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The Button Offense by mistyzeo Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: We've already had Watson gaining weight in retirement... I want to see Holmes as the one gaining weight while Watson remains his usual self (and finds he rather likes Holmes this way ;)).
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Weight
Universe: Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 987
[Report This] Published: 24 Jan 2012 Updated: 24 Jan 2012


The Camel Prince by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft has been turned into a camel. Does Watson have the power to turn him back into a human?
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: The prompt? A gif of a flying cat. The fill? Mysterious things afoot at 221B Baker Street....
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 352
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary:

 can has historical H/C?

On 30 May 1884, during the Fenian bombing campaign of 1883 to 1885, an anonymous letter was sent threatening to bomb Scotland Yard and all other government buildings in Central London. On the night of 30 May an explosive device was placed on a urinal outside Scotland Yard, and later detonated causing severe damage to the CID and Special Irish Branch offices. 

Lestrde, Gregson, Clarky...pick a char and stick 'em in it :)


Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes has gone missing while working on a case. Meanwhile, Scotland Yard goes to John Watson for help concerning another case. The two mysteries soon become one as Sherlock Holmes becomes the main suspect in a murder spree! Watson finds himself torn as The Yard pursues Holmes as their main suspect. As evidence mounts against the detective, Watson desperately searches. Can he find Holmes first? Can he solve this case before Scotland Yard arrests the world's only consulting detective? Whoever takes action, they must do it quickly. The evidence is drowning.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Constable Clarke, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, Drowning, Drugging
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 May 2011 Updated: 18 May 2011


Summary: The British army just came up with a new way of raising founds: calendars featuring pin-up'd veterans.
I ask you: which month John is featured in, and what is his pin-up-self?
Shiny golden point question: what's Sherlock reaction?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock is hoarder. Specifically, he is a hoarder of John Watson's sweaters. JOHN IS WONDERING WHERE THEY ALL GO. (They're under Sherlock's bed.)
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Dark!Watson apparently just gifted the entire meme with a whip

Holmes keeps receiving gifts of a peculiarly intimate nature. He cannot deduce their origin, no matter how hard he tries, and the puzzle works and works at him.

Watson sits in his armchair, smirking, the true source of the gifts....
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


The Choice by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: RDJ!Holmes winds up meeting with his younger self while in the height of his angsting over Watson leaving and tells his younger self to HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH DR JOHN WATSON EVER. Angst ensues.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


The Cold Shoulder by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Jun 2011 Updated: 03 Jun 2011


Summary: John deals with a phone call from Sherlock during work.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


The Convenience of Depravity by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson meets awkward, broken, socially incapable young!Holmes who has just left his home because of abuse. He has no money and nowhere to go, but dark!Watson assures him that it's alright and takes him in. Cue emotionally manipulative, mutually destructive relationship
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Powerplay
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


The Coquet by por_queeee Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

"Holmes/Watson, anything Victorian.

Holmes roleplays a whore.  Watson is uncomfortable at first, but then enjoys getting to fuck his mouth and come on his face."


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Facials, Fellatio, Prostitution, Roleplaying
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


Summary: Holmes likes it when Watson dresses oh so prettily.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Cross-Dressing
Universe: Russian Series , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Mar 2012 Updated: 02 Apr 2012


Summary: Dark!Watson does a rest cure on Holmes a la The Yellow Wallpaper.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: The crack in the ceiling had a habit of sometimes looking like a rabbit
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: About a month into her marriage to Watson, Mary wakes up and he's not there. For whatever reason she heads downstairs and discovers Watson and Holmes asleep together on the a blanket on the floor of Watson's study. She's rather confused by finding her husband spooning with his friend but she goes back to bed figuring this isn't the time to jump to conclusions. When she wakes up Watson's back beside her and Holmes is gone.

This becomes a pattern. Not nightly or anything, but at least once or twice a month she'll wake up and Watson's downstairs, all tangled up with Holmes and lost to the world.

Eventually she starts trying to deal with the situation without having to ask Watson questions she'd probably rather not know the answers to.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson has just returned to London from Afghanistan, and moves into 221B Baker Street, where he meets the ghost of Sherlock Holmes, who's been murdered. Over time, as he tries to help Holmes solve his own murder, he falls more and more in love with the ghost of a man he was supposed to meet.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death, Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 May 2011 Updated: 26 May 2011


The Daily Grind by supersimplicity Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson fucks Holmes, and GRINDS. Not thrusts (not all through it, anyway). Grinds! Moving himself inside him JUST ENOUGH to stimulate them both a bit and it feels SO GOOD against his entrance and yum yum yum cum.

Happily ever after, the end.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: So I have this WIP I should be updating, but I've been having an intense bout with writer's block, and I keep procrastinating. Can I have some fic about Holmes and/or Watson procrastinating (about anything at all) to give me inspiration? :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


The Delivery by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty discovering chalkboard-related porn.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


The Discovery by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes writes fanfic of Watson's stories and he totally ships himself with Watson.

Bonus points for the stories developing a Victorian fandom and Holmes being a BNF. Shipwars, wank, kinkmemes...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Can I get some John as a serial killer? A very good, very efficient serial killer. Sherlock suspects but doesn't say anything, then he starts setting up kills for John.

A.N.: On haitus
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 188
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


The Dogsitter by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes teaches Gladstone to "Get the Carrot!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: John is a duck-billed platypus. Sherlock has to turn him back into a human.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


the ebb and flow by cj_ludd18 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #1

Action and reaction, ebb and flow, trial and error, change - this is the rhythm of living. Out of our over-confidence, fear; out of our fear, clearer vision, fresh hope. And out of hope, progress." - Bruce Barton
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #1
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011