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Moriarty's Revenge by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I know there's a great BBC zombie fic there, but are there any victorian era ones? If not, this is my prompt! Victorian zombies!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 393
[Report This] Published: 04 Apr 2011 Updated: 04 Apr 2011


Moriarty's Revenge by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

I know there's a great BBC zombie fic there, but are there any victorian era ones? If not, this is my prompt! Victorian zombies!


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Morning After by paperflower86 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes asleep in bed, with Watson next to him looking down and enjoying the view. Not in a sexual way, but in a fond sort of way--y'know, "D'awww, he looks so adorable relaxed, man I love my Holmes."

Why "morning after"? Because it's the morning after their first time, and so obviously they shouldn't be wearing anything but the bedsheets. Hint hint.

Movieverse, please.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Mortar by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Some bad guys decide to take revenge on Holmes by walling him up in a cellar.

I'd like him to go through a spectrum of emotions, from being logical and determined looking for a way out to clawing at the walls in panic to regretting that he never told Watson that he loved him etc., and finally resigning to his fate and musing bitterly whether he will die of starvation or lack of air.

Of course Watson comes to rescue just in time!

And when they get back home again Holmes has something important to tell him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, Life or Death
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Summary: Dark, rainy thunderstorms turn Watson on.

"It was a dark and stormy night..."
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: John has popcorn.

Sherlock wants it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Movie quotes! by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock has no knowledge of popular culture. He has seen no movies.

John starts talking in movie quotes.


Bonus points if Sherlock finally recognizes one quote from an unexpected movie.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Moving Day by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: It's moving day. For some reason Watson and Holmes have to move a couch (aka settee) into their flat,and it won't fit through the door.

What do they do?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett) , Russian Series , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Mpreg Artfill by spacefall Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Heavily pregnant!Holmes getting fucked by Watson y/y? Or maybe riding him?

(I'd love this to be Granada!verse or book!canon, but I'll take anything.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Mpreg GMD Style! by reasonabsurd Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mpreg comes to the GMD universe.
Categories: Art Characters: Basil, Dawson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Mr. & Mrs. Watson by tabby_stardust Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Guys! I am in desperate need of drag!Holmes. Just saw the trailer again, and they could have done it better in the movie, so I'd love to actually see Holmes in drag, but fic would be fantabulous, too!

If it were a case, it'd be even better. The look on Watson's face when he sees Holmes dressed in women's clothing while they're supposed to be out on a case... And if someone wants to maybe possibly sneak in some fake relationship in there, that'd be great.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Nov 2011 Updated: 13 Nov 2011


Summary: Sequel to The Crack in the Ceiling...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson
Genre: Dark, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: The crack in the ceiling had a habit of sometimes looking like a rabbit
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Because I just misread something on Fanfic Rants.

I want one of them to be traumatised somehow and the other to make it up to him with socks.

Lots and lots of socks.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Mrs. Hudson bakes turtle bread. Watson finds it adorable. Holmes finds it tasty.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Mrs H has made it her mission to subtly prod and create as many suggestive or romantic situations as possible, all while pretending to be completely innocent, until one/both of them finally admit(s) his/their feelings.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Mrs. Hudson Has Her Way by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Mrs. Hudson finds out about the true nature of Holmes and Watson's relationship and blackmails them.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Mrs. Hudson
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Sep 2011 Updated: 05 Sep 2011


Summary:


Mrs. Hudson calmly serves tea to a client and covers for them as Holmes and Watson make very noisy love upstairs.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 554
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes and Watson are both sick with the flu, so it falls to Mrs. Hudson to look after them.

Bonus points if she shoves Watson into bed with Holmes because it's easier to keep an eye on them both that way.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: Mrs. Hudson is tired of Holmes's destructive mood swings and overall gloominess when he doesn't have a case.

How does she fix this little problem? She tickles the crap out of him of course. And since she's had kids before she's really good at it.

In a nutshell, Holmes is a jerk and Mrs. Hudson decides to do something about it.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 192
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Mrs. Hudson, Matchmaker by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mrs. Hudson secretly envies her neighbor Mrs.Turner because she has a married gay couple, so she does everything to Sherlock and John fall in love with each other.She really wants a wedding in Baker St.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: "Mrs. Hudson. I assure you. there is a very logical explanation for all of this! You see, our dear Watson tripped, fell, and his penis just so happened to land inside my anus."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gagging
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Mud Wrestling by quil_linked Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "Mud wrestling. Any!Verse. Smut required."

I chose BBC! Link to meme is above. Alternate links are below: My DA (registration required): http://ryngewar.deviantart.com/art/Mud-Bath-205977154 Tumblr (no registration!): http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk33x13Hz71qe58cho1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1303616440&Signature=9a%2FV1dGUUrNKrtzImdPxm1MxmdQ%3D
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Apr 2011 Updated: 22 Apr 2011


Multiple mini Holmes by masakochan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The original was Creepy!Watson illustrating the definition of 'cling'. Down in the thread someone wanted to see different versions of Holmes clinging to Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Creepy!Watson clings to you
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Multiple mpreg! by arileo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want some guy (Holmes?) pregnant with multiple babies. Not just twins or triplets or something, but sextuplets or octuplets or MORE. Someone (Holmes?) too pregnant to sit properly, let alone get around right.

I'll sell my soul for some mild lactation kink in it. And/or the pregnant someone being fucked like that.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg, Threesomes
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Murphy's Lay by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want realistic sex. You know what I mean?

The kind where they don't come at the same time, the one being sodomized loses his erection while the other one gets off, a blowjob that just doesn't go anywhere, "If you could maintain the same pace and pressure for just more than 10 seconds, this might actually work!".

But it doesn't matter it's not perfect, cos, you know, love. Pretty please?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011