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Opposite Number by lonespark Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Professor Moriarty being his brilliant, snakelike, manipulative, ruthless, supposedly-respectable, epically villainous self.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2012 Updated: 19 Feb 2012


Ordeal by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: It's probably been requested and done dozens of times as I've read several of them; but I just can't help myself!

Good ol' fashioned angstfest H/C with emphasis on the hurting. Pre-Holmes/Watson relationship because awkwardness and UST makes me happy beyond words.
Anyway:
One of Holmes' massively thought-out plans goes seriously awry and it leads to both Holmes and Watson getting gravely injured. How they manage to escape with their lives is a miracle in itself...
So not only do the two of them have to deal with recovering physically, Holmes is on the verge of a breakdown and possibly even suicide as he realizes he isn't infallible and he got them into such a fiasco where they were even lucky to survive.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Order! by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes: "My brain cannot resist ordering things where order can be given"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


OT3 + kids by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: H/W/Mary make some beautiful children.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


OTP!Outed by random_nexus Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!verse, Jumper/Coat (scarf is jealous)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inanimate Objects, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: Mike Stamford from canon and Mike Stamford from BBC!Sherlock meet up to gossip about Holmes/Watson & Sherlock/John. They're both proud of their fabuloouuus matchmaking skills.

They end up fighting about which Holmes/Watson pair is the best.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mike Stamford, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Our Husband by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Mary dies (pause to wipe tears) and takes over Holmes' body. Cue body exploration and "WHY, HELLO WATSON!"
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Out of Context by sparkle_free Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Someone overhears (but doesn't see) Holmes and Watson, and interprets what they hear in a filthy way. Turns out that what they did was completely innocent, though.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Out of Context by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Someone overhears (but doesn't see) Holmes and Watson, and interprets what they hear in a filthy way. Turns out that what they did was completely innocent, though.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Out of Orbit by sparkle_free Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Could I please have Watson being completely overwhelmed and turned on by Mycroft's sheer awesomeness?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes/Magic/Winchesters/Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Paddington Bear crossover by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mrs. Hudson gets a new lodger....Paddington Bear.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Summary: The picture features: a garden, a dressing gown, an imperious look and some sock suspenders. There seems a strange Holmsian quality about all this somehow.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Patience by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

 I want Het! Holmes/Irene to cheer me up please. I don't even care what you do in it really, go wild (yes I know what that could lead to, but frankly I don't give a damn).

 


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Orgasm denial
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Summary: Paul the Octopus picks who tops between Holmes and Watson.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Pawn by lazaefair Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

"Moran is the only pawn Moriarty isn't willing to sacrifice.


(Maybe Moran taken hostage by Holmes, whatever!)"


Categories: Ficlets Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 421
[Report This] Published: 05 Jan 2012 Updated: 07 Jan 2012


Summary: Holmes is bored. He annoys Watson. Havoc ensues.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Peacocks by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Randy little peacock sherlock spreading his tailfeathers out for his plain little peahen john.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Mar 2011 Updated: 08 Mar 2011


Summary: Randy little peacock Sherlock spreading his tail feathers out for his plain little peahen John.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Genderfuck
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Peculiar by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Errant comment: "Thank you SO MUCH for filling this prompt. And also thank you to the OP. I've been yearning for all kinds of this.

It's funny, cause with RDJ's Holmes I so wanted him to bend over so I could spank him while begged "Thank you can I have another" but with Mr. Cumberbatch...god, I just want to break him while he squirms and cries and begs for mercy.

Isn't that peculiar??
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Errant Comment
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Pedicure by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: movie!Irene paints each of BBC! Holmes' toenails a different colour
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Peep Research by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Happy Easter to all who indulge in the excuse to eat copious amounts of chocolate rabbits and marshmallow chickens!

To celebrate, I want a fic where Holmes is experimenting on Peeps a la this website (http://www.peepresearch.org/).

I don't care what happens before or after (maybe Watson joins in and performs surgery on the Peeps? (http://www.peepresearch.org/surgery.html), I just want to see/read this scene! CELEBRATE WITH ME, ANON!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Peine Capitale by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

"Sherlock is dead.

Due to the way it happened Mycroft entirely blames John, and John completely blames himself. So when Mycroft sets about making John's life an absolute living hell in retribution (wrongfully incarcerated in an institution, tortured, drugged, mind-fucked, broken, whatever you like) in his guilt John accepts it as his due.

Except Sherlock isn't actually dead. He staged it for whatever complex and inexplicable reasons, and when he returns looking for his John, he finds out what Mycroft has been doing in his name and is beyond furious.

Give me whumped!John and BAMF!Sherlock to the rescue and horrendous abuse of power!Mycroft and guilt and angst and H/C. And long, clinging, desperate reunion hugs, preferably with an ending that's not too depressing."

my only alteration: make it as depressing as you want in the end, so long as sherlock /does/ rescue john and john recognises him. i dunno', some doubting-of-reality/suicide/etc.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sarah, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 May 2011 Updated: 16 May 2011


Penis Euphemisms by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I WANT TO SEE YOU MAKE USE OF AS MANY OF THESE HORRIBLE EUPHEMISMS FOR PENIS AS YOU CAN IN ONE FIC.

MAKE ME WINCE AND LAUGH AND CRY AND THEN DIE A LITTLE INSIDE.

MULTIPLE MINI!FILLS ENCOURAGED, EVERYONE CAN PLAY.

ULTRA BONUS POINTS FOR WORKING IN LESTRADE.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Penis Slicing by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson cuts off Holmes' penis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011