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Mirror Mirror by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock fucking John in front of a mirror.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Misery by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Give me some big time hurt/comfortRDJHolmes 2009 movie verse. Just do whatever you want to him, but hurt him AND I WANT WATSON COMFORT AND GUILT AND ALL.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, Irregulars, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Mar 2011 Updated: 25 Mar 2011


Misery in England by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Stephen King crossover. Any book
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crossover, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Miss Mary Sunshine by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Reefer Madness crossover.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Missing Comments by coasterchild Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes takes on the case of the missing comments
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Missing in Action by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Lestrade kidnapped and hurt and being all stoic and manly and secretly hurting but not giving in to the baddies, and then Sherlock and John rescue him and he keeps saying he's FINE, and then Sherlock rattles off why he isn't and John lists off his injuries and they take him home from the hospital and are very firm and cuddly by turns and there is much sexytiems to be had by all.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes, Torture
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Missives by f_m_r_l Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "Holmes discovers that Watson's newest lady friend is already married... to Lestrade. Neither Watson nor Lestrade know what's really going on. What does Holmes decide to do? Who does he tell?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irregulars, John Watson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Jun 2011 Updated: 25 Jun 2011


Mistakes by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The meme is used to Watson reducing Holmes to a quivering mess on every other page, but Holmes isn't.

Recalling the previous evening, Holmes thinks he's made a complete fool of himself and surely Watson can't respect him any longer. Watson proves to him otherwise.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Drunkeness
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 04 Mar 2013 Updated: 04 Mar 2013


Mitchell and Webb prompt by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: A fic based on this frankly heartbreaking Mitchell and Webb sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZKWs7VA0lU
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Moar Dark!Watson by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Further Comical Adventures of Dark!Watsonv
Categories: Art Characters: Dark!Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Kinda BBC prompt I guess - I want modern day Lestrade and Gregson! Make that Lestrade/Gregson. Because it's not illegal anymore (like that ever stopped anyone)!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Modern day!AU - Watson is a psychiatrist, Holmes is his patient.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Modified Styles by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes in the styles of
1)Lemony Snicket (serise of unfortunate events)
2)J.K Rowling (harry potter 1-7)
3)Stephine Myer (twilight saga)
bonus points and my undying devotion if you can fit all 3 in the same fic.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Moi tomak bhal pau by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson feels sexy and powerful when he's submitting to Mary. And she loves playing with her sensitive boy.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Molly/sally crack by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Molly makes 1,000 Fish Dogs for Sally's love. Does it work?
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Molly, Sally Donovan
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Blatently stolen from elsewhere:

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Fluff, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Moment of Panic by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson can't swim/is not a good swimmer. Due to a set of circumstances (he is thrown overboard while on a ship, he falls through the ice of a supposedly frozen lake, he is accidentally pushed into a deep body of water while Holmes is distracted-- whatever you decide), Watson almost drowns, but Holmes saves him and is forced to administer mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drowning
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1176
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Moran's Revenge by por_queeee Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Moriarty is alive!

 

Nope.

Chuck Testa.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


Summary: Moran puts his wish that he and Moriarty would run away in song.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


More Gregson/Lestrade by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: ANYTHING to do with Gregson/Lestrade. There's not enough of it! Like angst, love, fluff, smex...

PLEASE. My whole being depends on it. D:
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is not human. He's secretly a squishy be-tentacled thing that lives inside a human host. One day he gets wounded in his squishy self, and while treating him Watson touches his real body for the first time.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Victorian 'verse Moriarty invents a time machine to go wreck havoc in a time where Holmes and Watson don't exist.

But he discovers that they always exist, past and future, and are always together, in all kinds of forms - two guys, two girls, two mice, a girl and a guy, all different ethnicity and races, etc.

Horrified and driven kinda crackers from this realization, he tells Victorian Holmes and Watson his discovery. Watson is skeptical but Holmes wants to go see for himself ...
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Moriarty falls for Mary by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Moriarty and Mary start to fall for each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary:

Moriarty is kidnapped by a rival, and a very worried and desperate Moran turns to Holmes and Watson for help. (Whether this is because he suspects Holmes or is an old army buddy of Watson's is up to you.)



Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Moriarty the nanny by the_deviations Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Freshy aunted OP wants babies EVERYWHERE!


Baby John! Baby Sherlock! Baby Anderson! John and Sherlock's Babies! Holmes and Irene's Babies! Mary and Watson's Babies! Lestrade and Mycroft's Babies!

ANY AND ALL BABIES WELCOME!!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011