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Summary: Prompt was U2's Stuck in a Moment. Holmes' unsaid words.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


All your life by muir_wolf Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Your favorite Beatles song is your prompt. Any/all pairings welcome.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Coward, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Alliances by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson established relationship. A war breaks out and Watson, being the kickass army surgeon he is, is drafted, in spite of his previous injuries. (Historical accuracy is NOT necessary.)

Holmes goes crazy with HELLNOES and terrified angst. He runs off to beg and plead with Mycroft to get Watson off the hook. Does it work? Does Watson appreciate this? If it works, is there a catch?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Since they're both proper geniuses, I thought it would be interesting to see how different their childhoods were and how, under different circumstances, they could have easily turned out to be Moriarty: Consulting Detective and Sherlock: Consulting Criminal.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Almost by gyzym Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: OK, this has been in my head since the last posting of adorable puppy pic:

Holmes, Watson, and puppy Gladstone. (Mrs. Hudson, too, if you like!)
Silly talking
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Alone by MarieNomad Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson has finally moved all the way out. Holmes is lying on the settee and Gladstone, sensing his depression, comforts him.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gladstone, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Sep 2011 Updated: 24 Sep 2011


Alternate Realities by taleya Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: "In every other timeline they're together. They're meant to be together."

Show me the angst. Show me the fluff. Show me the crazy half-second fragmented AUs. Show me anything, just go nuts!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 159
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Always Together by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson talks to Holmes like he's still around.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Amy Lestrade by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You guys know I would never ask for kid!fic...
... until I saw this pic:


and the image of daddy!Lestrade went straight to my ovaries. Come on, meme, give me something sickeningly cute!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, OFC
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 198
[Report This] Published: 04 Apr 2011 Updated: 04 Apr 2011


Summary: Asexual!Holmes and Sexual!Watson like to get together after Watson has orgasmed, so they can caress without restraint or UST (see above-mentioned delicious hugs.) Watson is just getting the hang of the whole 'love without face-chewing or orgasms' thing when Holmes springs a random spontaneous erection. Watson does not know what the hell to do!

Bonus if Holmes is totally laid back and 'what? Oh, ignore it' while Watson is all 'IDK WHERE TO PUT MY HANDS!!!'
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes can only say "Pants"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


An Icy Treat by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes deepthroating a popsicle in front of Watson.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


An Irregular Case by d_kota Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: We have seen plenty of Jealous Holmes, but there is distinct shortage of Jealous Watson. With a man like Holmes around there are admirers here and there. Holmes typically doesn’t pay any attention to them until he meets one very attractive young man and in this case the interest seems mutual.

Watson comes home to the young admirer in the sitting room on more than one occasion. Holmes and this man are going out together to the theater and he even brings him along on a case.

I want Watson to seethe and even have to sit through tea with Holmes and this man. I need his feathers so ruffled that:
1. kicks the guy out of baker st.
2. ?????
3. Profit
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


An outing in the park by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Part of the "Holmes and Watson raise Mary's Baby" series. An outing in the park
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Holmes Meets A Baby
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade. Gregson. Penetration.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: John follows the "write drunk, edit sober" method to writing his blogs. Except one time he forgets the "edit sober" part before posting.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: In honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day, we found an unedited version of the Adventure of the Speckled Band.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2011 Updated: 13 Feb 2011


Summary: An unexpected character has a sexual identity crisis.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Molly, Sally Donovan
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2011 Updated: 24 Oct 2011


And By The Way by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes tells Watson that he loves him for the first time. Of course, it is not during some deep moment, but rather, in an extremely off-handed and casual manner.

'09, Canon, or Granada?


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


And No One Will Hear by dealliasnape Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Soon after Holmes and Watson have started a romantic relationship, Holmes is brutally raped.
Watson deals with the aftermath, and is trying desperately to find the culprit...
It ends up being that Holmes has been lying about the culprit’s description ect, because it was actually WATSON who committed the rape.
Watson has no recollection of such an event.
How, you may ask?
Watson has another personality (due to Dissociative identity disorder) that he is not aware of,
who says/does horrible things to Holmes.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: NonCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


And with him, Disaster by eggshellseas Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Vampire!Holmes stalking happily married, professional doctor Watson. Holmes doesn't stop once he's set eyes on a fascinating prey, and Watson is falling under the vampire's spell despite himself.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Summary: http://xkcd.com/1002/

Sherlock is an android specifically built to win at one of the last two games.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2012 Updated: 05 Feb 2012


Angels by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock/John
Because I want more PTSD H/C fic for John and I thought this quote was particularly good for that sort of thing:

All because of you I believe in angels
Not the kind with wings no,
not the kind with halos
The kind that bring you home
When home becomes a strange place
I'll follow your voice,
all you have to do is shout it out


But I want him to freak out somewhere that isn't "safe"(safe like the apartment or his office) I want it somewhere public where it could potentially turn dangerous if he gets trapped in his flashback. A.N.: On Haitus.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 845
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Mar 2011


Angst by wingfoot_42 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want some major Holmes/Watson angst!!! Please someone help me!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Angst-a-rama by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson slash ; any verse you want :

I'd like to read a really really heartbreakingly sad fic that would shatter my heart to pieces forever and ever.
I want pure, raw sadness, with no happy ending.... but I don't want any character death or break-up story please. Something else! 


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011