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Angsty masturbation by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes alone in his room, fingering himself to orgasm while crying and thinking about Watson.

Maybe Watson has just moved away with Mary, or maybe he is still living with Holmes but Holmes has not had the courage to tell him about his feelings yet.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Angsty Poetry by lolryne Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Does anybody want to take another shot at me?
The gun is loaded and the bullets are free.

Watson or Holmes angst, pick your poisonhttp://community.livejournal.com/shkinkmeme/3747.html?thread=2121123#t2121123
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Poetry
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Anita Black mythology by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Anita Blake mythology crossover!

Mycroft Holmes could only be a Master Vampire. And it would be awesome if he were a vampire of Belle Morte's line (they feed on sexual energy).


Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: None
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Another fill wtf by eccentricleyomi Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Photo prompt of a nerf gun and a note saying: "Welcome Home from work. Two things: 1) This gun with ammo is yours. 2) I have one too and your under attack as of now."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Another Night by l_aviateur Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Late at night Watson sits awake looking at Holmes sleeping, basking in the knowledge that he's taken Holmes’ virginity.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Virginity
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Summary: So a couple months ago on chat there was a really interesting conversation. Lolly was particularly tired and running some thought through her head as follows:

lolryne1: (now I imagined Holmes and Watson having sexing times and Mary waking in the middle of the night, all "FOR FUCK SAKE I WAS SLEEPING!!!!" "Sorry Mary :(" "We're sorry :(" "=_= Can't go back to sleep now. Okay, I join you, but I HATE you")

Sooooooooo, Watson and Holmes just not having common sense, or maybe coming back late from a case. . . you decide anon!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Anthea by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Anthea tells Mycroft: "I know everything about you because I am in love with you, you insufferable prat!"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Anticipation by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes sucks on Watson's belt buckle (or vice versa).
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Anticipation by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes sucks on Watson's beltbuckle.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Antique Notions by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, high on MDMA (or Ecstacy), goes antiquing.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Objectum Sexuality
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Anxiety by Bonzananza Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Sherlock has an anxiety attack.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 03 Apr 2012 Updated: 03 Apr 2012


Anything Goes Fill by votesaxonx Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Irene says the hotel room she got was their old room, so what where they doing there last time?

The Victorian equivalent of waxing their legs, talking about cute guys and watching rom-com DVDs.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Apology Accepted by muffinbitch_fic Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Fluffy First Kisses Of the Holmes/Watson variety, please. Can we try to get as many fills as possible for this? Life's been a major pain in the ass lately, and I'm thinking this will somehow help. Somehow. Any length is fine - simple drabbles; fics with back-stories; first kisses that inexplicably lead to porn - whatever. HOLMES. WATSON. FLUFF. FIRST KISSES. GO. b29;
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Appearances by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I feel we have a big lack of Anthea fics. 

She's got to be more than a BB addict. Let's make her a competent, professional, BAMF girl, a fact that only Mycroft seems to recognize. Whether they are in a relationship or not is up to the filler. Either one would be lovely.

Bonus points for background Sherlock/John.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Anthea, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 May 2011 Updated: 30 May 2011


Apple peels by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You know how you can peel an apple so that the peel goes off in one long ribbon? Let's say Watson does that at the breakfast table, cos he doesn't like the peel, but Holmes does.

So Watson has the apple in hand, peeling it, and Holmes has the end of the ribbon in his mouth, eating. And they reading the morning paper at the same time, cos to them that's a completely normal thing to do.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Apple peels by spacefall Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: You know how you can peel an apple so that the peel goes off in one long ribbon? Let's say Watson does that at the breakfast table, cos he doesn't like the peel, but Holmes does.

So Watson has the apple in hand, peeling it, and Holmes has the end of the ribbon in his mouth, eating. And they reading the morning paper at the same time, cos to them that's a completely normal thing to do.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Approval by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: What I really want is desperate!relationship after Holmes ditches England to go hang out with monks and Mary's death. Cue lonely Watson and available Lestrade.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock has been prompted to go on the show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" And is defeated by trivial knowledge that he had decided was not worth knowing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Armour by dire_redux Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson/Moriarty ; Watson/Holmes + any others pairing you may want.



SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME WATSON/MORIARTY!!!
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Summary: Have you ever seen Lestrade in a fanart? Yeah, me neither.

Lestrade and Clarky, maybe? It'd be ever so sweet.
Categories: Art Characters: Constable Clarke, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Artistic Talent by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I'd like to see fanart of how Watson would draw Holmes and vice versa.

Maybe they do very badly, maybe they do very well (Holmes does come from an artists family, and doctors need to do an astonishing amount of drawing in anatomy classes), but I wanna see how they look to each other.

It could be that one draws the other while he's sleeping, or maybe just doodling it on the back of an envelope by memory while bored, or with a willing nude model la "Titanic".
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


As Ever by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson - sappy, slow, totally vanilla, romantic sex. I like me some hardfastroughsex as much as the next person, but I'd love to see the boys having a romantic night in. Preferably book!verse, but I'm not being picky.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Handjob
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


As the stars collide by wave_of_sorrow Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Across the oceans, across the seas. Over forests of blackened trees.
Through valleys so still we dare not breathe, to be by your side.

Over the shifting desert plains, across mountains all in flames.
Through howling winds and driving rains, to be by your side.

Every mile and every year for every one a little tear.
I cannot explain this, dear, I will not even try.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Ascendancy by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Whenever I hear Watson say "You're Blackwood's last request" my mind goes to dirty, dirty places. Also, I read that tentacle rape fic earlier. Soo....I'm sorry about my brain.

When Blackwood appears at the bars right behind Holmes, he lets loose with his hidden tentacles. Which naturally have strong sort of memory-screwing drugs, so Holmes afterwards thinks it must have been all in his mind, because clearly Blackwood doesn't have tentacles.

AND THEN at the end of the movie, after Irene is unconscious and Blackwood and Holmes are fighting, SNEAK TENTACLE ATTACK. Watson interrupts (or comes right at the end) and knocks Blackwood off the ledge and gives Holmes lots and lots of TLC.

BUT DID BLACKWOOD USE HIS TENTACLES TO SWIM TO SAFETY? (I certainly don't know)
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Supernatural
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is asexual, but he loves Irene and Watson. So he gets them to do to each other in bed what he would have done to them if he had the least interest in sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Irene Adler, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Asexuality, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011