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Wait by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: In honour of my Holmes having gone missing:

Five times Watson waited up for Holmes and he didn't come home, and one time he did (and then there was fluffiness and possibly sex but that is entirely unnecessary).

I miss my friend, kind anons. Make me feel better?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Where had I heard this wind before
Change like this to a deeper roar?
What would it take my standing there for,
Holding open a restive door,
Looking downhill to a frothy shore?
Summer was past and day was past.
Somber clouds in the west were massed.
Out in the porch's sagging floor
Leaves got up in a coil and hissed,
Blindly struck at my knee and missed.
Something sinister in the tone
Told me my secret must be known:
Word I was in the house alone
Somehow must have gotten abroad,,
Word I was in my life alone,
Word I had no one left but God.

Any character, any pairing, any circumstance, anything at all.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Waiting by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Too much cocaine and Holmes believes he can fly! Watson rescues him in just the nick of time, then pulls Holmes into his arms.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Waiting for words by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Ok i've already asked for this before but im gonna keep at it untill my brain dies.

Ok so Watson and lestrade are having sex, in front of holmes, who is giving them orders what to do like the BAMF he is! He'd be like "no don't touch him till i tell you to!" and "Right now fuck him!"

Holmes can be as BAMF as you want him to be. And I'm in love with granada lestrade so granada/cannon verse would be epic!

Whoever fills this will get my undying love, soul and Whatever else they want from me. ;)

Go forth!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Spanking, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Wake Up Call by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lazy Morning Sex.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Rimming
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Wake-up call by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: H/W

Slow lazy morning sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Fellatio, Fingering
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Wanna buy a monkey? by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

I’m thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, “Why stop at one?” I don’t like being limited in that way. Therefore, I’m considering a platoon of monkeys. So that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing their faeces around.
RDJ c. 2005



Holmes replaces Watson. With a monkey. Incorporating as many elements from this chat as possible

'09 verse.

Art. fic. Crack. We don't care. Give. GIVE!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


War of the Worlds by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: War of the Worlds.

No, not that piece of shit movie, the original HG Wells book. Or, if you're feeling particularly cracky, the Jeff Wayne musical.

Mini-fill involving the death of the Thunderchild
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crossover, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 640
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


War Poetry by stranded_pearl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Inspired in part by "Dulce et Decorum est", Wilfred Owen

In order to help deal with his shell-shock/PTSD, the good doctor writes poetry. Sweet, sad poetry readings in the study ensue, along with some schmoopy kissing.

Any 'verse. Even Mice would be awesome.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dawson
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Was it good for you? by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: 'd kill for some asexual!Holmes … who has sex with (Watson) anyone, for whatever reason … and still isn't interested in it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Wasted Potential by fluffysilver Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Modern day!Holmes and Watson - not just their equivalents, AU or time travel, but the actual Holmes and Watson reincarnated. They start getting their memories back, or just one of them because the other already remembers everything and is just waiting for the other one (epic BFF soulmates FTW). Reincarnated Blackwood or Moriarty? Irene? Mary?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Watch by dire_redux Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Waiting for Godot or Rosencrantz and Guildernstern are Dead type of AU. Watson and Holmes are the same person.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Watch (the door) by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft's watch has the power to turn beavers to gold. Features Fem!Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fingering, Toys
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is in a severe black mood. Dr. Watson brings Holmes out of it using his magical sparkly healing cock.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Summary: Holmes invents the wet shirt contest - he is the only contestant and Watson is the only spectator. But he still gets all the marks.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes boxing is sexy as hell. Watson certainly thinks so, and frankly he can't deal with level of arousal in public so he starts making excuses as to why he can't go to the punch bowl. Holmes eventually deduces why and makes some excuse why Watson needs to come with ("for a case dear boy!") and gives Watson a reason as to why he must observe very carefully. During the fight Holmes enjoys watching Watson squirm and occasionally throws him some intense eye contact while making sure that Watson is able to admire every goddamn inch of his outrageously attractive body as he dances around the ring. By the time Holmes finally puts his opponent out of his misery Watson is seeing every move Holmes makes in slow motion and is ready to fuck Holmes' perfect ass in the middle of the ring without giving a damn who sees them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson bites off Holmes' nipples
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson blushes. Holmes notices.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: SO HERE THE THING : WATSON FELL INTO COMA FOR WHATEVER REASON, AND WHEN HE WAKE UP HE CAN ONLY SPEAK FRENCH! He forgot the english language and have to learn it back! SO THE ONLY ONE WITH WHO HE CAN SPEAK IS HOLMES :DDD And Dredger. Holmes is glad and think it's kind of funny (and quite franctly, better French than dead, thank you very much). Watson isn't amused.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Watson Chair Action by spacefall Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: He stepped forward, took up his coat, laid his hand on his revolver, and turned to the door. I picked up a chair, but Holmes shook his head and I laid it down again.

- Charles Augustus Milverton

I’d like to see BAMF!Watson beat the shit out of somebody with a chair. I don’t care who he hits or why he does it or whether it’s fic or an artfill, I JUST NEED WATSON BEING BADASS WITH A CHAIR PLEASE.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Watson Chair Action by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: He stepped forward, took up his coat, laid his hand on his revolver, and turned to the door. I picked up a chair, but Holmes shook his head and I laid it down again.

- Charles Augustus Milverton

I’d like to see BAMF!Watson beat the shit out of somebody with a chair. I don’t care who he hits or why he does it or whether it’s fic or an artfill, I JUST NEED WATSON BEING BADASS WITH A CHAIR PLEASE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Watson cuts Holmes' Hair by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I NEED IT. PLEASE. WHERE IS THE HAIRCUTTING KINK? I WILL GIVE THE INTERNET TO ANYONE WHO GIVES ME HAIRCUTTING KINK.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Trichophilia (Aroused By Hair)
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary:

Moriarty is dead, Watson is back at 221B, Holmes is healthy and as happy as he has ever been for has several cases to solve and most importantly, Watson.

And then....Watson dies...in place of holmes, for holmes, protecting holmes. 

Make it painful, make it guilty make it as sad and angstastic as possible.
No happy ending.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Summary: Holmes is dying a slow and very painful death from illness or injury. Watson takes pity on him and helps him die.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 174
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Instead of cum, Watson's penis shoots marbles.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crack, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011