The Sherlock Holmes Kink Meme Archive
Our depravity knows no bounds
Titles
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Other
 
 
Stories
Summary: Mustaches are awesome! Watson as the Old Spice guy.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Mute Holmes + Sign Language by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes needs to use sign language to communicate for the time being, but it turns out he's been saying some inappropriate things to Watson without meaning to...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Mutual Masturbation by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson. Sodomy is illegal, so Holmes and Watson work out some sort of system of simultaneous masturbation. This meme needs some desperate wanking with epic eye contact and gasping out each others names without them ever being able to touch each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft holds his baby brother for the first time.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Apr 2011 Updated: 22 Apr 2011


My Brother's Keeper by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

BBC please. I need more Holmescest. Maybe something about how Sherlock's a total wreck before the series starts, and Mycroft is always taking care of him. H/c but sexy times also welcome!!


Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Incest
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


My Dearest Friend by damnednforsaken Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Like in that scene in Spiderman, but with Holmes and Watson (with one of them laying on the settee or something). I don’t care who initiates – but I would like it to be unexpected, and it would be appreciated if the fic starts off pre-established relationship. Super bonus points if you go into detail about one or both of their thoughts about how incredible the kiss is. What happens afterwards is up to you, as long as there’s a happy ending. b29;
P.S. Am I the only one who finds this idea incredibly hot?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


My Gift to You by crocodile_eat_u Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson makes Virgin!Holmes fuck himself with a dildo.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Toys
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock Holmes: My Immortal style
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


My Journey Was Long by quamquam20 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Your favorite song.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sarah, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 04 May 2011 Updated: 04 May 2011


My most intimate friend. by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson ties Holmes to a bed and rapes him, then does it again
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Mycroft by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want a feeder and feedee. I dont care who which is. I just want one.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, OMC
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Feeding
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 May 2011 Updated: 15 May 2011


Mycroft and bubble wrap by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Mycroft and bubblewrap



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Mycroft as a stripper by diamond_04 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: On the weekends, Mycroft works as a stripper for chubby chaser clubs.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft as depicted by Jeremy Clarkson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft created Watson's penis, and he wants it back.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: Mycroft wears Rihanna's costume with his umbrella.
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Mycroft Duckling by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson gets Holmes pregnant. He lays eggs. Ducklings hatch. That said I demand art of BAMFY ducklings with bowler hats and moustaches perambulating behind Holmes...

Mycroft Duckling
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Holmes and his ducklings
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Mycroft H/C by my_dear_watson7 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I don't think we have seen any Mycroft h/c. Not necessarily during the Hiatus, just random things. Like maybe he breaks a leg and it ruins his carefully-plotted schedule. IDK.

I'd prefer non-BBC series, please. :)

Thanks!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Mycroft is my favorite by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want Mycroft to reproduce. I want baby Mycroft's, I want him to love every second of it, and be really good at being a family man. I don't care who's the mommy, but I think it's high time my big fella gets some more loving.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary:

Mycroft deduces that Holmes is in love with Watson BEFORE HOLMES EVEN REALIZES IT "What are you talking about, brother mine, that is preposterous!"

But the idea is in his head now. And he starts analyzing his behaviors with Watson and is like "BLAST MYCROFT WAS RIGHT"


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Mycroft/Lestrade by quil_linked Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Art fill:

Mycroft needs some lovin'. Get him laid!
Mycroft/Anyone. BBC
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 May 2011 Updated: 18 May 2011


Summary: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the ficlet; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Mycroft/Umbrella by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Umbrella knows Mycroft is cheating on her. Why won't he just confess?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inanimate Objects, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Mystery Solved by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock's emotions run very high when he solves a mystery.

Urgent, sloppy sex please!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Naked Debating by captain_pihkal Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson gymnologize.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011