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Limericks about Clarkey by e_p_kitty Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Limericks about Clarkey by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A limerick about Clarky's sex life, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Humour, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks about Clarkey
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Limericks! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Limericks! Any verse, any character, any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Limericks! by my_dear_watson7 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Limericks! Any verse, any character, any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Poetry, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Limericks! by linguini17 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Limericks! Any verse, any pairing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Meme Members, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Limericks!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Link!Watson by quil_linked Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson as Link (Zelda games)
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Lion's Den by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: RDJ!Holmes/Clarky/Jude!Watson
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Liquid Heat by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Not sure how to put this, but.... 

... can I please have Victorian Holmes up against the wall, hands strung up to the wall sconce, while Watson decorates his back with hot wax? 


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Waxplay
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Literary Agent AU by dealliasnape Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is sick and tired of dealing with the deranged Holmes fans, so he rewrites one of Watson's manuscripts to kill him off. Holmes and Watson do not find out until the book is published. THEY ARE INDIGNANT.http://community.livejournal.com/shkinkmeme/1372.html?thread=94556#t94556
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: ACD is a Prat
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Little Bird by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

There is a reason why the detective never talked about his childhood. It was the fact that he was born within an asylum.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Little gestures by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

The hardest part about living with Sherlock Holmes is learning that every little gesture has a meaning.
Holmes/Watson.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Little Leaves by bowsofwrath Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: so a couple of the Irregulars are staying the night at Baker Street for whatever reason, and one of them has a nightmare. He goes to Holmes for comfort who sings him a lullabye
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irregulars
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 May 2011 Updated: 25 May 2011


Little Wonders by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sick, confused, depressed Holmes shows up at the Watson household late at night during a storm, looking for Watson, but the doctor isn't there, just Mary. Holmes apologizes and turns to leave, but Mary gets the feeling that letting him go would be a VERY BAD IDEA and coaxes him inside. Some hours later, Watson returns home to find Mary cuddling a sleeping Holmes on the couch.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


lolfill by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want a fic where Holmes says Halloa! Halloa! Halloa! What´s this? and at some point Watson ejaculates. Oh ACD.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Facials
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


London Brick by ciderapples Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Post-Reichenbach. Holmes returns from the dead, but Watson isn't quite the same man he once knew. Twisted by grief and loss, Watson decides he wants Holmes all to himself and only himself, and locks naked Holmes up in the basement of his Cavendish Place home.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


London Dreaming by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Inspired by a fill on the BBC meme: London dreams of Sherlock Holmes.

"Any verse. Every verse. Whatever you like."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: ACD, Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, Irregulars, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, OFC, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC), Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Summary: London dreams of Sherlock Holmes.

Any verse. Every verse. Whatever you like.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: The prompt is BBCverse Watson being depreciating and dominating and etc towards virgin!holmes and completely buggering him. So that's what I wroted. And now I shares it with you.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, Handjob, Virginity
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Long Hair by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For some reason, Holmes has a long hair. Watson adores it. Sexily.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2012 Updated: 19 Feb 2012


Long Time, No Fig by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Figging. That's about it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Figging
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Jul 2011 Updated: 26 Jul 2011


Long Wanted On the Voyage by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Irene/Watson/Holmes. She comes through their lives like a hurricane and Watson has become used to the distraction.

Maybe something where Watson sees her before she lets Holmes know she's in town and finds himself cheating on Holmes with her?


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 677
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson walking somewhere in a pitch-dark forest/countryside road. (case gone wrong and now they have to get back home perhaps?) With no candles or any light and looking for place to stay overnight. I want Holmes to hold Watson's hand and guide him in the darkness. At some point Holmes may notice that they have been walking in circles and feels extremely guilty for being stupid.

Just want some fluff and mutual comforting. In total darkness. Extra point for some body-heat sharing in cold night or "Please take my coat!" "No, you take my coat"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Longing by sostrangechild Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: It's easy -- write whatever you want, whatever pairing you want, whatever universe you want.

The challenge? Do it in second person narrative. Smuttier the better.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 225
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2011 Updated: 02 May 2011


Look Out, I'm Moving by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Jim's got Sherlock tied up somewhere, and gives him the most excruciatingly slow fucking fantastic blowjob ever, watching as Sherlock/Holmes is stripped bare, trying not to give in but completely unable to stop himself.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio, NonCon
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Looking for Mary by mothergoddamn Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Hard-boiled Hollywood Noir Holmes
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011