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Irene/Mary Femmeslash by janeturenne Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Whatever you want. But just fyi, it was sort of inspired by a fic someone wrote about Watson and Irene giving each other the keys to their respective mate's handcuffs.

(scroll down for all parts)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary: Irene, Mary and Holmes in nothing but their skivvies.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Irezumi by bitterhaze Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Underneath the stately, well-dressed demeanor, Mycroft is covered head-to-toe in glorious tattoos.
(BBC verse preferred but any will do!)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Iron Man AU by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is Tony Stark. His AI isn't named Jarvis, he-it-he's named Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Iron Man Watson by ladylovelace Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

ohn Watson returned from Afghanistan thin as a lathe, brown as a nut, and with shrapnel from an Afghani mine embedded in his chest. With one year left to live, he returned to London and took up lodgings at 221b Baker street.

However, after only three months his new found friend and rooommate Sherlock Holmes already finds the prospect of life without John Watson unacceptable. A detective by nature and a scientist by training, he begins work on a powerful new electromagnet....


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Life or Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Isshyo ni shibari by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes bound (shibari style), gagged, blindfolded, ears plugged, and then injected with a drug that makes him super sensitive to touch. He squirms in blissful agony until Watson finally gives him release.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Bondage, D/s, Fingering, Handjob, Ice Play, Sensory deprivation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Jul 2011 Updated: 10 Jul 2011


It Hurts by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "Would you love me less if I hurt you more?"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


It looks lovely by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson

One of them (IDC which) takes up knitting and keeps making the other poorly constructed hats, socks, sweaters, etc.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock is exposed to Violin Hero. Insanity ensues.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: The Bulwer-Lytton Contest has people submit the worst opening sentence from the worst novels never written. Some of them are truly inspiring in their awfulness.

In that vein: write the worst opening sentence for the worst Holmes story never written.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: The Bulwer-Lytton Contest has people submit the worst opening sentence from the worst novels never written. Some of them are truly inspiring in their awfulness.

In that vein: write the worst opening sentence for the worst Holmes story never written.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: It was a dark and stormy night
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: The Bulwer-Lytton Contest has people submit the worst opening sentence from the worst novels never written. Some of them are truly inspiring in their awfulness.

In that vein: write the worst opening sentence for the worst Holmes story never written.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: It was a dark and stormy night
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: The Bulwer-Lytton Contest has people submit the worst opening sentence from the worst novels never written. Some of them are truly inspiring in their awfulness.

In that vein: write the worst opening sentence for the worst Holmes story never written.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: It was a dark and stormy night
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: OK, so I've read cold, wet, snowy memes... how abouts hot and schweaty? Like it's over 100+F/38+C in London and they have to find a creative way to cool down...
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Moriarty/Watson, inspired by Shakespeare quotation
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


It's for a case by eccentricleyomi Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock Holmes has a habit of doing things that are a bit odd, utterly baffling and completely terrifying to anyone that isn't him. However, He can get away with absolutely ANYTHING by simply reciting four simple words: "It's for a case."

I would like multiple examples of such occurrences. The sexier stranger, the better. This is an "Anything goes; no holds barred" prompt. Make it bizarre, make it hilarious, make it porny as all Hell. WHATEVER!!! I DON'T CARE, just make it happen! Come on Kinkmeme, surprise me. ;) 


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: Petticoating and daddy!kink
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes, Cross-Dressing, Daddy!Kink
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


It's Licit if it's Lawful by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes and Watson are dropped in modern London and Holmes (somehow) discovers that Homosexuality is now legal. He takes full advantage.

I pretty much just want Holmes kissing(/making-out with) Watson in random, public places. At a church and in front of police officers in particular 'cause Holmes needs his smugness. XD


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


It's nice but it hurts by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: t's nice, but it hurts.

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It's not what you think it is.

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Bad, bad, bad idea.

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I want it and I'm willing to kill to have it.

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It doesn't suit you.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Charlie Brown and company go trick-or-treating at 221b Baker Street.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson's homosexual freak-out
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Jack the Ripper by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

The reason Jack the Ripper was never found was because Holmes never tried that hard to find him.
Holmes never liked women.

Take it as you will~


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Jam by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson gets shot in the head. It goes in one side, jumbles up brains, and goes out the other. He survives, but his last thought as an intelligent man is how much his brains look like jam.

Which is why it's Jam!Watson's favourite food. If he can put in as much squishy red stuff as he lost, then he must get better!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Jam Yesterday, Jam Tomorrow by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Jam!Watson punishes his Holmes for eating the last of the jam.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Foodplay
Universe: 1930's Movies (Rathbone)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Jammy Watson by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Somehow, movie!Watson gets replaced with New Jammy Watson. Hilarity ensues as Holmes must rely on New Watson and Proper Watson fights to get his role back
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 452
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011