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Summary:

I want a bird or birds pecking at Holmes' ears (at least some part of his head) while he masturbates.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1965
[Report This] Published: 11 Jun 2011 Updated: 11 Jun 2011


Of Minds and Memories by jenlee1 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: The greatest detective is out on a case, not having told Watson where he went to and why, and gets hit over the head, falling unconscious and waking up without knowing who he is or where he belongs. Which means he probably lives in the streets for a while.

Holmes uses his observation skills (which he still has but they kinda freak him out) and Watson his sheer willpower to get Holmes back home.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Grass stains on Holmes's knees.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock has an over-protective mother hen mode too. It makes itself known for the first time when John catches a cold.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Sep 2011 Updated: 08 Sep 2011


Summary: Holmes has some sort of unusual kink regarding Watson's person. Maybe he likes to imagine Watson is part bee, or pregnant, or diphallactic, or has a donut hole in the middle for all I know. Anyway, for evil or misguided reasons someone uses MAD FICTION SCIENCE to make his fantasy true. Surprise!!

The problem is, Watson did not really want to be a bee/pregnant/diphallactic/donut. Holmes must hunt for the cure for Watson's predicament while inwardly finding Watson's new form delightful and sexy.

Maybe Watson can reward him a bit when he finds the cure, or perhaps retain the power to consensually be a b/p/d/d/whatever at weekends ;)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Crack, Drama , Horror, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, Masturbation, Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Nov 2011 Updated: 18 Nov 2011


Of the Oraly Fixated by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson can only sleep if he's sucking Holmes' fingers.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: I'd like to see Moriarty/Watson relationship.
However I'd prefer if they have a true romance then just a random affair.
And it would be fantastic if despite all the things they care for each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary:

At Reichenbach, Holmes left a letter for Watson before he 'died.' At Baker Street, before they set out, he left another one -- one that could not be read by the general public -- confessing his love.

Watson, unfortunately, does not love him the same way, but when Holmes returns, three years later, he's afraid he will disappear again if he knows that. Watson starts to pretend that he feels the same.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Apr 2011 Updated: 19 Apr 2011


Oh God I can't Stop! by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes writes Watson reams and reams of horrible poetry



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


oh god, my HEAD by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I have an EPIC hangover this morning, and want to share the pain.

Holmes, Watson, and whoever else you wanna throw in there, getting ridiculously drunk. They try to fuck, but are way too fumbly and stumbly to actually follow through with anything, and end up passed out in the kitchen or something. Next morning they have a hangover of DOOM and bitch at each other over the tea Mrs. Hudson has brought their pathetic asses.

Bonus points if they drink flaming shots at the bar.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: The aftermath to Writerboy's "Fisting PWP O' DOOOOOM"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fisting
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Fisting PWP O'DOOOOOM
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Old Habits Die Hard by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Lestrade can't get over the feeling of a cigarette in his mouth. So he takes smoke breaks, slaps on a nicotine patch, and pretends to smoke. Straws, sticks of incense, empty rolled up cigarette paper. Sometimes he just catches himself gesturing with an invisible cigarette.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: I want an AU of young!Watson and older!Holmes but not so extreme - maybe Watson in his early-mid 20's and Holmes over 40. So they meet in a similar fashion to canon, Watson just returned from the war after being shot and in the process of recovering his strength, eventually starts helping Holmes with his cases etc etc - BUT. Holmes angsts over lusting after his much younger flatmate and feels like he's a dirty old man, but dear god Watson is gorgeous and youthful starting to play rugby again and ARRRRRGH THE TEMPTATION. And Watson thinks there is something slightly wrong with himself for getting a boner over the older man who has more or less taken him under his wing.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Olisbos by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: SHERLOCK HOLMES HAS A DETACHABLE PENIS!

ONE DAY JOHN FINDS IT!

THINKING IT IS A DILDO HE MARVELS AT ITS LIFELIKENESS. [...]

SHERLOCK FEELS IT ALL!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


On Holiday by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, Watson and Mycroft are going together on holidays.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


On Loan by unsettledink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: That dog that Holmes borrows to follow a scent? Yeah. Takes him home and lets it fuck him, nails scratching up his sides, drool on his back, Watson watching, and Watson's supposed to make sure the dog doesn't get stuck in Holmes – but that's something he really wants to see, and anyway he's too busy wanking.
Bonus points if Watson sucks Holmes off while the dog's stuck in him, Holmes trying not to move to avoid startling the dog.
Extra Bonus points if Watson fucks Holmes as soon as the dog pulls out, with loads of come sliding down Holmes thighs with every thrust.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bestiality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


On Mount Golgotha by l_aviateur Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: THIS, YOU GUYS. http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-012 GIVE HOLMES THIS.

Maybe he finds it at a client's home after their mysterious and horrible death and then becomes intrigued - no, obsessed - with it. Watson has to save him before he is consumed by it, like all the previous owners.

Give me manic, cocaine-fuelled 10-hour-long violin sessions while he plays and composes. Give me fingers worn down to bleeding. Give me insanity. Give me terrified and concerned Watson. Go!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama , H/C, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Can I get a documentary on the mating habits of two particular victorian men?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


On the orbits of asteroids by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "Since no one wants to fill the Moriarty version of this prompt, could I just have:

Watson is or used to be involved with a criminal Holmes is investigating. Preferably with feelings involved both on Watson's and the bad guys's side, but with both of them having more important priorities (Watson's Holmes, the bad guy's crime). How will Watson deal with having feelings for a criminal, and being in such a difficult position? What will Holmes do when he finds out?"
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes during The Hiatus. He's not the happy nomad he later describes to Watson, but a miserable fugitive; starved, stoned and missing Watson insanely.

He takes a lover or two, but after he calls them "Watson!" one too many times, it's out on his butt again, to wander alone, ducking the air-guns and busking for supper.

So, anyone wanna angst up Hiatus!Holmes for me?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Once Upon a Time by eatdrink_bemary Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is Cinderella, Holmes is the Prince, and Mycroft is the Fairy Godmother.

Bonus points if the following is included: Watson being The Straight Man (the comedic term, not the sexual one); Holmes deducing who the glass shoe belongs to; Mycroft being his usual infuriating, lazy self; Watson keeping his moustache whether he cross-dresses or not; Holmes falling head-over-heels for Watson at first sight, while Watson is less than amused by the whole thing.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Once Upon a Time... by linguini17 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Tell me a fairy tale
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gillian Anderson, Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Mar 2011 Updated: 29 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes has a jar of dirt and he informs Inspector Lestrade of what else is inside.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Holmes Has A Jar Of Dirt
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


One last fling by random_nexus Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Have we had this yet? BBC!verse. Sherlock/the skull on the mantle. Skullfucking.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


One Last Mark by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

I would like to see Blackwood shoving a bloody and beaten Holmes to the ground and then pissing on him.

 


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Watersports
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011