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Summary: Newly returned from Afghanistan Watson has made an unwitting life long friend of the Nac Mac Holmesgal
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1040
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Loss by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: There was a mpreg WIP from that last part that mentioned Watson having 2 miscarriages and now I really want a fic that goes futher into that idea.

The 1st was right after he got together with Holmes. Their relationship with new and Watson was still recovering from being sick during the war (he was still thin and underweight).

The 2nd was that Holmes and Watson had a one night together before Reichenbach Falls. Mary offered to help the child but she died and then Watson lost the baby.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Death, Mpreg
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Apr 2012 Updated: 09 Apr 2012


Lost in the woods by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson get lost in the woods. Holmes is all, "No, no, I got this" and tries to use his tracker-fu to get them out, but is thinking way to highly of his skills in this case. So he refuses to admit that he's as lost as Watson until Watson finally explodes at him all, "You suck at this and we're going to die out here and you suck" and this leads to a massive fight. The fight leads to explosive sex (they have to keep warm somehow) and in the afterglow Watson recognizes the sound of a carriage and figures out that there's a road just over the nearest ridge and patch of trees. Holmes had been leading them in circles.

Or something. Just get the boys lost.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock and John were BFFs USTing when growing up(NEIGHBOURS, STREET RATS, BOARDING SCHOOL, IDFC!). They lose contact somewhere in their teens. Fast forward a couple of years.

X is stinky filthy rich. If X felt like it he could buy couple of small islandsCOUNTRIES. How or why this came about is not important. What is? That there is nothing he can't buy. Apparently, not even his long lost BFF.

Who is an high class [ESCORT/COURTESAN/CONCUBINE] now. A damn successful one catering to VIPs. We talkin people like GODDAMN KINGS, QUEENS, BRANGELINA AND MOTHERFUCKING LEX LUTHOR BITCHES!

X buys Ys services for a week trying to figure out what the hell happened to him. T'find out whyyyy Yyyyyy didn't come back to him.

Then X pays for another week, month and before X knows it he has his own DELISH KEPT MAN.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Louder than Words by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I want something where they have a huge fight about something, and I don't mean a little spat about Holmes's eccentricities. I mean like a huge fucking row, maybe about the drug use or anything, where Watson is in the right, and Holmes gets so defensive and dickish that he pulls out the ad hominem and says something truly hurtful to the good doctor. Maybe calling him a useless cripple or something which he knows a) is totally not true and b) will hit a sore spot >:O I want that single moment where Watson just stops when he realises what Holmes has said. And Holmes realising he's gone too far, and trying to backpedal miserably, and Watson storming out and angsting about London in a fit of self-hatred because he thinks Holmes is right.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Love Affair by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes sees Watson in his old uniform and goes OH HELLO THERE INSTANT BONER and uncovers a whole new kink he had no idea even existed for him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Military Uniform
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Love at first sight by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Nosy!Watson finds one of Holmes' old diaries. An entry reads: "Fell in love today." He goes crazy trying to figure out who the lucky girl is/was, not realizing that the person in question is him and the entry was written on the day they met.

Holmes, after some embarrassing hijinx, enlightens him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Love at Full Gallop by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

H/W. If Sherlock Holmes were a cheesy romance novel. That's right guys, I want loins set on fire and heads thrown back in exhileration; long, wavy hair tossed about while riding beautifulm white horses.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Love at Full Gallop
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2011 Updated: 02 May 2011


Love Letters by dealliasnape Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I have a little story, but there are words missing, and I need you to help me fill them in. (word list ommitted) Either reply with a few words or the whole list. If you are replying with only a few of the words, please pay attention to what others have written, and which words we still need. in 24 hours, there will be a fill here that shall contain all versions of what you have all helped to write.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Coward, Gladstone, Mycroft Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Love Like Winter by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC verse fic wherein John is in love with Sherlock but Sherlock clearly told him it wasn't going to happen in ASOP so he moves on with Lestrade. Cut to a point where he realizes Lestrade is in love with Sherlock and that Sherlock IS willing to be with Lestrade. So he gets them together and steps aside because he's too unassuming to believe this can be his. So he is all sad and lonely and pining.

But please, no self-harm. I prefer John be a brave little soldier, soldiering on with a broken heart.

Until, of course, the guys realize that it only works if it's all three of them. That John is indeed, as Moriarty said, the heart of Sherlock, and he takes care of Lestrade too. And then they have to convince John that he has a place with them too! And sexytiems ensue- preferably with bottom!John.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Love Unnoticed by random_nexus Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #4

How does a person know when another loves them? I want to see the many different ways people show love for each other, be it love notes, getting their tea exactly the way they want it or fun sexy times.

The catch? No H/W. They get featured enough. Give other pairings a chance to shine!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #4
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Lovely Hat by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want an artfill or a ficfill of holmes wearing this ridiculously fluffy hat.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Loving Wife by random_nexus Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So there's a common belief that a woman hits her sexual peak in her 30s, whereas a man hits his in his 20s. Now I know we have a lot of het fic where the man makes the move first and gets the woman going, but I'd kind of like the reverse of that.
Something like this:
Watson: "GAH! MARY! NOT TONIGHT! I'M TIRED. I'VE BEEN CHASING CRIMINALS ALL DAY! ARG!"
Mary: "YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO A DAMN THING, JUST GET AN ERECTION AND LAY THERE. I WANT YOUR DICK. NOW. FUCK ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. TO HELL WITH THE LONDON UNDERWORLD. I AM YOUR WIFE AND I DEMAND A DEEP DICKING."
Puppies and cookies to the Anon who can pull this off.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Loyalty by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want a fic where someone (Holmes?) says something incredibly stupid/insulting about Gladstone and Watson flips his shit. He then proceeds to demonstrate how awesome the dog still is.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


M&Ms by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Where's all the Moran/Moriarty porn? I mean really! Even math professors need a proper shag sometimes.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon, Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Machine gun vs flyswatter by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has a machine gun. Watson has a flyswatter. Who will win?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Magical Boy Pretty Sherlock by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes' underwear is a gun, Watson's stockings are swords. Any verse, but magical transformation sequence is a must.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Magical Boy Pretty Sherlock and John!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Magical Yo-Yo by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I would like some art of Holmes conducting some bizzarre expirement or babbling on about deduction, logic, clues, art, music, whatever, and Watson doing that thing where you drag the skin of your cheeks down with your fingertips in that sort of I-can't-take-this-anymore fashion. Ya know?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Magister by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: OK. So we have this notion that Watson's like the greatest lay that ever laid. The penis that ravaged three continents and he has to show Holmes/Mary/whoever the ropes of good sex.

What if he was a terrible fuck? What if he had to go to three continents because word got around so fast that he was a terrible, terrible lover?

Don't get me wrong. He's a lovely guy, but he can't fuck.

And what if Holmes/Mary/whoever was the experienced one and the fantastic lover? How would they teach him to be better at sex?

I WANT TO KNOW MEME. TELL ME!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Maison D'amour by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The reason Holmes has problems interacting socially isn't because he's asexual, but because he's an objectum sexual. As in, he fucks houses. Watson's in love with him so when he finds out, he tries to make it work
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1027
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Make-up by feriowind Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes wearing eyeliner, turns Watson on.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Make-up by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes wearing eyeliner, turns Watson on
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Malfunction@+++ by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Have we had any Dark!Robo!Watson from Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century yet?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: I'VE BEEN BEGGING FOR THIS. FOR LIKE. THE ENTIRE MEME.

FEMSLASH. IRENE AND MARY.

DOMESTICITY. PORN. FLUFF. ANYTHING. I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE. JUST... PLEASE. I'M NOT EVEN ANON FOR THIS ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M SO DESPERATE FOR SOME LADY LOVIN'.

PUT IRENE IN MARY'S PANTIES. THAT IS ALL.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Marrying Mary by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson proposed to Mary because he doesn't believe Holmes will ever be willing to take their relationship further than sex. To prove him wrong, Holmes decides to "propose" to him.

2009 movie, plz?


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011