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Summary: BBC verse. Drunk texting! Sherlock totally can't hold his liquor, and sends John a series of increasingly drunken absurd texts. Or sexy texts, whatever. Crack is appreciated (always). Throw some zombies or ninjas or karaoke in there if you really wanna make my day.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Sherlock Power Ranger by ms_meryl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes is a Power Ranger
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes somehow manages to figure out that John Watson has a hurt/comfort kink. He [Holmes] then uses his acting skills to his advantage AND THERE IS H/C ROLEPLAY. I
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Instead of playing the violin, Sherlock Holmes reads Shakespeare. Out loud. Doing all the voices. Projecting far enough to fill all of 221B. There is no escape.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock needs restraints to help sleep at night.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock notices John's PTSD is affecting his sleep. He helps him get some rest.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock is bored. He has no cases, his experiments are done, Watson took the gun with him and Moriarty has crawled back into whatever hole he crawled out of.

So Sherlock starts a sex chat line.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!Sherlock mixed with Leverage.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock thinks Captcha is someone speaking to him in code and tries to decipher the messages. John thinks Sherlock is fucking insane.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary:

Holmes is sitting in his room, high as usual, and keeps seeing little mice scurry back and forth having Sherlock Homes-esque adventures. He thinks he's tripping. Great Mouse Detective crossover.

OR

Great Mouse Detective without the mice. Watson and Holmes have to help a little girl find her toymaker father who's been kidnapped.


Categories: Art Characters: Basil, Dawson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Jan 2012 Updated: 29 Jan 2012


Summary: Pre-slash. Moriarty has Watson and Holmes captured and tied up. Moriarty is quizzing Holmes, and every time Holmes answers wrongly, Moriarty beats Watson. Normally, Holmes would be all like "I've got this, bitches!" but he is so worried about Watson that his genius brain isn't working and he keeps answering wrongly. He is upset and can't figure out why his brain isn't working, and then realizes his feelings for Watson are more than just friendly.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes has never had a friend before. He's not quite sure what to do with it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: I would like the filling writer to redo the gaolyard scene with a concussed Holmes. What does (Dr.) Watson do to take care of him? What does that change about the way they're treated by the other prisoners? What does Watson do when Mary only bails him out?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Dark, Drama , First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes Word count: 1706
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 24 Feb 2011


Sherlock/John Valentine's Day by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock writes poetry to woo John.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Fluffy mpreg fill with Sherlock and Lestrade
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 322
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: I'd like to see a BBC Sherlock-NICS Los Angeles crossover. I have no idea how it would work, but I think it could be seriously awesome.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 67
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: HAVE WE HAD A PROFESSOR LAYTON CROSSOVER YET?
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: But Brett, who played Holmes from 1984-94, has made the most lasting impression on Cumberbatch.

"He casts a towering shadow. He was a friend of my mom's, and he was around our family a lot. He and the part collided, and he let it take him over. He was a manic depressive, but that was a side issue, but he then played one."

I thought "WOW, was Brett his cool uncle or something?" And then, somehow, this happened:
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherrinford Holmes was not the oldest Holmes. He was the youngest. He's gorgeous as sin, stupid as dirt and slutty as hell. That's why the Holmes family never let him near London.

One day he comes to London. And meets Lord Alfred "Bosie" Douglas. Who is also gorgeous as sin and slutty as hell. Together they tear up London, leaving a wake of spent boys and girls, pregnancies, drug use, drinking and disapproving glares.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherrinford Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Figging
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Shersock Holmes by middletone Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: John Watson gets fed up of Sherlock Holmes' sock puppet. Vengeance ensues.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Shift by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John is working a lot and dating a lot and just generally away a lot. So, Sherlock is cranky, Lestrade is sympathetic, so he tries to make Sherlock's life more tolerable. Replaces Anderson with Matthews - a quiet although not quite as competent forensic officer. Tells Donovan to back off, and even calls Sherlock in on some cases he would normally have tried to keep away from him. Sherlock notices this, and feelings start to stir. They confuse him, and he starts to panic, not really knowing how to deal with any of it.

It comes to a head when they're on a particularly difficult case together, and Sherlock calls Lestrade "Geoffrey" instead of by his last name. They are both a little shocked, but then they both start saying it's "fine". After it's over and the paperwork is being filled out (Lestrade is working in his home), Sherlock shows up on his doorstep drenched from the rain, and completely confused because of these feelings. Lestrade thinks he's high at first, but then starts to figure it out.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: I still want my peril-on-the-water with Watson/Holmes on a sinking ship! I want all the watery danger and trapped below-decks mazes and freezing temperatures and near drownings and women-and-children-in-lifeboats-first and hypothermia and treading water exclamations of "we are going to make it, do not give up on me!" and finally being saved. BUT OMG, MAKE IT DANGEROUS AND WATERY. b29;
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Shortest fill of my life by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: In which Mycroft gets a text and calls back with a three-word response.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Show yourself a man and disrobe now .

Can we have some Watson/Mary, Holmes/Watson
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011