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Summary: A crossover between Sherlock Hound (Meitantei Holmes) and The Great Mouse Detective.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Dawson, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock Hound (Meitantei Holmes), The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


Summary: 221b is invaded by vaginae. Not women. Vaginae.

The newest BBC! trailer for Season 2.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Night Terrors by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Moran is terrified of bananas. Mathematician!Moriarty tries to demonstrate that they are perfectly safe on his much-abused chalkboard of doom, but the numbers just go over Moran's head.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sebastian Moran
Genre: Crack, Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Nightgown Holmes by Owl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Have a random craving for Holmes in a nightshirt. Do it up however you want, cute or sexy or whatever. Just give me Holmes in his PJs!


Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Dec 2011 Updated: 01 Jan 2012


Nightgown Porn by middlegray Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Victorian men wore nightgowns. Give me nightgown porn!
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Aug 2011 Updated: 17 Aug 2011


Nightmare by SlashyKink Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson has strong desires that he tries to suppress but Holmes becomes one of his victims.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Nightmare by sazzat Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "I had a nightmare that you were gone...but then I woke up and it was true."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


NO GAG REFLEX by feriowind Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has no gag reflex. Watson loses it
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


No Good by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Evidently I just can't fuck with Holmes enough today. I don’t know why, but I want Suicidal!Holmes. But NOT because Watson has married Mary. I just do not like Holmes being as can’t-live-without-my-man pathetic as Bella Swan, or Watson owing Holmes adultery LEST HE DIE, or Mary being all Evol!Obstacle!Temptress!woman.

So, send him into a tailspin because of something else, or because of nothing except depression being a bastard like that, or whatever. Watson’s marriage can be an exacerbating factor if you absolutely must.

I do not want the fellow to actually die, I still want Watson to SAAAAAVE him of course.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: I still really just want ever so faintly angsty fluff - hurt-comfort but with only trace levels of hurt - in which a touched but slightly bewildered Holmes gets hugged senseless. By Watson, obviously. I don't know, some sort of bad thing happens - minor but with vaguely reminiscent of some more serious thing in Holmes' past that Watson knows about - or there's some sort of swiftly-resolved danger, and as soon as Watson has the chance he's all aaaargh Holmes *rugbytacklehug*
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: John grows his hair out. Sherlock likes it. A lot.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: John grows his hair out
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is being tried as a witch. Watson is his Inquisitor
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


No Other Option by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: What happens to poor innocent!Moriarty after the events of The Seven Per-Cent Solution?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Summary: H&W get their snuggle on while tied up hand and foot/stuck in bags/rolled in clingfilm/whatever.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


No Sense of Decorum by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

I don't care how if it happens by accident or on purpose or whatever, but I want to see Watson as high as a kite and equally horny. Holmes does his best not to take advantage-it's up to you if he does or not.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1056
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


No sex during the rain by spacefall Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes will not participate of the sex while during the fall of the rainfall.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


No Simple Fate by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson h/c, please. Watson is hurt (something non-threatening but incapacitating, like the flu or a bump on the head), and Holmes is taking care of him - possibly definitely with bonus cuddling.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


No Sunlight by buriedbooks Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window and go back to sleep. Safe from pain and truth and choice... and other poison devils. See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


No Time Wasters by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes holds auditions for his new Watson
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Shortly after His Last Bow: Watson has a motorcar. Holmes has a goatee. It's been ages since they've seen each other last.

They go joyriding and have desperate sex in the car afterwards, beards tickling each other's faces.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Nobody Waiting by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The last moments of Lestrade's life
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Nocturnal emittance by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: During a little "me-time", character of your choice, calls out a name but make it someone completley unexpected!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mrs. Hudson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Non-con aftermath by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: BBC Sherlock and Fem!John are put into a "fuck or die" situation and, of course, comply with their captor's demands. They had been doing the whole I-like-you-and-I-think-you-like-me-but-I-don't-want-to-risk-doing-anything-about-it dance for weeks before, and all that they had been working up to has been destroyed. I don't need to read the actual act; I'd just like to see the repercussions it would have on their budding relationship, and to possibly see Joan move out for a while.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Non-con gangbang by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Noncon gangbang with Holmes as the victim. You decide the characters.

movieverse, pretty please (with cherry on top)


Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Dredger, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gangbang, NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Summary: Family Guy, "Why do you close your eyes when we make love?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011