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Not Here by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The only survivors in a ship wreck, Holmes find themselves alone on an uncharted island... with some serious UST between them, and no law to keep them apart.

*The forgotten "and Watson" in the prompt led to a rather... darker interpretation.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Life or Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Not in honey by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Of the different incarnations of Holmes in the cartoon, we were lacking a mummy Sherlock Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Sep 2011 Updated: 07 Sep 2011


Not Molly by random_nexus Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Most of the time Sherlock Holmes seems to get what he wants, one way or another. Thwart him, KinkMeme. Make him work for something he normally gets. I want him to have it in the end, sure, but make him earn it or at least have to go out of his way for it. Doesn't have to be anything big or complicated, either. The trick? Don't let it be John Watson that he wants it from or that makes him jump through hoops or whatever. Use someone else. Mycroft, Lestrade, even Molly - someone else, I don't care. Put yourself in there. Canon, Movie, BBC. Smut, Gen, Humor, Crack. It's all good.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Not quite a sequel... by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sequel to Holmes meets a baby. Mary dies in childbirth, leaving Holmes and Watson to raise the child.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Holmes Meets A Baby
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary:

I just want to see Holmes getting fucked by a hollow dildo filled with bees.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 May 2011 Updated: 30 May 2011


Not so happy Reichenbach by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes returns. Instead of that punch we've all been thinking he needs, he comes home to find Watson dying. 

What does it take for holmes to convince watson that he is real?

Long drawn out death at bakerstreet with watson slipping into fever-dreams where he cries out for holmes, admits how horrific his life has been... Holmes guilt and shame to the extreme.

extraordinary Watson hurt and care by holmes until watson eventually dies.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Not So Strange by reona32 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes again deduces lots of things that nobody else can see, being admired by everybody.

So he takes Watson aside in all confidence and asks: Do you not see what I see at all? Is it really that strange that I notice such things?

Cue Holmes being all self conscious and I'M A FREAK!, Watson reassuring him that he's in fact awesome.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Not Tonight by rat_chan Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You'll often find prompts where it says "X is really turned on by Y doing this random thing".

I want Holmes to have one habit that really turns Watson *off*. Holmes is oblivious and "but I thought we were gonna have sexy times?", and Watson says "yeah, not really feeling it today".
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Notes by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Prompt was screencaps from the Granada!Series
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Nothing on Earth by lavvyan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson dies during a case (shot by baddies, falls off a bridge, whatever you like). Holmes doesn't allow himself to think about it and works hard to solve the case. But when he gets back to Baker St and the adrenaline wears off, he totally breaks down - I'm talking screaming rageful tears, punching the wall, wrecking his chemistry experiments. Clarkie turns up to offer his condolences, and through Holmes' blurring tears, Clarkie looks like Watson and he almost kisses him, and then is horrified at his near mistake.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Constable Clarke, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Can we have a Halloween fic? Art? Anything?
Tentacle Holmes receives a halloween present from Steampunk Watson.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 04 Nov 2011 Updated: 04 Nov 2011


Summary: Mycroft disciplines Sherlock. Sexily.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Sensory deprivation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Nourishing Kink by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: A situation where Holmes is so dangerously ill/weak that Watson has to chew his food so that Holmes can keep it down.

(Yes, I watched Princess Mononoke.)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Feeding
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


November by crocodile_eat_u Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade thinks he's having hate!sex with arrogant!Holmes. Needy, virgin!Holmes thinks he's having 'it's always been you' realization!sex with Lestrade.

Hetero (in love with Mary)!Watson explains matters to Lestrade. Loudly. Possibly with his fist.

Lestrade is taken aback by how attractive the idea of in-love!Holmes sounds...
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Nowhere Far Enough by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Five times Sherlock ran away from home and one time he ran back to it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, Victor Trevor
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Number 15 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The weather is dismal, and as such, I require cheering up.

YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS TO WRITE AN H/W FIC USING ALL OF THESE (http://www.createblog.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t135507.html) . ANY VERSE. PRONOUN SUBSTITUTION PERMITTED.

CUPCAKES TO WHOEVER DOES THIS. :D
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


o discordia! by starlingthefool Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: The Dark Tower crossover
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Voyeurism
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Observations by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

10 People Who Found Out That the Great Detective of London Is Sleeping With, And Is Possibly In Love With, His SideKick.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Moriarty, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Summary: HOLMES/WATSON; WATSON/MORIARTY. (POSSIBLY LEADING TO MORIARTY/WATSON/HOLMES?)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Ode to Bee!Watson by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: After having a lovely day, came home to some incredibly crap info. It's ruined my entire day, which was lovely up to now, and I could do with cheering up.

So I hereby call upon you lovely people to try and do just that. Any fill porn/slash/het/an ode to Watson's tache/a bicycle race/Holmes discovers Magretha will be appreciated and hugged.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Fluff, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Ode to the Soldier by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Ode to Thy Ballsack by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Ode to Thy Ballsack by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: Prompt was a trailer for Jane Austen's Fight Club
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Mary Watson nee Morstan
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011