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Pleasant Dreams by MonsterEater Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes has a cocaine-fueled dream about having children with Watson. Whether these are charming toddlers with a love for jam, or mustachioed, bowler hat wearing ducklings is completely up to you. I just want Holmes' reaction. And Watson's reaction when Holmes tells him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2012 Updated: 02 Apr 2012


Summary: I'm sure there have been prompts for this and I just haven't seen them but here it goes. Can I have some baddie who 'forces' Watson and Holmes to have sex with each other not knowing they totally do it all the time. So the two of them go along with it in a totally half assed fashion, being all "Oh dear, oh no *giggle* stop. This is deucely uncomfortable" during then laughing about it later. "Deucely uncomfortable, really? That was the best you could come up with?"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Roleplaying, XXX or Die
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Poem 1 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poem 2 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poem 3 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poem 4 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poem 5 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poem 6 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poem 7 by e_p_kitty Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I have an odd request. To fill, simply click "Reply" put your cursor into the text box, and write a poem.

WHATEVER POEM POPS INTO YOUR FUNNY LITTLE BRAIN. About H/W, about Gladstone, about Sherlock's scarf, about Mycroft, pot/Soo Yung porn. ANYTHING. Doesn't even have to rhyme.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: Poetry time!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Poetry Time by Cutebutpsycho Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: To the tune of F.E.E.L.I.N.G C.A.LL.E.D. L.O.V.E by Pulp
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Pornoxerographic by the_deviations Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Here's what I want. Pretty simple. Office sex. I want two people getting it on in an office. I don't care if they're fucking in the chair and straddling or if someone's getting pounded from behind with their hands on the desk.

I just was straight PWP no chaser, office porn. Go.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Gillian Anderson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Porny fill by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

 PORN. I WANT PORN. DON'T CARE THE PAIRING, DON'T CARE THE UNIVERSE.

BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Posessed!Watson by roxy_skip Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So Holmes and Watson are being BFFs or lovers or however you fancy it; the point is, they are all banter and solid as a rock in their love for one another.

Then, Supernatural style (crossover fic?) Watson is possessed and proceeds to - kidnap? beat up? go nuts - a totally bewildered Holmes who simply can't believe what is happening or make logical sense of it...

Angst, h/c... happy ending! Please someone make my day with this.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Possession by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Dark!Watson impregnates Holmes
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Possession
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Possession sequel by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: The sequel to Posession
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Possession
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Possessive by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Doesn't matter who, doesn't matter how

I just want crazy jealous, madly possessive, violently if needed.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Possible by Violsva Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes simply does not get bisexuality.

An increasingly exasperated Watson manages him to get him up to speed. Kissing should clearly be involved.

Book canon.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 998
[Report This] Published: 12 Jan 2013 Updated: 10 Mar 2013


Post-Fight Makeout by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson dragging Holmes away from the boxing ring post-fight to some corner away from the crowd to make out.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 620
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2011 Updated: 01 Mar 2011


Post-retirement art by spacefall Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: NSFW post-retirement fun.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Postcards by gyzym Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Can I have some Holmes and Watson post card exchanges please?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Posterior by ms_adler Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes poses nude so Watson can have some practice drawing/painting (or whatever artistic category you'd like.) the human form.
It all starts off innocently enough...for artistic purposes, but leads to more, as Watson REALLY starts to study parts of Holmes’s body.
Sexy time ensues soon after.

Bonus points for virginal Holmes…and even MORE bonus points if later that night Holmes catches Watson sketching some rather raunchy things from their earlier romp.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Postscript by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You remember the old meme? You remember the first part of the old meme? That's how long I've wanted this.

Watson, self surgery.

Bonus points: Angsty Holmes assisting.

Please. I have needs.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Aug 2012 Updated: 28 Aug 2012


Power of true luv~ by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: OP said: have we had holmes and watson as pirates yet? if not we need to. stat

Taleya said: ONLY IF THEY FIGHT THE NINJAS.

OMDG. ROMEO AND JULIET. PIRATE HOLMES AND NINJA WATSON. CAN THEY OVERCOME THEIR DIFFERENCES?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Practice by solara_karrde Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John walks into the kitchen. Sherlock is putting condoms on all the bananas.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Practice by solara_karrde Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John walks into the kitchen. Sherlock is putting condoms on all the bananas.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Foodplay, UST
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011