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The Nearly Dead by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Being Human cross-over!

Pretty Please?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary:

I'm a probably gonna regret this but....

 

...Bad Sex Stories


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Apr 2011 Updated: 11 Apr 2011


The Old Campaigner by w_a_i_d Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: AU Reichenbach.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: just want a Holmes/Watson fic that somehow involves/references The Fates (from mythology). It can be an actual AU fic, or it could be metaphorical. Just go wherever your muse takes you.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


The oncoming storm by postcardmystery Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is a psychic, but is in complete denial over his abilities.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


The Only Drug I Need by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Molly discovers, through use of a word, that Sherlock used to be a sub. At first she doesn't know what that means, but then she starts to take advantage of it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Bondage, Cunnilingus, D/s, Fellatio, Figging, Fingering, Ice Play, Masturbation, Orgasm denial, Spanking
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


The Orient by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes in a kimono. Could be all-out gear. Or crossdressing as a geisha. Or having utterly destroyed his dressing gown and deciding to use that nifty thing he got during the hiatus as a replacement
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes, Cross-Dressing
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Everyone assumes Holmes doesn't have a sex drive. If he does, he certainly hasn't given any inclination.

However, during a case, in order to look unassuming he shoves Lestrade against a wall and starts making out with him.

Problem: Lestrade (quite unexpectedly) gets hard. Watson gets jealous. Half of the yard is gossiping about it and taking/collecting bets on Holmes' personal life. (we'll just pretend it's not a crime)

Any pairing, but my personal OT3 (Holmes/Lestrade/Watson) is always welcome ;)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: There is some kind of world-wide disaster. The best & brightest, along with a random selection of citizens, are being evacuated to various underground shelters in hopes of increasing survival ratings. Mycroft has managed to secure a place in the shelter for himself & Sherlock (& Mummy?), but not John. Sherlock is torn between the logical choice and his desire to stay with John. Mycroft has told Sherlock he has 24 hours to make his decision. A decision he never has the chance to make, because John makes it for him...by drugging his tea. John sacrificing himself to save Sherlock & Sherlock feeling guilty about being safe while John is not. Sherlock's life inside the shelter vs. John's outside, dealing with whatever tragedy has befallen mankind. Who else managed to get in the shelter, who did not & how does this affect things?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


The Perfect Gift by arileo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: For dark!Watson's birthday, dark!Mary gives him a pet.

Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Mary, Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Bondage, DubCon, Gagging, Orgasm denial, Threesomes, Virginity
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


The Phantom of Baker Street by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: After Reichenbach, holmes returns, horribly scarred. He haunts the shadows and the hidden, forgotten places in a pale half mask as THE PHANTOM OF BAKER STREET
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


The Post by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Inspired by Spacefall's art where Holmes brings the post in for Watson, post-retirement.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Mar 2011 Updated: 10 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes has written a monograph on the subject of Watson. Chapter 6 is entitled "Jam."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: The Practical Manual of Watson Culture
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Expansion of The Practical Manual of Watson Culture
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: The Practical Manual of Watson Culture
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC Moriarty dresses like Bjork at the Oscars, like a swan. He accessorizes with an egg, which is actually a bomb.
Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


The problem by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: From a critic's description of JL's acting:

"Hair, teeth, hair, teeth, smile smile smile, hair, teeth, cuddly cuddly, scarf."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


The purest love by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson gets arrested for sodomy and is sent to do hard labor. Holmes, asexual but in love with Watson, falls apart without his friend.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


The Queen's Men by brokenholmes Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is badly hurt and Watson, in all his brilliant surgeon glory, has to tap into his soldier mindset and emotionlessly treat his lover in less-than-ideal conditions.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Oct 2011 Updated: 25 Oct 2011


The Quiet Sound of Bees by alice_day Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson dies. Peacefully in his sleep at the age of 86 sitting in an armchair in front of the fire at the home of his best friend and lover.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 573
[Report This] Published: 03 Apr 2011 Updated: 04 Apr 2011


The Quiet Time by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: The real reason why Watson writes the stories and not Holmes is because Holmes sounds like Bertie Wooster when he writes.

Unfortunately, Holmes' writings like "A Cock-up in Bohemia" and "A Love Story Hampered by some Unforgiving Mormons" have now been found.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Tell me the adventures of Hatherley's wandering thumb.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Summary: Mary Morstan: HEAVILY ARMED, EASILY PISSED.

Mary, armed to the teeth, being a BAMF and kicking ass. 09!verse preferably, but honestly I'd take anything.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes encounters Death and his family. Crossover with Sandman.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 719
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Ficlet featuring the removal of an iPod from Holmes' arse.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Toys
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011