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Ultraviolet light by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "There is a silence that comes to our house when no-one can sleep."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Umberella-ella! by quil_linked Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: bbc!Mycroft's umbrella breaks. (he's been leaning against it too much?)
Anyway, it wasn't an ordinary umbrella (full of hi-tech equipment that "the british goverment" may need) and he can't get an equal one right away, so Sherlock thinks it's amusing to buy him one of those ridiculously cheap collapsible umbrellas as a presen
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Unbelievable by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson '09.
Watson leaning against the wall, fingers in Holmes' hair, fucking his mouth while Holmes is on his knees touching himself, please!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Undeniable by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Movie!verse. Sherlock is kidnapped by Blackwood. He is stripped, bound and gagged. Blackwood has him standing upright, holding him from behind and jerks him off, much to Holmes' absolute horror and humilation. He's then bent over and forced to give oral to Blackwood while at the same time Coward fucks him up the ass (or vice versa). Bonus points if Blackwood or Coward screws Holmes' mouth through the cloth gag. Have inexperienced Holmes completely lose his composure once he realizes the situation has turned hot and sexy.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Bondage, Fellatio, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Under the table erection by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Secret under-the-table erection!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Underland by crimson_adder Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Have we had a Neverwhere crossover yet? Can we? Please? Pleaseplease?

Watson gambles against the Marquis de Carabas and loses. To make up for his debt, he has to act as a doctor for someone in London Below, he accepts not knowing that he'll never really make it back. He mourns not being able to see Holmes again, but since he made a promise like the fine upstanding gentleman he is he does his duty, and follows after the Marquis to try and make sense of his new life.

Then he finds out that Holmes lives in both worlds, and is hunting Moriarty from more than just London Above.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary:

That slinky scarf Holmes is wearing when he chases Irene out to the carriage. That's it -- go wild.


Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Understanding Why by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Victorian!Verse please

Holmes attempts to explain to a disapproving Mycroft why he would risk everything to be in a relationship with Watson.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Undisclosed Desires by wave_of_sorrow Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson have developed a sort of friends-with-benefits relationship. At first, it’s just a form of sexual release – no feelings. Then they decide to try a threesome (it makes absolutely no difference to me who the third person is), but when it happens, they never take their eyes off one another and basically ignore the third person. Bonus points if the third person leaves in the middle, and Holmes and Watson don’t notice right away (got this idea from another prompt).
I want this fic to be about Holmes and Watson going from simply being fuckbuddies to an actual relationship, because they’ve developed legitimate romantic feelings (or even love) for one another. Whether they’ve realized their feelings before the threesome and were too scared to say anything, or end up discovering their feelings as a result of the threesome is up to you.
Feel free to make this as porny as you’d like, as long as there’s fluff too. Is there a word for porny fluff? Florn sounds too Swedish or something. Pluff doesn’t quite work either. IDEK. I’ll stop talking now.
So, I know I went all tl;dr again, but I just can’t help it. It’s just not in my programming to be concise. About anything. Ever. >.>
Fill, please?! :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Unexpected by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

John is asexual.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Unexpected by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Ritchie-verse please!

Watson leaves to go live with Mary. He doesn't realize that when he leaves, Holmes is pregnant with his child.

Thinking this is all he will ever have of Watson, he goes to his brother's country home to raise the baby. A year later, Watson decides to surprise him with a visit.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Feb 2012 Updated: 01 Feb 2012


Summary:

John is such a hopeless romantic at heart, so watching Mycroft and Anthea work together all the time as a perfect unit just makes his little heart bleed. He thinks they belong together, so he tells Sherlock, not even thinking he'll listen. To his surprise, Sherlock agrees, and they decide that one of their tactics will be making Mycroft jealous by having John ask out Anthea. Please show me John and Sherlock getting their cupid on with spectacular and weird antics, and Sherlock becoming jealous himself in the process. And then this giant fluffball of a fic can end with Mycroft/Anthea and Sherlock/John.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Anthea, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Unexpected Visitor by jacknjill270 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #5

Advice and or sympathy. Let's see a fic where someone seeks (or offers) advice and/or sympathy. Feel free to include some of the supporting, rare, or obscure characters in with our two heroes (or instead of them, if folks like). All universes are welcome, as usual.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #5
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Unexplained Intentions by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson is a cocky, arrogant bastard. Dark!Holmes is tired of him mouthing off and fucks him into submission.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, Dark!Watson
Genre: Dark, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Unfinished Sympathy by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want a really sad depressing Holmes/Watson fic that has to do with playing the violin.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 582
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Unforgiven by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Forgiveness" by Sarah McLachlan
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Ungodly Filthy by paladinofnature Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson complained about Holmes's "general lack of hygiene." DIRTY SEX, YOU GUYS. LIKE, LITERALLY. DIRTY.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1428
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Unicorns rock! by feriowind Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: What's better than Holmes in drag?

Holmes as a unicorn
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Uniform Trumps Brain by bitterhaze Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: We need more uniform fics! The lack of them is atrocious, darlings. Sooo...

Sherlock sees Watson in uniform for the first time, BBC-verse.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Uniforms
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Unlawful by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Lestrade
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Darla/Watson. the penis that ravaged three continents? You know she rode that.
I'm talking real Immortal-type situation, fucking her brains out and she's just too damned sated to get to the killing afterwards :D

(Yes, Watson saves himself unknowingly from becoming a snack, by being a total tiger in the sack :D)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crossover, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Unloved by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Guys - I'm really, REALLY missing RDJ Holmes, can we please have some H/C with him. Anything you want - rape, torture, beatings, horrible people making him cry - anything - just hve Law!Watson make it all better :D
Because as much as I love BBC!Sherlock and worship Brett - I miss those puppy dog brown eyes :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 631
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes has given Watson oral sex, and hand jobs rather often, but does not allow Watson to reciprocate.
Watson tries to get Holmes to allow him to, Holmes refuses...
later Watson figures out the reason why...Holmes is genuinely afraid.
Watson helps him overcome his fears.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Unresolved by random_nexus Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: As I go through the filled prompt post and see all the stuff that we've done (SO. MUCH. PORN.) it's making me crave something. UST. Epic UST. Where you can feel the tension, taste the desire, feel the want in the action and even banter. Just that? Please? Whether there's the follow-through is up to you. Any!Verse, Any!Pairing. I just want WANT.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Unresolved Sexual Tension by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment: "Awesome! If there had been any more UST between Holmes/Watson, Lestrade would've jizzed his pants just from looking at them bicker."
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011