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Summary: Watson gets an urgent message from Holmes, right before he could fall asleep, begging him to come pick him up. Being the good friend that he is, Watson grudgingly puts on a pair or pants and goes to the rescue of his best friend.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Tempo by reasonabsurd Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson is alone at Baker Street and decides to try out Holmes’ violin, playing a few hesitant notes. Holmes enters the room without Watson noticing and is incredibly turned on by the sight of Watson cradling his beloved instrument. He sneaks up behind him and starts guiding Watson’s hands with his. 

Naturally, sexytimes ensue, but I would love the focus to be on the sensuality of them weaving their hands together to play this sexy, sexy instrument.

I'll give you a baby unicorn if all this is pre-relationship with concomitant UST. Victorian!verse preferred.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Summary: Ten words for drabbles: leverage inferno briefcase flesh baton vengeance bolted painting stallion waffles
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Tests Positive by jellybgood Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: LET'S have Holmes have to take a drug test for whatever reason and he knows he's gonna fail. So he begs Mary to pee in a cup for him. SHE AGREES. SHE'S PREGNANT. HOLMES DOESN'T KNOW THIS. GO GO GO.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Text Omitted by w_a_i_d Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is a survivor of childhood abuse (what kind exactly is up to you).
He's tried to forget about it and suppress his memories for his whole life, but during the course of their budding relationship, Doctor Watson slowly realizes that something is not quite alright with Holmes.

How will Watson react when he finds out and how will they deal with it?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Texting during sex by redconverse Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I have this urge to read fic where Sherlock texts infuriatingly all the way through their session, and only when he's fallen asleep does John find the 15 missed texts worth of 'oh fuck yes harder' and the like.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Sexting
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


That 70's Porn by f_m_r_l Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: If we're going for porn, I want a bad '70s porn thing. Which means, terrible dialogue and puns. Terrible excuses for getting naked "OH I DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR THE PIZZA DELIVERY. WILL YOU TAKE SOMETHING ELSE?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: The real reason Holmes didn't come home immediately after the Final Problem? Because the Doctor STILL can't land the TARDIS on time after 900 years of police box travel. "You said three days! It's been THREE YEARS!"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crossover, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


The Adventure of the Narwhal by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Brett!Holmes and RDJ!Holmes celebrate Valentine's Day until a narwhal spoils everything.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes has to explain exactly what happened during a night out with Lestrade and Clarkie.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


The Animal Inside by dealliasnape Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes gets kidnapped by *insert name of bad guy*. He's gone for a long time (years, I'm thinking). When Watson eventually finds him, it turns out that the baddie had tortured Holmes both physically and mentally (sexually is up to the anon). Holmes had basically reverted into an animal-like mindset. Doesn't talk, doesn't walk up-right, growls and tries to bite everyone who comes near him. Kinda like a rabid dog.
Watson of course helps him get better.

Will love forever if the kind anon includes Mycroft in the fill.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: For Challenge #2

All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." –Oscar Wilde

Or, to be more precise, the theme is: art. Any type, any definition; as long as the entry incorporates or makes mention of some form of art, it goes.

(In the case of drawings, etc. - the fact that they are art themselves would obviously not be enough; the subject would have to relate to the theme in some way. )
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #2
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


The Arrangement by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Okay, I know this was requested somewhere, so, here you go. (And, I do not care for Twilight--sorry--so, it's made old school.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


The art of Seduction by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John comes home to find Sherlock tied to his bed, gagged, unconscious...he immediately frets, thinking that Sherlock has been attacked and raped.

However, Sherlock figured out that John was into S&M, tied himself up, and waited so long that he fell asleep.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


The Ascot Job by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The 09!Movie crew does a job like the Leverage crew.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, OMC
Genre: Crossover, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Mycroft Files
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade and Vimes. They're just hanging out, having a drink -- or in Vimes' case some lemonade or something. Both of them are bitching about the various people driving them crazy. For Lestrade, it's Holmes. For Vimes it could be Ventinari (because he's a close approximation to Holmes in the Discworld).
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: The Bar at the End of the Literary Universe
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: It's blindingly obvious to everyone that Holmes and Watson are in love, but neither of them seem to have got the memo
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: The Bar at the End of the Literary Universe
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


The Barter System by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson: GOOD LORD HOLMES, GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY WIFE!
Holmes: It's our wife
Watson: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Fill for the iPod Track Challenge
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crossover, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: iPod Track Challenge
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


The Beholder by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Puppies! I don't care if Gladstone turned out to be a girl or if Watson or Holmes found a litter of puppies and decided to raise them, I just want movie!Holmes and Watson raising a litter, with all the cute, fluffy times that go with it :)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


The Bet by mothergoddamn Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson seduces Holmes, but makes him think its the other way round.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


The Bindings of Fear by arkady Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: 1) Merinthophobia- Fear of being bound or tied up
preferably Holmes being captured by bad guys, *severely* tied up step by step and totally losing it, much to their amusement - cue Watson to the rescue, dealing with aftermath... Maybe trying to cope with the condition by using consensual bondage? I would love a lot of angst...

2) Kakorrhaphiophobia- Fear of failure or defeat

3) Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity

4) Phonophobia- Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones.

Just go with it! Thanks!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Angst, Drama , First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


The Boat that Rocked AU by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: In 1966, numerous pirate radio stations broadcast to the United Kingdom from ships anchored in international waters, specializing in rock and pop music that is not played on BBC Radio.

Mycroft Holmes runs one such station - 'Radio Rock' proudly anchored in the North Sea.

Their station - though made up of many different shows ranging from Simple Stamford's morning Show to Lestrade's Late Night Show - is undoubtedly lead by that run by his eccentric and not just a little abrasive younger brother Sherlock Holmes - and his best friend and foil - Doctor John Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Mar 2011 Updated: 10 Mar 2011


The Breakfast Club by mothergoddamn Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I am having a day. A bad day. And what I need is some Holmes/Watson h/c...no, that's such a lie. What I need is some Holmes/Watson c, with minimal h. Maybe Watson has a shitty day at his practice and Holmes has a shitty day solving crimes and they come home to Baker Street and...what? Have mindblowing sex? Play strip-Risk? Indulge in some primal scream therapy? I just don't know, guys, but I do know I need soooomething to tide me over until I can get home tonight and wipe away my woes by writing TA!Holmes.

I love you all, really and truly and enough to make this hellish day a little better,
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


The Burden by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes is a man of extremes: He has deliberately poisoned himself, starved himself, lived in a cave - whatever is required to prove a case.

With this in mind, what measures would he take to prove the worth of a broken, shell-shocked and depressed Watson to himself?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011