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Summary: Blackwood deals with his greatest hurdle: The Elucidated Brethren of the Temple of the Four Orders.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Apocalypse now Vietnam AU

Holmes is a conscientious objector and Watson is a patriotic soldier
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


The Epic Kiss of Epicness by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson share an epic first kiss.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


The European Way by the_me09 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Blackwood/Coward Loving
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Bondage, Fellatio, Rimming
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 May 2011 Updated: 28 May 2011


The Evils of Fluff by mystic7194 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Blackwood/Coward fluff
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Powerplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


The Eyes Have It by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I'd like a story in which Watson is overprotective towards Holmes. movieverse please
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


The Fall Guy by cj_ludd18 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes does something stupid/reckless/illegal. Lestrade risks his job/reputation/life to make it go away.

It's not until weeks/months later, when Lestrade has gone missing/arrested/whatever, that Holmes (asshole extraordinaire) and dear Watson realize what Lestrade had done/risked. They take care of business in entirely BAMFy ways and bring Lestrade back.

Over-exaggerated pets and cuddles and gratitude in order to turn Lestrade into a blushing, uncomfortable mess are always welcomed.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


The Falls by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes' thoughts after seeing Watson's reaction at Reichenbach.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


The Filth Wizard by joe_pike_junior Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Modern!AU, I guess. Holmes is a germaphobe, and rather obsessed with cleaning EVERYTHING. And cleaning by Holmes' definition is febreezing and lysoling that big pile of dust bunnies, but not actually cleaning it up. Watson does not approve.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


The Final Question by koshartu Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson overhears, or even secretly sees, Holmes doing something kind of cute like:
-Singing
-Talking sweetly to Gladstone
-Practicing some sort of conversation he wants to have with Watson.
-Talking to himself in a mirror.

I’d like some reactions from Watson.
It’s your choice if Watson confronts Holmes about whatever it is he’s doing!
Have fun anons! xo
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: And I'll dance with you in Vienna
I'll be wearing a river's disguise
The hyacinth wild on my shoulder,
My mouth on the dew of your thighs
And I'll bury my soul in a scrapbook,
With the photographs there, and the moss
And I'll yield to the flood of your beauty
My cheap violin and my cross
And you'll carry me down on your dancing
To the pools that you lift on your wrist
Oh my love, Oh my love
Take this waltz, take this waltz
It's yours now. It's all that there is.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


The Game is Afoot by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want Holmes and Watson playing footy.

Playing footy together in Regent's Park or something.

Maybe ramdomly. Maybe during a case. Maybe it's dark out. And maybe they're constantly keeping track of their score in between rounds and making impromptu 'goals' with random objects in peoples' houses (a la, a vase into the fireplace) or while interviewing clients.

I want dirt. And sweat. And someone falling on their shoulder or sliding dramatically and missing the ball anyways. And tackling. I want someone cheating and not using standardized rules or, the 'Cambridge rules' (as they came to be known as the sport gradually became less chaotic in the 1800s).

I want maybe an official game to settle the score, and suddenly, what, Clarky and others join in and, what, it's raining, and, what, soaked shirts and sweat.

And what's more, I don't even care who wins ;)
Categories: Art, Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


The Game Is On by postcardmystery Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: To make this a little more legit, if anyone wants to write me something based on the BBC Sherlock Promot, I'll rip my heart out and give it to them in a basket of rose petals. Morbid? Me?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


The Game's Afoot by postcardmystery Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Anything Batman Related
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes sucks Gladstone off.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


The Gift by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Lord Coward obviously fancies Holmes, so Blackwood decides to give the detective to him as a present. Nicely wrapped up in lots of rope, of course.

I would like to see the delighted Coward unwrapping his present... And I don't mean the ropes. Blackwood hands him a knife (Holmes panics?) and he starts cutting Holmes' clothes off in small pieces, pulling them from underneath the ropes until Holmes is completely naked.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Coward, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


The Glorious Backside by koshartu Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson drops things all the time and Holmes picks them up, not wanting his friend to aggravate his injury. Watson is really doing it so he can watch Holmes bend over.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


The Golden 'Tasche by spacefall Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "OH MY DEAR WATSON!" Holmes cries as he jizzes all over the room. Once they're done fucking like bunnies they sit back and have some tea, and BAMF!Watson tells Holmes all about THE ADVENTURE OF THE GOLDEN MUSTACHE.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: I want a Holmes and Watson AU where they're 21st century liberal arts undergrads. Politically correct, hipster-y, American undergrads. COME THROUGH FOR ME, MEME!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: So, I was wondering. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED AFTER IRENE DRUGGED HOLMES? We see him naked and handcuffed to the bed, but HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET HIM NAKED? WHAT HAPPENED.

TELL ME PEOPLE! TELL ME
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes: You look at these scattered houses, and you are impressed by their beauty. I look at them, and the only thought which comes to me is a feeling of their isolation and of the impunity with which crime may be committed there.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 346
[Report This] Published: 15 Mar 2011 Updated: 15 Mar 2011


The Hardest Part by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is not a sexual being at all, but he does love holding Watson in his arms as Watson jerks himself off.

incoherentwitharousal!Watson being held by calmsoothing!Holmes, plz? :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


The Heat of Battle by blamethecupcake Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson has a case of PTSD and after a loud noise (how common were firecrackers then?) he gets a bad flashback and in his mind, he back in the middle of the battle of Maiwand. He goes into combat mode to save "the soldiers" (Holmes) from fire. Holmes tries to get Watson to snap out of it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


The Heavens Opened by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson get caught in a freak thunderstorm whilst out on the countryside investigating, and are obliged to pass the night in a tiny shallow cave, the closest thing to shelter available. Problem: there's only enough floor space for one.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


The Homonculi by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson walk by a toy store and happen to spot a shelf of toys modeled after them. Watson gets excited and buys them, keeping them on the mantel. Holmes is creeped out and cant stop staring at them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Sep 2011 Updated: 08 Sep 2011