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Yarder porn by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade shagging Gregson against a wall in a dark ally
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Fingering
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


You are my constant by postcardmystery Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: X Files/Holmes AU
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


You can do WHAT? by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Prompt: Watson has a totally unlikely talent, for instance he can make icing flowers for cakes or knows how to greet people politely in Korean.

Subprompt: knows and pwns people at obscure boardgames
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Molly breaks up a fight between Lestrade and Sherlock
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


You Idiot by feriowind Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is the most expensive hooker in England, and Watson tries to make him his by accumulating wealth, but he does it all wrong (you can't become rich by gambling your income away, doctor).

Holmes is like You idiot, I'd take you if you lived in a pigsty cos you're the sex. Also, I have money and I'm getting too old for this hooker shit.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing, Prostitution
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary:

Watson and Holmes and any variation of Simza or gypsies – what exactly happens when Watson dances too much? Have fun with the drink part as well if you'd like. (RitchieVerse)


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2012 Updated: 11 Mar 2012


Summary: Prompt was Apocalyptica's Not Strong Enough.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: “You need to be kissed and often. And by someone who knows how.”
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Jan 2012 Updated: 22 Jan 2012


Summary: I want to read about John and Sherlock kissing.

To be exact, I want to read, in great detail, John's POV of what it's like to suck, lick and nip on that plump lower lip that Sherlock has.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


You're a Taboo by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock and Mycroft share a kiss to prove a point.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Incest
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


You're Standing On My Neck by riffir Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Fill for the iPod Track Challenge
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: iPod Track Challenge
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


You're Welcome by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Errant Comment: I just want to say thanks for all the awesome fic masturbation fodder. I look forward to the sexy stories when I come home from work. Some of the kinks in stories have helped me realize a few of my own.

(I just wish I had someone to act them out with!)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


You, Me, Now. by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "me, you, sex, NOW"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock installing shimeji!Jim on John's laptop without telling him.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Your Own Good by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson has enough of Sherlock being so bratty while he's bored, so dishes out a good spanking.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Your Time by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes, Watson, Lestrade, and Clarkey are all trapped with no means of escape in sight. Watson is bleeding to death. Lestrade and Clarkey hear some things that were meant to stay within the walls of 221B Baker Street.

Holmes/Watson with lotsa angst and fluff. Something vitorian.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Basil, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary:

Bad Guy has sex with Sherlock Holmes. Everyone knows they had sex. Everyone knows that Sherlock Holmes had creepy relations with creepy Bad Guy.


Everyone is wrong. Sherlock Holmes was raped.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: Drabble prompt from the random sentence generator

6. Your whole chemistry dictates the committed scandal.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Youtube prompt by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Look at that :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5YxphXjC9w&feature=related

See the very first comment? That's my prompt.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mike Stamford
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011