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Vaginae by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: 221b is invaded by vaginae. Not women. Vaginae.

Song parody based on TMBG's "Seven"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Vaginal Parfait by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Has there been any panty-sniffing kink? Holmes undresses Irene, goes for the under-the-skirts pussy-nuzzle and totally digs it? Like, 'darling, your Parisienne perfume? Fuck that. This.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Vampires by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty's eyes widened as the detective's fangs sunk into his neck, realizing a moment too late why none of his attempts on Holmes's life succeeded.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Sep 2011 Updated: 18 Sep 2011


Vertigo by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Irene get into shenannigans -- drinking, dancing, running from ruffians and sexing occur.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Victor Trevor decides to pay Holmes a visit. When he's there, though, he goes "Oh, I'm sorry Holmes, I didn't realize... of course you have found someone by now! And what a fine person, too!", and to Watson he says "You take good care of him. He's a very vulnerable soul, even if he doesn't let on". And then he's gone.

But the thing is, Holmes and Watson aren't actually in a relationship. They're left there standing all embarassed.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: First Times, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Victorian Error by AMoody Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes walks in on Watson masturbating with an anal vibrator. Featuring the Victorian Hysteria machine.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Drunkeness, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Summary: The Holmes stories in The Strand have a small but fervent female following. Some of them meet on a regular basis to share their art, fic, songs, most of which is H/W slash (of course). Basically, a Victorian equivalent of an LJ slash comm. It's your choice whether Holmes and Watson really exist, but I'd prefer it if the women believe them to be fictional characters.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: OFC
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Prompt was "Jane Austen's Fight Club."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Crossover, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock and John in victorian clothes.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Victorian Graffiti by dreamers_girl Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Inspired by the graffiti in Pompeii.

During one of Holmes and Watson's evening walks, Holmes decides to deduce the writers of the graffiti- who exactly did it, or what they looked like, how they were feeling, etc. Watson is just hoping that Holmes doesn't notice a certain poem confession piece of writing since he knows Holmes won't fail to deduce that it was him. HE WAS DRUNK AND ~FRUSTRATED OKAY WE ALL DO STUPID THINGS SOMETIMES

Holmes, of course, sees and deduces. How does he react?

Sexytiems appreciated but not necessary. Go wherever your muse takes you.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Victorian Pornography by ends_of_time Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson are lacking in funds to pay the rent. Again.

Holmes hits upon an idea to make some cash: take photographs of Watson in the nude (but hiding his face) and sell them to underground gay porn distributors. Gay porn is so rare and illicit that they fetch a very high price.

Watson is incredibly reluctant to begin with, but Holmes convinces him to try one photo at first. They're shocked at how much money they make, and this becomes a regular thing. They start getting artistically creative with poses and scenarios.

Cue loads and loads of UST with ultimate culmination of hawt mansex. I would love it if neither of them were thinking about a relationship to begin with, it's entirely Holmes' practical money making scheme.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Victory by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Something that involves Watson standing behind shirtless Holmes and running his hands down Holmes' chest and over his hip bones.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Violin by coasterchild Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want a drawing of Holmes playing the violin, can be bare-chested or with Watson lying on the sofa listening to the play.I donīt know, I just want a beautiful drawing of Holmes playing the violin.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Violin by ms_meryl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want a drawing of Holmes playing the violin, can be bare-chested or with Watson lying on the sofa listening to the play.I donīt know, I just want a beautiful drawing of Holmes playing the violin.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Violin Fingering by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson. Violins
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Violin Playing by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

The reason Holmes plays violin at 3 in the morning is because he wants Watson's attention.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2255
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Vocal Composition by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Because they didn't have them in victorian times.

Holmes voice drives Watson to distraction as he takes him to the edge and back over and again without touching him before letting him come.

RDJ/Holmes


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Vox by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John has a bit of a thing for Sherlock's voice. Sexytimes ensue -- Sherlock tells John explicity what he's going to do to him. John comes without any penile stimulation whatsoever.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Voyurism minifill by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

There's a bit in the movie "Wilde" where Oscar Wilde is sitting in a chair in a hotel room, smoking, watching Bosie fuck some guy. He isn't doing anything in particular, just sitting there, smoking, getting a voyeuristic eyeful. I find this incredibly erotic.

I want something like this.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011