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Summary: Frycroft/BBC!Lestrade

Fluffgasm, go!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crossover, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Feeding
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 146
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Marshmallows by SlashyKink Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson eats all the marshmallows in your Lucky Charms, then puts the box of grain pieces back in the pantry.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: So. We've got some great art by our gorgeous, talented, sexy, badass and slightly unhinged wheres_walnut.

I have one burning question:

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE EYEBALLS? Seriously. It's like a HUGE jar, which should have HUNDREDS OF THESE THINGS, but there's only one eyeball. ONE. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THEM?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Body parts are easier to procure...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Martyrdom by pin pricks by gyzym Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: PLEASE GIVE ME HOLMES HAVING A BAD, NOT GOOD, COIN DROPPING DAY AND WATSON GIVING HIM A GOOD SEEING TO OVER THE ARM OF A COUCH.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: At the toy store yesterday, I saw an action figure for Bonny Anne. Who is she? Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonny.

Anyways, Bonny Anne met another female pirate named Mary Read.

CAN YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING?

Irene/Mary as pirates on the high seas!

Run with it my little kinky monkeys! RUN!
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Mary had a little Lamb by lolryne Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mary had a little lamb. His eyes as blue as sky. If we play very quiet, my lamb, Mary never has to know...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Mary is Awesome by fiveclawedfics Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: In response to the trollworthy comment "Mary was the orginal MarySue. cute,blonde,love-intrest-for-a-main-character,rich....

so i want 101 die!Mary!die drabbles...."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Mary is Awesome by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: The trolly prompt was:
"Mary was the orginal MarySue.
cute,blonde,love-intrest-for-a-main-character,rich....

so i want 101 die!Mary!die drabbles...."

so of course we went the other way....
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary:

Irene or Mary (MAJOR COOKIES IF YOU DO BOTH) some how make Holmes and Watson kiss/make out/whatever. And of course, watch. 
I don't care how you do it, how long it is, etc. But pleeaaaasssseeee someone do this!


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 841
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Mary pegs Watson by myselftheliar Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Mary/Watson, implied Holmes/Watson

Mary pegs Watson, and he calls out Holmes' name.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Angst, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Pegging
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 417
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Mary Sue by tacosoup Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: sherlock holmes meets mary sue.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Mary totally understands how to fullfill the secret needs of her husband... with a little help of a certain great detective.

Give me something with the three of them in any way. (Anon loves evil-Mary by the way.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes goes to the Watson house, confused about a case and expecting to see his best friend. But instead, Mary's at home. Fluffy conversation ensues
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: "I know exactly where my place is, dear Mary. It's between you and Watson."

ANY WAY YOU LIKE IT, ANON.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Mary/Irene femmslash by grim_lupine Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Irene/Mary

Whatever you want. But just fyi, it was sort of inspired by a fic someone wrote about Watson and Irene giving each other the keys to their respective mate's handcuffs.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2185
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 24 Feb 2011


Summary:

Mary/Watson

Prompt: Epic femdom, particulars up to you. Up until the wedding night, Mary keeps her particular tastes under such close wraps that even nosy Holmes only has an inkling that Mary is the toppiest top who ever topped a man. How long does it take for Watson to realize he's never going to be the master of his own bed, except when Mary lets him once in a while for variety's sake? What does Watson think about the difference between his wife's public persona and the Mary that comes out when the lock clicks shut?

Bonus if Holmes figures it out but doesn't let on, except that he ambiguously needles Watson and shoots knowing looks at Mary, who can't figure out of Holmes knows or not but strongly suspects.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2783
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Summary:

Mary/Watson

Prompt: Epic femdom, particulars up to you. Up until the wedding night, Mary keeps her particular tastes under such close wraps that even nosy Holmes only has an inkling that Mary is the toppiest top who ever topped a man. How long does it take for Watson to realize he's never going to be the master of his own bed, except when Mary lets him once in a while for variety's sake? What does Watson think about the difference between his wife's public persona and the Mary that comes out when the lock clicks shut?

Bonus if Holmes figures it out but doesn't let on, except that he ambiguously needles Watson and shoots knowing looks at Mary, who can't figure out of Holmes knows or not but strongly suspects.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2783
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011


Summary: Mary and Watson. White pants are involved.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: For Challenge #2

"All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." –Oscar Wilde

Or, to be more precise, the theme is: art. Any type, any definition; as long as the entry incorporates or makes mention of some form of art, it goes.

(In the case of drawings, etc. - the fact that they are art themselves would obviously not be enough; the subject would have to relate to the theme in some way. )
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #2
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Master by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: AU in which Moriarty wins, amasses immense power and takes Holmes as his unwilling bed-warmer, fucking with Holmes expectations by being a surprisingly attentive (though still clearly deranged) lover.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Bondage, NonCon, Orgasm denial, Powerplay
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 Jan 2012 Updated: 02 Jan 2012


Summary: Holmes in disguise as the mustached woman in the movie.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: John Watson is the master of disguise. Sherlock takes advantage of it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Master/maid roleplay by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Master/maid roleplay. Authors choice as to who they want to stick in the dress. I'm open to either option 8D



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing, Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 578
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Mathematics by dire_redux Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: It's nice, but it hurts.

~

It's not what you think it is.

~

Bad, bad, bad idea.

~

I want it and I'm willing to kill to have it.

~

It doesn't suit you.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Maths by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Moriarty has a bad case of Holmes addiction (Sherlockaholism).

Moran stages an intervention.
...
Using mathematics.
...
They were never Moran's strong suit.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011