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Inconvenient by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Al Gore
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson has slept with ladies from all walks of life, but this is the first time he's slept with a man. I'd like to see him thinking about the differences between sleeping with a man and sleeping with a woman and maybe something about how gorgeous Holmes is in a way unlike any of his other partners.

A little nervousness at the beginning ("Am I doing this right? How does this work again?") wouldn't hurt either, but it's not required.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Injured by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is in some way physically damaged in the line of his work (I was thinking bullet or knife wounds, but if you want drowning or broken ribs or whatever, go for it), and Watson (who may have saved him from further injury with some well-timed heroism) cares for him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: You know how BBC-Sherlock has those nummy suits that he never wears a tie with so his collar is strategically opened and showing off that neck?

God bless their wardrobe department is all I can say.

Anyway, how about some hickie-fic? John finally unable to resist the lure of the Opened Collar, or Sherlock at a crime scene and Lestrade pointing out he has a hickie.

Don't think Sherlock would be embarrassed by it, but might cover it up so people will stop asking annoying questions.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Insecure!Watson by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I'd love me some Holmes/Watson where Watson is jealous of Irene. Honestly, beyond that I don't much care, I just really really want Watson fretting that he's not interesting enough
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 240
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Doilies turn Lestrade on.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson hopes for some afternoon delight. Holmes has other plans.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Can I get a fic of a severely autistic Sherlock Holmes?

The completed story is now available in two linked parts. The first part is here: http://joe-pike-junior.livejournal.com/249481.html
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Jan 2012 Updated: 08 Feb 2012


Summary: Mary and Irene reenact a scene from Te Amo.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Inspired By Typos by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is asexual, but not aromatic (he doesn't smell good)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Intentions by florfina Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes keeps kissing Watson like it's the last time he'll ever see him. Watson is getting more and more freaked out.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Interlude by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: More than words
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 208
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


interrupted Sex by charlies_hoodie Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson are having wild sex in the middle of the day when an unexpected visitor drops by and they have to make themselves presentable LIKE REAL FAST. Bonus points if they were in the middle of something kinky. ("OMG, hurry with the handcuffs, Watson! Are you sure there are no gag marks on my face?") Super bonus points if, after the visitor has left and they have resumed their activities it happens again.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Into the night by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Since we're on fire with the U2-based prompts, can we have something based on Bad, please?

Except obviously not heroin addiction, but cocaine addiction...you know where I'm going with this...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Into The Woods by ljghunter Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock finds himself in the staring role of a fairy tale...and he is not amused.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Into the Woods by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

3 in 1 prompt (and get your mind out of that gutter)

cracky prompt: Holmes is Goldylocks. Clarky, Higgins, and Lestrade are the three bears
dirty prompt: Wolf!John/Little Red Bowler Hat!Holmes
cracky dirty gutter prompt IDEK!: the 7 dwarfs/Holmes


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Intolerable by unsettledink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson - One of them finds out the other is in love with them. They feel horribly betrayed - kind of like if a sibling was in love with you. That kind of a total shocker. Angst. And then they eventually accept that they feel the same way... well, or not. But at least reconcile.

Not a new idea, but I don't know if I've read a fic where they've had an all out "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LOVE ME - HOW COULD YOU?!?!" with prolonged feelings of shock and betrayal, since this revelation doesn't right it's self in a few days or weeks, it might take a lot of time viewing the situation in a new light to see the relationship for what it really is.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Intolerable by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

I want RDJ!Holmes bound with barbed wire.



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Invisibility by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Prompt: Holmes hypnotizing Watson into thinking he's invisible. Sexytime ensues (preferably as Watson still unable to see Holmes?) :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


iPM by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Radio 4's iPM programme has a feature where a "famous voice" reads out a bulletin comprised of sentences listeners have sent in about their week. No names, no further explanation.

This one is your prompt:

“At the age of sixty-four, I’ve been told by a very dear friend that he’s in love with me. And I feel wonderful.”


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: Irene/Mary, comparing notes about the men over tea.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 745
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Summary: Irene wearing nothing but trousers and braces.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Irene, Mary and Watson tend to Holmes. Sexily.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Holmes/Watson/Irene/Mary H/C
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Irene/lestrade by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Maybe Irene likes that he's easier to deceive than Holmes. And she knows he has to keep chasing after her, no matter how often she escapes, because it's his job. Idk, someone can make it work. Fufill this anon's random ship needs!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Summary: I want love declarations - many, many love declarations, for as many pairings as possible!

Some examples: Holmes/Watson, Watson/Mary, Blackwood/Coward, Lestrade/Clarky, Moriarty/Watson's long lost brother....

The more obscure, the better!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011