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Too Much Time by starjenni Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson finds himself repeating the same day over and over again and is the only one to be aware of it, which is *that close* to drive him crazy.

Super extra mega cookies for Holmes explaining how he solved a case the first day and Watson being his usual "OMG YOU'RE SUCH A GENIUS", and then growing bored of it as the days keep on repeating, much to Holmes desapointment/worry? : DDD And once Watson, tired of Holmes' pleasure to keep the suspence EVERY-FUCKING-DAY, explains the case himself to everyone like "this is so EVIDENT you idiots, so now can we please go and talk about others things??? I'm sick of this conversation!!!" and Holmes "WTHELLINGHELL?????"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Except Holmes and a couple of others, every SINGLE London inhabitant is a child of Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Top!Watson by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson topping the shit out of Holmes in a very angsty, violent, needy, bloody way.

And much stress on the 'bloody' part.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Toppled by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want Holmes bound and gagged, specifically so no one will be able to hear his cries-- except Moriarty. He doesn't want to draw any attention until *after* he's finished with him. Holmes is fucked brutally (preferably standing upright with Moriarity behind, holding him. Hell, maybe he even switches angles and pushes him over a table to climax). I want Moriarity to absolutely humilate Holmes by fucking him while making him look in a mirror, making him see himself, the great detective, being used by his equally great nemesis (this is also done to heighten Moriarity's arousal by literally seeing himself overpower Holmes).

And I want him verbally taunting Holmes the entire time, knowing this is the one thing that Holmes has ever feared (being the genius that he is) and whispering into his ear what an amazing fuck he is and how easy it was to catch him ("Not as brilliant as you thought you were"). Please no references to a 'relationship' with Watson or anyone else for that matter. I mean, references can be made about Watson, but none suggesting that they are or were romantically involved. I want an asexual, completely unexperienced, terrified Holmes, like this is his one and only fear (being touched/used sexually by anyone).
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Gagging, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


Summary: Tortoise!Watson shags Holmes' persian slipper.

For inspiration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R3BYCT5oWw
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Mar 2011 Updated: 10 Mar 2011


Toucha-toucha-touch me by arileo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson and Mary re-enact "Toucha-toucha-touch me" from Rocky Horror.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Touching from a Distance by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Irene as 1950s pin-up queen in the style of Bettie Page, being totally teasing, kick-ass, boundary-pushing, and controversial, with lots of gorgeous kinky outfits. Mary is the androgynous rising star photographer who charges about in men's clothes being a genius and engineers a shoot with Irene/Bettie so she can get to know her.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: AU , Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Train Sex by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson sharing a compartment! Trying to be quite and basically just sexing it up on their way home from a case or w/e!


Not quiet, I'm afraid...and utter crack.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 992
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Transformation Kink by spacefall Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Through a mishap whether be it a curse or a chemical experiment gone horribly wrong, Watson is steadily and painfully turning into a snakeman. Maybe Watson tries to hide it from Holmes at first, but he soon finds out and must find a cure before Watson's emerging serpentine instincts harm someone. Angst over Watson's declining humanity and whatnot. They can either already be lovers or discover their feelings along the way.

Bonus points if Watson surprises Holmes with how dexterous a forked tongue is and at some point Watson freaks out after nearly hurting Holmes.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Transport by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John having consensual sex with Sherlock who's brain is off solving puzzles and what have you the whole damn time:
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary:

A character must orgasm in a certain amount of time or before something happens, or else face the consequences. Noncon, dubcon, or consensual bedroom games, I don't care. Dark is good, but so is hilarious. Any pairing, any verse.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 May 2011 Updated: 03 May 2011


Summary: H & W together in a tight space (cupboard? store room?), W deliberately rubbing his arse against H's front. Slowly. Teasingly.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Treat by SlashyKink Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson. Chocolate & strawberries.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Feeding
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2011 Updated: 02 May 2011


Treaty Trousers by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Captcha wants treaty trousers. Sounds like something Mycroft puts on for best when handling foreign policy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 20 Jan 2012 Updated: 20 Jan 2012


Tree Sex by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: H/W sex up against a tree
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Trepanning by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: This is so wrong, but I want it so bad:
Trepanning. On Holmes. Horrific results. Angst all around.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Trial and Error by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes gets turned into a girl. Watson gets him pregnant.

Holmes then loses the baby, and in the process of returning to his male form, he dies.

Make it angsty, please.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Genderfuck, Mpreg
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Trichophilia by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Fem!Watson ares for Fem!Holmes' hair.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Trichophilia (Aroused By Hair)
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Trio by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Somehow Watson is in the hotel room when Holmes and Irene are there. He hides and watches as Holmes beds Adler and gets seriously turned on by it. But by Holmes not Adler. Is author's choice if he gets to join in or not.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Jun 2011 Updated: 29 Jun 2011


Trousers down, Holmes. by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has a fever. Watson being the caring doctor takes his temperature. With a rectal thermometer
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Medical Fetish
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Trussed by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes is tied up and tortured by a captor.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Truth writ as lies by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Prompt was Lyrics to "Fucking Song" by Jarvis Cocker.

I will never get to touch you so I wrote this song instead
Thinking about you lying in bed, it's gonna get inside your head
And it's the best that I can do, this is the closest I could get
So let it penetrate your consciousness......

I used another part of the  song...the part that deals with the unreality of the public image vs the reality of the person


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Mar 2011 Updated: 21 Mar 2011


Summary: "Try not to suck any dick on the way to Baker Street"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: I want a reverse world where men are the fair sex. Irene Adler is the world's only consulting detective and Doctor Mary Watson is her trusty sidekick (with no moustache). Holmes and Watson are sexy distractions who should be at home cooking (OR FALLING OVER ALL THE FUCKING TIME)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Turning of the Tide by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

That black coat that Holmes is wearing in the fight scene on the bridge in the 09 movie? It is screaming out for some against the wall sex!


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Jun 2011 Updated: 14 Jun 2011