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The Thousandth Man by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Prompt: The Thousandth Man by Rudyard Kipling
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: MYTHOLOGY

I don't even care which myth(s) you use (or none), I just want it to have that feel/influence. I'd prefer Celtic, Norse, or Greek, but let's be honest, anything at all and I'll be dying ;)

Any pairing or none at all!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes discovers Tribbles and becomes fascinated by them. They multiply and coo like pigeons! Experiments must ensue! Perhaps Watson notices and attempts to save them?

I would prefer the Tribbles to be the only Star Trek reference. Not sure how Holmes comes across them. Maybe they were part of a villain's genetic experiment or something, IDK.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


The Un-Fun Fair by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Dark! Watson goes to the fun fair.
Categories: Art Characters: Dark!Watson
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: As his doctor, Watson tells Holmes that he takes too much sugar in his tea, so Holmes uses his knowledge of chemistry to come up with a sugar substitute. Little does he know that he basically invented sweet, granulated Viagra.

Bonus points if he tests it on Gladstone first, who proceeds to hump Watson's leg, making Holmes feel jealous
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


The Unselfish Effort by l_aviateur Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want an AU of young!Watson and older!Holmes but not so extreme - maybe Watson in his early-mid 20's and Holmes over 40. So they meet in a similar fashion to canon, Watson just returned from the war after being shot and in the process of recovering his strength, eventually starts helping Holmes with his cases etc etc - BUT. Holmes angsts over lusting after his much younger flatmate and feels like he's a dirty old man, but dear god Watson is gorgeous and youthful starting to play rugby again and ARRRRRGH THE TEMPTATION. And Watson thinks there is something slightly wrong with himself for getting a boner over the older man who has more or less taken him under his wing.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


The Wager by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Irene, mutual masturbation. Any scenario. 'You show me/I show you', as an act of foreplay before actual fucking, anything. Thrill me, smut-writers
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fingering, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


The Walk by blighted_garden Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson attempts to deny his attraction to Holmes. Things come to a head.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


The Waltz by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: So, I recently reread this fill where Watson finds Holmes sobbing after his wedding. For this prompt, instead, Mary finds Holmes and comforts him. He doesn't even have to be sobbing, but whatever expression comes from a sudden-hit-of-lonely-feeling 'Watson has left me' (even though Watson, still visits afterwards- it's just the fact that he's moved out and is away from Holmes)... okay so maybe he would be sobbing, IDK, but loneliness is a bitch and a half, and I wanna see Holmes get some comfort. :(
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


The Watch by lily_the_cheese Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I don't think Holmes has much respect for other people's property. Especially Watson's, be it book or movie 'verse.

But I think we should make Holmes destroy something that's truly dear or important to Watson, and have Watson grieve for this lost item. It's Holmes's job to make it up to him and to make him feel better.

Bonus points if Watson is all silently resigned and tries to hide how upset he is, because he knows Holmes won't understand why losing that particular item hurts him so. But Holmes deduces it anyway.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


The way I love you by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Multi-pairing / POV

"The way I love you"
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, Irene Adler, Irregulars, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, OMC, Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Stanley Hopkins
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


The Way You Are by sparkle_free Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes comes out to a heterosexual!Watson and not only is Watson accepting, he's a little over-enthuastic about his acceptance.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


The Weapon of Choice by spacemutineer Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes does his Devil's Foot experiment alone, while Watson is out of the house, with horrible results.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 277
[Report This] Published: 04 Mar 2011 Updated: 04 Mar 2011


The Wild Yonder by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Can I get some frolicking in the countryside? Long walks, exploration of old decrepit ruins. BUTTERFLIES. Hedges. Fluff. You can even throw in some picnic baskets if you want to.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: When Watson was married to Mary (Why does that phrase feel so awkward to me?), he loved being able to kiss her as much as he wanted. He could go for a not inconsiderable amount of time just necking. As much as he enjoyed making love to her, he enjoyed the intimacy of kissing even more.

So... now that Mary's gone and he's back at Baker Street with Holmes, he doesn't really have that luxury to just kiss someone he loves as much as he wants. Somehow, awkward conversation, snooping in a journal or something, Holmes finds out about it and decides to help him fill that need.

What I'd really love to see is Holmes and Watson having long, drawn out kissing sessions. Bonus if, after a while, Watson comes to realize that Holmes isn't doing this as just a friend helping another friend scratch the proverbial itch. Super!Bonus if Watson returns Holmes' not-so-platonic-as-he-thought love.

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Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: I've just had the strangest little dream. I was reading a journal found in a some sunlit beach cottage about Holmes and Watson.

Watson was diagnosed with a brain tumor or brain cancer of some sort, and being a doctor and interested in furthering the spread of knowledge, was going to donate his body to science when he died. Because of this, when Holmes asks if he would submit to a kind of experimental treatment he says yes.

Trepanning, lobotomy, cutting the corpus callosum (I don't know I'm an art student BRAInZ), anything that won't kill him dead immediately, but it doesn't get better. Soon he loses the ability to talk, and largely function, and Holmes gets desperate, and keeps having him have surgeries to see if they can fix it, ignoring the fact that Watson can't say no.

The very last image in my mind was that of an empty medical auditorium with Holmes and three doctors surrounding Watson, lying dead on a table, his cranium open and his brain covered in dozens of wretched, twisting scars and stitches. The doctors are all shifting, all completely uneasy, but Holmes has threatened to pin murder on them unless they fix his Watson.

TL;DR dark!Holmes lurvs brainz? and Watson.
I dunno, could someone write something about this? or should I just get therapy?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


The Wrong Bed by flying_android Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson sleeping in Holmes' bed by accident.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: While cleaning one day John stumbles upon old letters from the late 19th century with his and Sherlock's name on them. Apparently their rooms were the very same rooms that the detective and his doctor used while they were alive. I want the letters to be a progression of their relationship, and have John and Sherlock realize their feelings for each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Theobroma by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: order xxx221B. It turned out to be for, and I swear this is true, one 16 oz jar of Hershey's Caramel topping and one 7lb 8oz (3.6 litres for metric people) container of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. The kind that come with a handle shaped into the bottle so you can lift the damn thing.

There is your prompt - what happens when the box arrives?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: 69
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Therapy by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Mary/Watson, implied Holmes/Watson

Mary pegs Watson, and he calls out Holmes' name.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Pegging
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1368
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Summary: Someone talks badly about Holmes in Mycroft's presence. The older brother can't allow such a thing! Mycroft kicks metaphorical ass.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: In which Holmes notices the change. Like, one day he wakes up and Watson is different. More or less the same person, but he looks totally different and speaks differently, etc. And no one else seems to see it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Thin Ice by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, Watson and Mary go ice skating. 09'verse
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Things That Bear Repeating by gyzym Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A fic where Holmes and Watson are busting crime like they always do and Holmes ends up getting knocked out and falling into a river or something. And of course, Watson jumping in after him and giving him good old mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Bonus points if Watson develops a kink for Holmes in wet clothes after that.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drowning
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Think On Me by Huntingosprey Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Waston on three years of heartache and pain without Holmes and Mary to the words of the poem Think On Me.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 942
[Report This] Published: 15 Mar 2014 Updated: 23 May 2015