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The hotel in Paris by lazaefair Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

"Moriarty/Moran. After the opera, they go back to their hotel room in Paris giddy with the accomplishment of their recent destruction. Moriarty pays his gratitude to Moran with sex."


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 1010
[Report This] Published: 05 Jan 2012 Updated: 17 Jan 2012


The Hounds of Baker Street by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I'd like fluffly domestic puppy fic pretty please. Makes it cute,make it adorable, make it so sweet it makes my teeth hurt ^_____^
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


The House Call by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Can we get some h/c with Watson being the one hurt? And Holmes is trying to take care of him BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW but he just can't bare to see Watson in pain.

MAYBE HE TRACKS DOWN THE THUGS THAT HURT HIM AND ~TAKES CARE OF BIDNESS~. Or just some wound tending and the such. I want to see Holmes taking care of Watson for once!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Illustrated version of LadyLovelace's Practical Handbook of Watson Culture
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes makes a shrinking potion that is fun to use for crime-fighting and sex.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!Sherlock wanks off to Internet porn so hard his head slams into the laptop screen and he gets a concussion. John has to revive him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Baker Street Irregulars. The stories behind each one - how they came to Holmes' attention, what their lives were like before. We all know they mean a great deal more to him than mere-errand boys, show us the glimpses.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irregulars
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Fill for the iPod Track Challenge
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: iPod Track Challenge
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


The Lady Doth Protest by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson first time!!!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


The Language of Love by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Movieverse! please

Holmes keeps saying "I love you, please sleep with me" to Watson in French.
The thing is Watson dosen't know French, so he try's to find out what Holmes is saying to him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


The Last Straw by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mrs Hudson finally loses it and chucks Holmes and Watson out. Where do they go? What do they do? Does Watson skin Holmes for making him lose his home? How do they make it up to her and get back to their rightful places is 221B?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


The Left Hand Path by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes knows Blackwood isn't using real black magic for his plans, because Holmes knows black magic.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: I've posted it before on previous parts and I'm posting it again. This time it's shorter/less detailed. Also the last time I'll prompt this.

Watson's "father" lost a bet to the Devil. The Devil knocks up Mrs Watson while disguised as Watson Snr. Our Watson is born and goes through life not knowing what/who he actually is. Then, when he and Holmes have been friends for a few years, the Devil decides to call in the debt and collect Watson as future ruler of hell.

Bonus points:
- Fiddle off between Holmes and Lucifer.
- Watson starts to develop demonic physicalities (eg wings/horns/tail) and feels hideous but Holmes assures him he isn't.
- Happy ending
A.N.: On Haitus

Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 1054
[Report This] Published: 28 May 2011 Updated: 10 Jun 2011


Summary: John Watson returned from Afghanistan thin as a lathe, brown as a nut, and with shrapnel from an Afghani mine embedded in his chest. With one year left to live, he returned to London and took up lodgings at 221b Baker street.

However, after only three months his new found friend and rooommate Sherlock Holmes already finds the prospect of life without John Watson unacceptable. A detective by nature and a scientist by training, he begins work on a powerful new electromagnet...
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


The Little Things I Do by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock starts to do tiny little things to please John as a manner of flirting. The thing is, most of them are so tiny John doesn't even realize he's done them. They're significant and noticeable to Sherlock, but no one else.

Prefer BBC, but any universe will do.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 Mar 2011 Updated: 31 Mar 2011


The Long Way Down by SunsetSnowfall Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes' final thoughts as he sees Watson and then tumbles over the falls.


Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, Drowning
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Dec 2011 Updated: 01 Jan 2012


The love story of Anon1/Anon2 by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Is it bad I want to see that (anon/anon slash fic) now?

Also, I have a craving for buttered toast. I think I missed the point.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Meme Members
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Mar 2011 Updated: 17 Mar 2011


The Meme Did It by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Since this meme has gotten so huge, I've noticed that we've actually began saying "This was probably done before..." and excusing ourselves. Because, pretty much, IT ALL HAS BEEN PROMPTED. THE FUCKING CRAZY SHIT IS ALL THAT'S LEFT.

I want Blackwood/Moriarty plotting something evil to do, and someone always essentially being like, "IT'S BEEN DONE. UNORIGINAL. STUPID."

Blackwood thinks of something (he thinks is) new and deliciously atrocious. Coward tells him off over, and over, and over, and over..... "SIMPSONS DID IT!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: In the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Moriarty is in charge. The League defeats him and Mycroft takes over. (linkage to wikipedia page for some info if not familiar with the comics http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_League_of_Extraordinary_Gentlemen)

Fast forward to present day, why doesn't Anthea reveal her true name? Anthea is really Mina Harker, who was instructed by Victorian Mycroft to look after his descendants. Cue bbc!Mycroft and Anthea/Mina teaming up to protect John and Sherlock from crazy Moriarty.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson saves Moriarty from getting hit by a truck on Christmas. Watson also has a spotted dick. There's also a giant otter.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes hates Christmas. Watson makes him see the light. There's also a cameo with a praying mantis.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: You guys all make me smile so goddamn much, did you know that? Seriously. This meme basically saved my life, I was about to drown in stress.

So I want Holmes smiling, and Watson just being so relieved and happy and describing that shit.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson's magical healing cock!

Like, it can fix anything! Someone having a bad day? Enter Doctor John H. Watson and his magical sparkly healing cock! Somebody got non-con'd and is totally a wet hot mess? Watson will fix it with his cock! Watson's patients come in with horrible ailments, all weepy and worried and convinced that life has no meaning? Enter Watson and his magical healing cock! Some really bad shit goes down at Scotland Yard and everyone is a stunned and useless mess? Watson can make it all better! (With his cock!) War in Afghanistan? It's okay, folks, because Army Doctor John H. Watson is here, and he brought his cock!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Watson's magical sparkly healing cock
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Why is there always a Moriarty? Here's one reason why.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, OMC
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes sneaks into Watson's bed at night to snuggle and leaves before Watson wakes up, thinking his dear doctor has no idea about it.
Watson does know, but doesn't say anything because he thinks it's too damn cute.
As much as I love sexytiems, I'd prefer if this was smut-free. :)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011