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To Advance an Honest Mind by yawmin Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is seen as a heartless automaton. Why? Because his heart was stolen / given away. Watson must find and restore it.

If someone manages to work in a Calcifer/Howl-like situation (BOOKS, BOOKS MF) HOLY SHIT I WILL GIVE YOU SO MANY FAVOURS OF SEXUAL DEPRAVITY.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Drama , Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


To Catch A Mackerel by arkady Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Not my prompt, but it gives me an arrhythmia just by itself. (And because while Holmes torture is fun, Watson whump is my fannish chocolate covered crack.)

Because I can't get enough of it...I want Watson struggling against captors. Please lavish me with details of him fighting and being subdued. Ropes? Blindfolds? Panic? Racing pulses and breaths?

If you feel like making it porny, non-con or Holmes to the rescue with some H/C is most welcome! Do your worst, anon, you know you want to :)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


To cross the line by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Her skin is pale like God's only dove
Screams like an angel for your love
Then she makes you watch her from above
And you need her like a drug
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


To Go Home by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Post-Reichenbach angst with a happy ending
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


To hear your voice by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The first time Watson gives Holmes a blow job he's so turned on by all the little moaning, whimpering, mewling noises Holmes is making that he comes in his pants without even touching himself.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


To Hungrily Pound by marill_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft and Sherlock mark Valentine's Day together with a nasty dinner.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I would LOVE some H/W fluff with Watson comforting a suddenly insecure Holmes about some of his *cough* ECCENTRICITIES.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


To Our Hearts by blacktablet Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I trust everybody knows Neil Gaiman's American Gods, yes, yes? (And if you don't, shame on you. Shame!)

Now, think about all the mail 221b Baker Street receives every year, the secretary that is hired just to deal with it. The tours, the guide playing The Game, the way Sherlock Holmes has infiltrated all layers of public consciousness, the ways references to him will pop up everywhere in unrelated places. How much belief is put in Sherlock Holmes.

You know what I'm thinking, right?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: To Our Hearts
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson/Mary -- Watson keeps saying it'll be the last time. Last time he gambles, last time he helps out on another of Holmes' cases -- but he always ends up going back. Mary's getting tired of it. So they end up having ANGSTY, DESPERATE SEX. Or just angsty, angry arguments. Watson/Holmes implications or background are more than welcome.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 743
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


To rewrite history by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


To Sear by unsettledink Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sometimes Holmes wished he could love like a normal person because, perhaps if he could, Watson would not have left.
Holmes/Watson. '09
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 286
[Report This] Published: 11 Jun 2011 Updated: 11 Jun 2011


To see Reason by 0corona0 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want Holmes and Watson to get caught in some kind of crisis-- like, they're dining in a restaurant and all of a sudden it gets held up by thieves, or a bomb threat, or Holmes and Watson on a suddenly out-of-control train. Also, lots of protectiveness and fear for each other's safety
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


To Sleep by ladylovelace Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson must share a bed during a case, but once they get back to Baker Street, they find themselves unable to sleep alone.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Just John and Sherlock sleeping together in the same bed - cuddles and fluff, please? :) BBC or Granada-verse preferred.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 175
[Report This] Published: 15 Jul 2011 Updated: 15 Jul 2011


Summary:

Just John and Sherlock sleeping together in the same bed - cuddles and fluff, please? :) BBC or Granada-verse preferred.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


To Slowly Fuck by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson celebrate Valentine's Day. A crone crashes the party.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I think someone requested this at some point, but it never got filled (to my knowledge)

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest!AU

Make me proud, meme. b29;
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes gives a toast at Watson's wedding reception. While drunk. Very drunk.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 182
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


To The Victor by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson "punishes" Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Dark, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Drugging, Fellatio, Fingering, Frottage, Handjob, Roleplaying
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Sep 2011 Updated: 08 Sep 2011


Summary: A rich Holmes spoils Watson rotten. Watson enjoys being kept in style.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Today Brings Sad News by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

It is, indeed, a sad day in Holmesian news...

⊱ Edward Hardwicke 1932~2011 ⊰



May you rest in peace knowing that you were, are and will continue to be truly loved. ♥

PROMPT: I think we all need some happy, fluffy, Granada!verse Holmes/Watson fills to get us through this. TT____TT


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 May 2011 Updated: 31 May 2011


Toenail Chewing by spacefall Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want Holmes to have one habit that really turns Watson *off*. Holmes is oblivious and "but I thought we were gonna have sexy times?", and Watson says "yeah, not really feeling it today".
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes licked his lips furtively. Blue eyes. Blonde hair. Tanned. Taller than usual, but crippled. Thin from recent illness. Ex-army, invalided out. Meagre pension, no living family, gambling problem.

So easy to make disappear. No one would miss him

Stamford had outdone himself this time

Psycho serial!killer Holmes. Watson is his next victim. Except things go....awry. And he keeps telling himself he can always kill Watson later. After he's worked out the fascinating puzzle.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Tony Stark & Brett!Holmes by ms_meryl Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I know we've had crossovers with Stark/RDJ!Holmes. But have we ever had Stark/Brett!Holmes? If we haven't, I think we need to.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes merchandise starts hitting the street. Holmes loves it. Watson is mortified.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011