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Accidental Frottage by ragettizepirate Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: ACCIDENTAL FROTTING! AWW YEAH.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Accountability by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson roleplay a rape fantasy, with bottom!Watson. Nothing truly violent, but just Watson acting all weak and helpless to stop Holmes, who won't take no for an answer and degrades Watson with words (calling him a slut & blaming him etc).
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Roleplaying
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Asexual and fully clothed Holmes fingering and/or jerking off naked and totally incoherent with need and desire Watson.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Ad Victorem Spolias by dire_redux Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: At the toy store yesterday, I saw an action figure for Bonny Anne. Who is she? Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonny.

Anyways, Bonny Anne met another female pirate named Mary Read.

CAN YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING?

Irene/Mary as pirates on the high seas!

Run with it my little kinky monkeys! RUN!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: AU , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Adagio for Violin by spacemutineer Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

I will never get to touch you so I wrote this song instead
Thinking about you lying in bed, it's gonna get inside your head
And it's the best that I can do, this is the closest I could get
So let it penetrate your consciousness......

UST, pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase


Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Adoring!Holmes by lotesseflower Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: While in bed with Watson, Holmes is absolutely adoring and besotted, the opposite of his usually cold, calculating self. Watson is both surprised and amused
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary:

Somehow they follow a time travelling villain and are transported to modern day London. Holmes is loving all the new technology and they're using cell phones while on the trail of the villain or something, idk, and he can't stop texting/calling Watson to check up on him and Watson's all "WHAT THE DEUCE STOP BLOWIN' UP MY PHONE". 


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Afterthought by lechaussette Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes knocks up Mrs. Hudson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Against the current by ladylovelace Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: That's how my whole day has felt. Someone please make me feel less tired and fkhakjsgh by brining cuddly I-just-really-need-a-hug-right now Watson. Holmes should be administering said hug. Just, pwease?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Against the Wall by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Just all, "fuck me now!" Clashing lips, open mouths and grabbing hands. And lots of dirty talk.

Need it so bad. 

Victorian or movie verse please.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Agony by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Requesting Holmes/Watson hurt comfort. *WAIIIITTTT! don't run away yet* 

With maximum hurt. I want other of them to be injured or something and being in horrible pain. Screaming in agony. And the other one can just hold him or sit beside scared and unknowing what to do to make it better. I want pain pain pain screaming and fear!!!!!


also it would be nice if watson was the hurt one. but either way is good.
pretty please..?


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: Errant comment: "AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Sequel to AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cunnilingus, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: AH WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RIGHT NOW
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Albino Cave Dweller by mothergoddamn Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: WANT TO SEE YOU MAKE USE OF AS MANY OF THESE HORRIBLE EUPHEMISMS FOR PENIS AS YOU CAN IN ONE FIC.MAKE ME WINCE AND LAUGH AND CRY AND THEN DIE A LITTLE INSIDE. MULTIPLE MINI!FILLS ENCOURAGED, EVERYONE CAN PLAY. ULTRA BONUS POINTS FOR WORKING IN LESTRADE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Alchemists by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Prompt Is: Choose one (or more! more is good!) of the following quotes, write something inspired/using it.

1)"I never saw the way you sacrificed, nor did I know the price you paid"

2)There are too kinds of anger - explosive and implosive. Explosive is the man in the supermarket that screams at the cashier for not taking his coupons. Implosive is the cashier, who sits there day... after day... and then one day, shoots everyone in the store. You're the cashier.

3)Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

(Also; I'd like to add that I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! MEME, YOU ROCK! (CAPTCHA agrees: experts whizzing (around?)))
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Alignment by colour_me_troll Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Dark AU (preferably Granada or Canon based)
After the war, Watson offends the wrong person, and gets blacklisted in the medical community, he becomes bitter, he gambles alot, and then beats the crap out of anyone who tries to cheat him. On his journey into the criminal world he meets Lestrade, who lost his job after trying to pursue a case where the guilty party was a lord, and Holmes, who is crazy, homeless, and on the run from some dark traumatic past.
Together, they decide to turn the empire upsidedown.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes, Dark!Lestrade, Dark!Watson
Genre: AU , Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


All Consuming Fire by blamethecupcake Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: So I just finished "The Final Problem" today (and no matter how I alredy knew what was going to happen, I still was OMFG OMFG OMFG at every line. It's a fashion attitude to have on the subway, that is all) and something stroke me. Remember when Holmes informs Watson that their lodges at Baker Street have been lit to fire, though no great harm have been done?

Well I want great harm. I want Holmes to be out during the night for a case or whatever and coming back to see that 221B Baker Street is in fire, Watson awaking surrunded by heavy clouds of dark smokes, hot air, difficulties to breathe and Glagstone barking like mad somewhere in the house. Then coming-to-rescue-and-terrified!Holmes, roofs and stairs falling apart, I-m-not-leaving-my-dog-here!Watson and OMG(in night clothes)!Mrs. Hudson. Cookies for heroic!Glagstone. With potentially some injuries for some of them, trauma and all, but more important, the despair to see their place totally ruined. And happy end, somehow, maybe Holmes had saved enough money to made everything repaired and he and Watson help to re-build it?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


All Consuming Fire by blamethecupcake Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes spends the night oiut on the case only to return and find 221B consumed in flames while Watson, Gladstone, and Mrs. Hudson trapped inside.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2159
[Report This] Published: 20 Mar 2011 Updated: 20 Mar 2011


All Consuming Fire by blamethecupcake Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes spends the night oiut on the case only to return and find 221B consumed in flames while Watson, Gladstone, and Mrs. Hudson trapped inside.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2159
[Report This] Published: 20 Mar 2011 Updated: 20 Mar 2011


All Fun and Games by smokexscribbles Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

For some reason, I would really like to see Holmes accidentally or unintentionally, but still with great force, hit Irene or knock her down or something else, like BAM, and then both of them just be totes shocked for a second because, yeah, they're love-hate enemies and they play rough and tumble some times, but Holmes has never actually *hurt* her before. And then of course he has to be all awkward and apologetic and very delicate and careful with her, trying to take care of her and fix what he's just done. I'd read it. I'd read it even HARDER if Irene bleeds all over Holmes just to up the angst Holmes experiences over it.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1626
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irregulars, Mrs. Hudson
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


All in Your Head by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

When working, Holmes is untouchable; a cold, calculating machine, unfazed by even the most gruesome of murders. At night, he wakes up screaming, remembering every detail, and Watson comforts him.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011