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The room upstairs by reasonabsurd Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

So, the other day I visited the Sherlock Holmes Museum. There was no bed in Watson's room. I need an explanation.


"my dear watson i am sorry very to say but your bed has somehow ended up in the bottom of the thames and i'm afraid you'll just have to find a new place to sleep, for example in my bed."


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 Aug 2011 Updated: 02 Aug 2011


The Scars of Yesterday by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Sequel to Let's Stay Together, Always.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: Let's Stay Together, Always
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is a friend of a theatre director or theatre owner or something, and as a favour to their friend they take the lead role in some Shakespearean play.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


The Secret Diary of a Rent Boy by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson ends up turning to prostitution to raise funds (make up your own reasons...practise going badly, refuses to be a kept man by Holmes, moustache needs a new pair of shoes)

He finds he has a large succession of customers: his friends. Some are trying to help, Some are affecting care, but eager at the opportunity to buy Watson Goods now they're on the market. Go nuts, with any combination Mycroft pays him four pounds for Watson to sit there and be stared at for half an hour. Irene is openly curious about the Great White Dong of Three Continents. Maybe Lestrade has a huge uniform kink and wants to be spanked madly while Gregson yells abuse. Mrs. Hudson wants the cobwebs cleaned. Mix it up!


Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Mar 2011 Updated: 17 Mar 2011


The Senses by SlashyKink Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Crossover with Lovecraft please!


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Mar 2011 Updated: 10 Mar 2011


The Seventh Floor by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Have we had a BBC zombie apocalypse yet? Cause damn, I love me some zombies. Bonus points for Lestrade!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Okay, this prompt was heavily inspired by the scary, creepy Watson from that video game clip. And sorry for the length and detail. I just really wanted to get this down. Hopefully it'll inspire someone! :> And feel free to twist this however you'd like.

Watson, somehow, dies, leaving Holmes devastated and guilty that he hadn't been able to save the life of his beloved boswell. In his grief, he starts seeing vague man-shaped shadows in the distance, which he brushes off as hallucinations conceived from his tired and stressed out mind. But as the days pass, the shadow grows more defined, until Holmes finally sees that it's Watson, who's just standing and staring at him. This only breaks Holmes' heart even more, and he tries to get rid of him by escaping through drug, medicine, etc. but Watson is just always there, no matter where Holmes turns to, and just stares. Also, with each passing day, Watson appears closer and closer to Holmes. 8D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: For Challenge #2

"All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." –Oscar Wilde

Or, to be more precise, the theme is: art. Any type, any definition; as long as the entry incorporates or makes mention of some form of art, it goes.

(In the case of drawings, etc. - the fact that they are art themselves would obviously not be enough; the subject would have to relate to the theme in some way. )
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #2
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson with his awesome moustache and BBC!John. Make it dark. Against the wall. With tea and biscuits. Without Holmes of course.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Asylum (Mechanical Dinosaurs), Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


The Songs of Spring by w_a_i_d Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: From the Adventure of the Lion's Mane:

It occurred after my withdrawal to my little Sussex home, when I had given myself up entirely to that soothing life of Nature for which I had so often yearned during the long years spent amid the gloom of London. At this period of my life the good Watson had passed almost beyond my ken. An occasional week-end visit was the most that I ever saw of him. Thus I must act as my own chronicler. Ah! had he but been with me, how much he might have made of so wonderful a happening and of my eventual triumph against every difficulty! As it is, however, I must needs tell my tale in my own plain way, showing by my words each step upon the difficult road which lay before me as I searched for the mystery of the Lion’s Mane.

I'm going to cry. WHERE ARE YOU WATSON. TELL ME WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary:

I am having a day. A bad day. And what I need is some Holmes/Watson h/c...no, that's such a lie. What I need is some Holmes/Watson c, with minimal h. Maybe Watson has a shitty day at his practice and Holmes has a shitty day solving crimes and they come home to Baker Street and...what? Have mindblowing sex? Play strip-Risk? Indulge in some primal scream therapy? I just don't know, guys, but I do know I need soooomething to tide me over until I can get home tonight and wipe away my woes by writing TA!Holmes.

I love you all, really and truly and enough to make this hellish day a little better,


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


The Sound of Violence by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes boxing is sexy as hell. Watson certainly thinks so, and frankly he can't deal with level of arousal in public so he starts making excuses as to why he can't go to the punch bowl. Holmes eventually deduces why and makes some excuse why Watson needs to come with ("for a case dear boy!") and gives Watson a reason as to why he must observe very carefully. During the fight Holmes enjoys watching Watson squirm and occasionally throws him some intense eye contact while making sure that Watson is able to admire every goddamn inch of his outrageously attractive body as he dances around the ring. By the time Holmes finally puts his opponent out of his misery Watson is seeing every move Holmes makes in slow motion and is ready to fuck Holmes' perfect ass in the middle of the ring without giving a damn who sees them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


The Sound of Violence by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes boxing is sexy as hell. Watson certainly thinks so, and frankly he can't deal with level of arousal in public so he starts making excuses as to why he can't go to the punch bowl. Holmes eventually deduces why and makes some excuse why Watson needs to come with ("for a case dear boy!") and gives Watson a reason as to why he must observe very carefully. During the fight Holmes enjoys watching Watson squirm and occasionally throws him some intense eye contact while making sure that Watson is able to admire every goddamn inch of his outrageously attractive body as he dances around the ring. By the time Holmes finally puts his opponent out of his misery Watson is seeing every move Holmes makes in slow motion and is ready to fuck Holmes' perfect ass in the middle of the ring without giving a damn who sees them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Anything involving synesthesia
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: I WANT THE GIANT SQUID TO MEET 221B BAKER STREET.
Categories: Art Characters: Inanimate Objects
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: RDJ!Holmes finally gets desperate enough to tell Watson how he feels about him, sometime horrifically close to Watson's impending wedding. Said confession is awkward and Holmesian and rambling and desperate and oh god he's not saying this right and he can't figure out how people DO this because he's not sure how people even process such an inexplicable NEED.

Watson already knew. And that's why he's leaving.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: The story behind Cleverbot's 1,000 Christmas Tree Bunnies.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: 1000 Christmas Tree Bunnies
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


The Strange Client by masakochan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Cthulhu in Victorian England
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary:

The Yard protect their own. Including Holmes and Watson


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Stanley Hopkins
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Apr 2011 Updated: 11 Apr 2011


The stupidity, it BURNS by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Most of the day seems to have been lost blindly beating my head against the cliff-face of overwhelming stupidity while trying to make someone very, very tiresome understand something very, very simple. We have been arguing at cross-purposes because they won't stick to the point and very shortly I may just scream. 

I would most deeply love a fic in which Holmes is wound-up, clawing the walls in frustration, on the cusp of a spectacular tantrum... until silent, calm, and very tight Watson hugs pacify sullky-ass cranky Holmes long enough that he gradually melts into a puddle of contented goo. (Not literally. You know what I mean.)

'09 verse please?


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Mar 2011 Updated: 17 Mar 2011


Summary:

Because there can never be enough.

And while I love rough, dominating smut as much as the next fangirl, what I'm really craving is Watson tying Holmes up and giving him the sweetest, tenderest, most worshipful sex of his life. Maybe Holmes is relatively inexperienced and can only allow himself to give up control when he's physically restrained? IDK, I'm just really craving gentle bondage sex with tons of trust and banter and sweetness.

Victorian, please.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Jun 2011 Updated: 14 Jun 2011


The Sweet Sound of Revenge by Wacem Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Torturer!Moran

Sebastian kidnaps Holmes and has his revenge by torturing him and telling him how much he loved Moriarty.

Bonus points if he kidnaps Watson as well and tortures him in front of Holmes.

AGoS!Verse or any victorian verse.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Death, Drowning, Drugging, Gagging, Life or Death, Sensory deprivation, Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 1339
[Report This] Published: 13 Oct 2012 Updated: 11 Mar 2013


The Taste of Peaches by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Through the magic of chemistry, Holmes creates a wide variety of flavored lubes. Which ones taste best? Which ones taste good, but don't work as well?

And how does he convince Watson to help him try them all?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


The Thermometer by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes is ill. Watson needs to take his temperature.

Based on this: http://elfkin.deviantart.com/art/Of-Sickness-and-Slashers-169390151?q=gallery:elfkin/22762096&qo=4


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Medical Fetish
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


The Things You Learn by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: More MPreg
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Jan 2012 Updated: 22 Jan 2012