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A slight crack by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I'm interested in a fic where Holmes is high on cocaine. What would his thought processes be like? What would he focus on? Take this where you want as long as there's detail in it, kind of like being in his head. :)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


A Small Fall by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Alternate Timeline, Post Final Problem: Doctor Dawson fixes a Final Problem.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Dawson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crossover, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective, Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Steep Day To Break by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock swallows a kitten at Lestrade's urging. Then someone tells them to get off their lawn.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Story in Reverse by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

"I just want to see Holmes getting fucked by a hollow dildo filled with bees." 


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


A STUDY IN MOTHERFUCKIN' PINK by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Take A Study in Pink. Shove it through the voice of John Motherfucking Watson's "A Study in Motherfucking Scarlet."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC! Sherlock's "A Study In Pink", as narrated by John Motherfucking Watson, MFAD and voice of the people.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Anthea, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


A study in purple by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Has anyone read Neil Gaiman's AU fanfic short story, "A Study in Emerald"? Because if they have -- well, anything in that universe goes, really, but desperate makeouts or desperate sex followed by desperate potentially-last stands are always great.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1924
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary: So... Rethinking some scenes of GoS and it's bringing out my dark side. Can I get some bound&gagged!Holmes/Moriarty?
Categories: Art Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Bondage, NonCon, Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2012 Updated: 14 Feb 2012


A Terrible Lady by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes in drag (based on 09!movie previews) and in red knickers gets Watson hot and bothered.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Frustrated virgin character: "I really want to have sex."

Other character: "I think you'd be good at it."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mike Stamford
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I need some cheering up so I want a little angst with a lot of fluff and a dash of Protective!Comforting!Holmes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


A Tiny Fill by SlashyKink Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover 
(Muppet Cover of the song if you're unfamiliar with it)

Multiple very short fills (aiming at 50), any pairing, any 'verse.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inanimate Objects, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


A Travesty by Kimmy Jarl Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes loves penetration for ots own sake. He always loses his erection when penetrated. Who cares, he just likes Watson to take him long and slow, or use his hand/fingers when he can't last out the slow pace.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Fisting
Universe: Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Jun 2011 Updated: 19 Jun 2011


A Useless Platitude by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 5 times Sherlock Holmes was told (and hated) the stupid phrase "everything will be all right" and the one time it was the only thing he could say.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


A Wager Settled by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Not enough misuse has been made of Watson's cane.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


A warning by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: MORMONS.

We all know how ACD feels about them. Turns out, Holmes is rather disinclined to feel charitable towards them as well.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Any BBC-verse slash pairings with Watson being fucked up against a wall, manhandled, etc. Because he may be deadly and all, but he's actually shorter AND of a smaller build than pretty much any other guy out there. Except maybe Moriarty, who may be narrower. *must check*

And while we all know Watson more than makes up for it, maybe in the bedroom his lover gets off on being able to totally dominate over him? And maybe Watson enjoys being dominated just as much.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


A Wet Occurence by blighted_garden Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mary Sue Pumpernickel reunites lovers Holmes and Watson.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Wise Wager by xtinethepirate Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Gambling. I just really want to hear more about Watson's gambling addiction.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1657
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


A Wound for a Wound by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Someone mentioned Dark!Watson recently but what I really want to know is: Where is the Dark!Holmes?!

'09 movieverse please. Other than that, go nuts.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, John Watson
Genre: Dark, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Abed by unsettledink Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson. Sometimes Holmes and Watson just need a day to relax, spending the entire day in bed.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 819
[Report This] Published: 11 Jun 2011 Updated: 11 Jun 2011


Absent Words by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson realizes Holmes is the young man he and his disreputable friends raped in a dark alley one drunken night in his wild youth, before his stint in the army changed him into a better man.

Holmes doesn't know that Watson was involved, but once Watson knows it starts to eat at him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Jul 2011 Updated: 03 Jul 2011


Absinthe by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Have we had fic with absinthe yet? Cause if not, we need to rectify this egregious sitch IMMEDIATELY, my bunnies. Substance-abuse!kink ahoy!

Holmes would prolly drink that shit like water and have a micky in his boot for all opportunities. Watson is quietly irked, but occasionally Holmes convinces him into an absinthe-evening at home.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Absolution by dire_redux Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Abysm by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."

Holmes is suicidal. The only reason he hasn't killed himself yet is because he knows how much it would hurt Watson. Watson finally learns about it.
I want some serious h/c in this fic please.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Dec 2011 Updated: 15 Dec 2011