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Finding Equilibrium by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Adorable!podgey!Holmes all self-conscious and annoyed at his lack of control over his body, and Watson being very appreciative of Holmes's... curves...
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Weight
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: GODDAMMIT. WHY DO I NOT HAVE FRIDGE MAGNET POETRY!?!!?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Post-retirement fluff based on U2's "I'll go crazy (if I don't go crazy tonight".
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Shameless John/Mycroft porn by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Immaculately proper Mycroft Holmes bent over his immaculately tidy desk, being shagged into next week and loving it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Small Man, Big Times by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade is dragged off and tortured by his captors. By the time his fellow Yarders are able to find an rescue him, the good Inspector is badly hurt and positively terrified.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Bradstreet, Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, Inspector Stanley Hopkins, John Watson
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gagging, Torture
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Jan 2012 Updated: 17 Jan 2012


Summary:

Sherlock is annoying and insulting John as usual, and John decides it's time he fought back, physically. Somewhere in the middle of this scuffle, John finds out something glorious.

Sherlock is extremely ticklish, and hell yes John's going to take advantage of it.

John then begins tickling the crap out of Sherlock whenever Sherlock is annoying, because it makes the detective shut up. Plus making Sherlock writhe helplessly is rather...enjoyable.

Bonus points if at some point Lestrade is a witness.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Tickling
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Summary: After a fight at the Punchbowl Holmes gets very drunk and Watson has to deal with a beat up, intoxicated Holmes who is very...handsy
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


"Don't get all excited" by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson. "Don't get excited"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 279
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


"Don't get excited." by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Don't get excited."


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 279
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary:

"Holmes, have you stolen my undergarments again?"
"Uh, we have a barter system."
"But my undergarments?!"
"Yes. And you are welcome to mine."
"I don't want to get inside your undergarments!"
"That's not what you said about my pants, dear Watson." 


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 152
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Summary:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Just... 

...use that line. 
Holmes/Watson bitte!


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 338
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Summary: "I love you." "Go fuck yourself."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary:

"Kindest of kisses break the hardest of hearts" 

I´d like Holmes/Watson, but if you are inspired to write some other pairing, go for it.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


"Rude" and "Shush!" by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The 5 times that Holmes slept where he shouldn't have done and the 1 time he was fine (blatantly Watson's bed :D), or however many times people want to do, sleepy!holmes is so sweet (:
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


"Shut up, Holmes." by tabby_stardust Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Jude!Watson's so sick and tired of RDJ!Holmes' chatter and violin playing that he finally snaps, tricking him into his handcuffs then gagging him. Once he has his attention, he explains why he's doing this and threatens to shove his violin bow where the sun don't shine.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Mar 2011 Updated: 29 Mar 2011


"Well, dear Watson.." by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Movie line prompt: "Get that thing out of my face" only with penis.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


"Why do you love me?" by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Why do you love me?" with Mary/Moriarty


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: I would like Irene, handcuffed to the bed. Brought to the brink by Holmes, only to have him leave the room for tobacco, a case, ninja!attack!, whatever really. She's stuck there for awhile, naked (a reverse of what happened in the movie), only to have him come back with roses and strawberries. Which are used in fun, sexy ways (LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE THAT HAPPENS WITH THIS PAIR. THEY DON'T DO TEA PARTIES) before THE FUCKITY-FUCK (I love that phrase).
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Orgasm denial
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Prompt quote: ''What would you like me to make him say next.''
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


(BBC)Sherlock is deaf by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

(BBC)Sherlock is deaf.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock is deaf
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


...---... by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: help! I need to take a piss! badly! but the cat MY LORD AND RULER is sitting on me! adorable and blinky eyed and warm and purrry and WON'T LET ME GO!


HELP!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: ...---...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


1 of 50 Ways by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 50 Ways to Leave your Lover -- multiple short fills.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Apr 2011 Updated: 22 Apr 2011


Summary: Cleverbot drabble featuring bunnies, Sherlock and John.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: 1000 Christmas Tree Bunnies
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


2009 Movie - GMD Crossover by astapez Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is turned into a mouse. He ends up spending some time and helping out Dawson and Basil. Holmes is worried/frustrated and a bit amused. He tries to find out who turned Watson into a mouse.

When Watson protects Dawson and Basil from a cat, he is seriously injured... and finding the person responsible for turning him into a mouse becomes a search that everyone is involved in--man, mouse, dog bird---everyone.

Non-cracky
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Blackwood, Constable Clarke, Coward, Dawson, Dredger, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, John Watson, Ratigan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Jan 2012 Updated: 17 Jan 2012


2009!Lestrade by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Wonderful artists of the kinkmeme! I have a request to lay at your feet.

What is your visual interpretation of Inspector Lestrade?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011