion, whatever. One of his enemies decides to finish him off while he is helpless to fight them off.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Sherlock Ke$ha prompt by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Prompt was Ke$ha's Take it off.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Sherlock learns to care by MultiFills Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock (ANY!Verse), learns how to care thanks to BAMFY!Bear Watson and the Rape rack.

Bonus points if you work in a tube of Smurfs going Lemmingwinks.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 20 Feb 2011 Updated: 20 Feb 2011


Sherlock likes his ham by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Fill based on Weeb's Benedict video.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Sherlock meets BBC's Clone by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Crossover of the Sherlock universe with the BBC show Clone. Colonel Black finishes off that annoying Clone and has a good wank over it. Because the Clone is annoying and Colonel Black is sexy.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011