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Pre-cognitive narration by taleya Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: y'all remember that awesome pre-cog narration holmes does at the beginning and during the boxing scene?

i want more of it. either during a fight scene, sexytimes with watson, idcw.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 255
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Precautions by sadiesin13 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I have been suffering from a serious lack of Bottom!Watson lately. I would greatly appreciate any Bottom!Watson/Top!Holmes smexiness. Short, long, PWP, plot -- I don't care. I'll take anything. (Story recs would be appreciated too)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Precipice by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: [A Game of Shadows]
Holmes and Moriarty are walking towards each other.
They meet and kiss each other in a passionate yet angry way, with lots of biting and fighting for dominance.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Biting, Frottage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Jan 2012 Updated: 10 Jan 2012


Prehistoric AU by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson are cavemen.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson finds an exhausted Dawson rifling through his bag for medical supplies for Basil. He ends up doing impromptu rodent housecalls.

After a harrowing case, Dawson returns the favor
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Dawson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, H/C, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Pretending to be gay by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson are taken in a weird case for which they have to infiltrate somewhere and to pretend to be a gay couple. The whole thing being watched by Scotland Yard ("We are so terribly sorry to ask you to do something so embarassing Sires D:") from the outside in case things turn bad. Basycally, I just wanted to see the situation change from the "It's so weird when we're holding hands like that"!awkwardness to the "It's so weird how badly I need this case to never end though I will never admit it aloud"!one. With maybe a "what the hell is happening?"!Lestrades?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Primal Force by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Watson always gets really turned on by watching Holmes beating up/getting beaten up by big, muscular, barely-dressed guys in the ring. 

This, combined with euphoria at winning stacks of money by betting on Holmes, makes Watson so horny that when Holmes exits the ring, he grabs him and drags him into a barely-private hiding spot (maybe a closet or an alleyway or a gap under the bleachers) while Holmes is still bruised and breathless and sweaty and half-naked, and fucks him wildly up against a wall.

Bonus for Watson telling Holmes in explicit detail how hot Holmes' boxing matches are, and Holmes complaining that now he's going to be distracted whenever he fights.

Double bonus for someone noticing Watson snatching Holmes and making it clear that he/she totally knows what Watson's about to do.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Summary: High heels, drag queens and transsexuals.

Holmes does Priscilla.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes, Cross-Dressing, Gender Dismorphia (Transsexualism)
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Procedure by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes and Watson play doctor.

They can be playing around on purpose, or Holmes can accidentally get aroused during a check-up, or however you want to do it. Let's just get some medical!kink up in this meme, plz.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Enemas, Medical Fetish
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 321
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary: For Challenge #1

Action and reaction, ebb and flow, trial and error, change - this is the rhythm of living. Out of our over-confidence, fear; out of our fear, clearer vision, fresh hope. And out of hope, progress." - Bruce Barton
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #1
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Promises by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Childhood promise

Of course mycroft & sherlock
Any verse
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Proper ending by flibbles1989 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Repost, I need it like H needs W.

Watson always worried about Holmes getting shot by a criminal, or being beaten to death in a boxing match...but this was so unexpected, it seemed unfair.

I think something like falling through a window or being run over by a cab would be appropriate. Lots of angst for Watson!

Bonus points if Holmes survives the accident for a few hours (days?) but is slowly and painfully (and obviously) dying.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: For Challenge #4

How does a person know when another loves them? I want to see the many different ways people show love for each other, be it love notes, getting their tea exactly the way they want it or fun sexy times.

The catch? No H/W. They get featured enough. Give other pairings a chance to shine!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: Challenge #4
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: If Sherlock Holmes had a moral lesson for kids after every adventure...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Punch Drunk by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Can we get some rough H/W sex? I'm not looking for non-con or bdsm, I just want Holmes' ass to bleed from a good fuck
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Punctuation matters by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

"I want it to hurt Watson."



Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2011 Updated: 02 May 2011


Punishment by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Punishment sex. Sherlock as bottom.

Just something where it's SUPPOSED to hurt and be humiliating because he's been BAD and he has to take it no matter what because he DESERVES it.

Don't care who the top is, would prefer dubcon to noncon but I'm flexible. Also, the top can be an evil/sadistic/abusive bastard. Or not. Seriously, whatever.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Dopplebang, DubCon
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Punishment by Bonzananza Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes has continual flashbacks and nightmares about his torture at the hands of Moriarty. After waking up one night in a cold sweat, Watson attempts to comfort Holmes... and they end up getting it on in an angsty sorta way.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2012 Updated: 11 Mar 2012


Punk AU! by arileo Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I would love a punk au artfill if it hasn't been done already. I would love it if both Watson and Holmes were dressed in punk attire. Mohawks. Piercings. Tattoos. The whole nine yards.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Summary: Punk rock stars Holmes and watson. Can I get Holmes with an open vest rocking a skull and crossbones guitar and maybe watson with a mohawk??!!
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Puppy Gladstone by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Can we have a story where Holmes is the one who gives Gladstone to Watson as a puppy? Maybe Watson is feeling down or Holmes has been an ass again, and is making it up to him? I just. I want Holmes to give Watson a puppy!
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 275
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Quantum Leap crossover by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson end up doing their own version of quantum leap! They run through history solving cases and generally being awesome. MAKE IT EPIC!!!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Queen of Me. by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Prompt Summary was Sara Bareilles' King of Anything.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 495
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Quick And Dirty by quil_linked Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson fucks Holmes' mouth using his fingers. Sexy spit is involved. This is an art fill for the fic written by Wave_F_Sorrow found here:
http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/3747.html?thread=269731#t269731
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Apr 2011 Updated: 16 Apr 2011


Quidditch! by ms_meryl Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock Holmes/Harry Potter crossover, everyone!
But it has to be Victorian times.~

Maybe Holmes and Watson went to school with Albus Dumbledore? Whatever works. I'd also like Holmes/Watson, but that's not required.


Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011