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Thinking of You by truthwritaslies Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Book verse. Holmes gets Watson a present. Something fairly fancy. For no particular reason, other than wanting to make Watson smile, and because he saw the thing in the shop and it reminded him of his Watson
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 376
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


This Guy Seems Legit by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Violet Hunter meets a creepy consulting detective.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


This is (not) the end by muir_wolf Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Where's all the apocalypse sex at?

Holmes and Watson sex at the end of the world please.

(Although it ended up being more background/story than sex.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


THIS IS A CLEVER TITLE by cj_ludd18 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock and John have been drinking for whatever reason, and when they get back to Baker Street, Sherlock learns a LOT more about John. Namely that he's a really good lover and that assistant of Mycroft's was a silly bint for brushing him off.

Things get VERY UNCOMFORTABLE in the morning, because John's supposed to be straight, Sherlock's supposed to be nothing, and Mrs. Hudson TOTALLY HEARD THEM!

And things just go downhill from there, with everyone still assuming they're a couple, cause now they aren't exactly wrong. And if Mycroft shows up, he's all "O hai, Sherlock. See you finally got laid."

And as with most things, it's all solved with a lot more sex. The end.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


This is a prompt right? by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Fill was based on Mod announcment here: http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/8789.html?thread=18729557#t18729557


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 May 2011 Updated: 17 May 2011


Summary:

I can't remember for the life of me, but have we had blindness fic yet?

If not, I would like to request one. For whatever reason (let's say he hits his head during some wild chase through London's grimy alleyways), Holmes goes blind.

Whether this is merely a temporary or a more serious, (semi-)permanent condition is up to you, but I want to see Watson caring for him and helping him through whatever angst that may arise with this new condition.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 Aug 2011 Updated: 02 Aug 2011


This is Mine, Not Yours by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John finds out Sherlock is a cutter.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


This is the last time. by lilapaddy Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson

Anal sex. Top!Watson.

Angsty. "This is the last time."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1159
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


This Time Around by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson and Lestrade both have it bad for Oblivious!Holmes and keep glaring at each other and fighting when he's not looking and sabotaging each other's attempt to get his attention. Then one day some horrible event (Nervous collapse, tortured by baddies, drugs, Reichenbach gone wrong, take your pick) leaves poor Holmes utterly broken. Watson and Lestrade have to learn to get along (share!) in order to put the detective back together again.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Those Who Play With Fire by the_me09 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Honestly, I just want some Blackwood/Coward porn. I don't really care what kind, as long as Coward bottoms, though consensual D/s would please me.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: BDSM, Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Fireplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Three Sheets to the Wind by koshartu Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Some sort of work party/function, and Sherlock gets TRASHED. TRASHED TRASHED. And he's like sitting on Lestrade's lap, and won't let go of John's hand, and Sally's totally trashed and it turns out they are both catty bitches when drinking and get along fabulously, and Sherlock's trying to give Lestrade a lapdance, and John gets sneak attack!snogged, and Anderson keeps poking everyone to get their attention, and if Molly's there she TOTALLY disappears with some hottie mchotterson, and basically THEY ARE ALL DRUNK AND HAVING FUN AND INHIBITIONS ARE SO FAR GONE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

Extra bonuses for bathroom or car sex, idec who.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary:

One of Holmes youngest Irregulars shows up battered and bruised. Holmes reaction to the occurrence sends red flags up to Watson and he tries to discover the reason for the reaction and then has to deal with the aftermath. Sex is fine but would like if it fits in with the mood.

'09 movie Holmes would be fabulous, 'cos that Holmes is sooo beautifully vulnerable.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Jun 2011 Updated: 14 Jun 2011


Tickling by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Tickling. Any pairing, fluff or sex, fun or torture. I just want it ya'll, and I know I'm not the only one!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Tied-up cuddling by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: H&W get their snuggle on while tied up hand and foot/stuck in bags/rolled in clingfilm/whatever.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: A tiger will kill Watson if he doesn't mate with his partner, Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Tigerskin Rug by paperflower86 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Okay, so this amazing pic, but with Watson and the tiger's skin? :DDDDD COME ONE HE'S BLOODY HOT! And maybe with Holmes standing in front of him, his hands on Watson's thight and slightly bending for a kiss? IDK THERE'S A !INVISIBLE RDJ SOMEWHERE ON THIS PIC!
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Till It Bleeds Daylight by Anon Rated: Teen starstarstarstarstar [ - ]
Summary: A villain horribly tortures Holmes and locks him away with Watson. Watson has the bandages and sundry he needs, but just before they were locked in, the villain broke all of Watson's fingers.
Categories: Fiction Characters: OMC
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Time by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Time is like a drug. Too much of it kills you."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2011 Updated: 19 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes wants to surprise Watson by doing something a little kinky, like tying him up & blindfolding him while he's asleep, ready to have his wicked way with the Doctor once he wakes up.

Problem is, waking up tied up and sightless kinda throws Watson back into Afganistan...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: You know how H&W are also known as The Master and The Doctor?

It's not a coincidence.

Only Mrs Hudson knows their real identities, because she is a Time Lady as well as a landlady.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Time Will Crawl by oubliettelepaon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I would love a story in which rdj!Holmes does a favour for The Doctor (helps him save Victorian England from daleks, whatever, not very relevant to the story) and as a thank you, the Doctor grants Holmes a trip to a time and place of his choice.

Holmes goes back in time to meet his younger, sad and friendless self and tells him that everything's going to be fine and that one day he's going to find the most amazing friend he could possibly hope for and be happy.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crossover, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Times Like These by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Clarky(aka GOD)

One day, months after Watson's and Mary's marriage, Holmes realizes something he should have noticed a long time ago: whenever he is in trouble or has need of comfort, no matter how trivial, Clarky is there. It's just that the support has been given so naturally, sometimes so quietly, that even the great detective's keen powers of observation failed him for some time.

[I know I already prompted Clarky today, but... I'm a spoiled child and I want as much Clarky as I can get!]
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Tiny!Holmes by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes invents a shrink ra and accidentally shrinks himself. Until they find a cure, Watson carries him in his pocket, and buys him a little doll house.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: Tiny!Holmes
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Tiny!Holmes 2 by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes invents a shrink ra and accidentally shrinks himself. Until they find a cure, Watson carries him in his pocket, and buys him a little doll house.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: Tiny!Holmes
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Title goes here by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I'm really in the mood for some predicament bondage. Is anyone else?

Muscle fatigue, straining and some ropes. You can work in edge play if you're the mood. Any verse.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011