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Barter System by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Post-movie, Holmes and Mary set up their own clothes-bartering system.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing, Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Barter System by lolryne Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: OT4 SHARING CLOTHES.
Holmes steals from Watson who borrows from Mary who borrows from Irene who steals from Holmes.
Categories: Art Characters: Irene Adler
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Barter System 2.0 by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mycroft learns about his little brother's barter system.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Basil tops. by tabby_stardust Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Illustration to go with Quamquam20's "Bed Intruder"
Categories: Art Characters: Basil, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Bastille Day by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: It is technically the 14th here, so -

Holmes is part French. Let us have him getting drunk on champagne in celebration and lecturing Watson on the French Revolution from his armchair.

In French, if you like, but I'm not picky.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Bathtime! by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I would like......

HOLMES AND WATSON RUBBER DUCKIES

And moriarty is the seamonster bath sponge

AND INSTEAD OF LONDON FOG THEY HAVE BUBBLES

"Come Watson! We must solve the case of the missing soap!" With that, Holmes sailed off into the sea of bubbles.

And Lestrade would be the pumice stone. Useful, but no one really gives a shit about it. But he perseveres. Floating along determinedly behind the ducks. Riding their wake

Art, fic, ficlets, I'm easier than RDJ!Holmes.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inanimate Objects, Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherrinford Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Bathtub angst by reasonabsurd Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: I have been craving '09 Holmes and Watson fully-clothed in a bath, Watson under/holding Holmes who's having some sort of emotional turmoil/breakdown (up to writer).

Please? *puppy dog eyes*
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


bathtub!sex by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson: bathtub!sex.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1233
[Report This] Published: 26 Feb 2011 Updated: 26 Feb 2011


BBC Christmas by sparkle_free Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Since I've suddenly found myself in a more festive mood as of late, can I please have some Christmas-related fic? Established relationship, pre-slash, or even just the epic bromance, I just want something to do with the holidays.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


BBC CukeBoys by middletone Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC Sherlock & John as VeggieTales cucumbers. IDEK Don't ask...
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


BBC Dinosaurs by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Universe crosses over with Asylum!Universe
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Asylum (Mechanical Dinosaurs), Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


BBC Five times hurt/comfort by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Five times John accidentally hurt Sherlock, and one time he hurt him on purpose.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


BBC! Lestrade by wheres_walnut Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Wonderful artists of the kinkmeme! I have a request to lay at your feet.

What is your visual interpretation of Inspector Lestrade?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


BBC!Coffee Shop AU by 9oo Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock was shuffled from one foster home to another. (Your choice on whether he was put up for adoption or whether Mycroft and he were orphaned and separated at a young age.)

He didn't have a good go of it. By the time he's old enough to quit the system, he's cut himself from the outside world and all emotional contact. He works in a cafe to make rent and lives with a mess of roommates who use his stuff and think him a freak.

Lestrade comes in for a coffee every morning. Sherlock/Lestrade b29;

OR - John is a co-worker, and Sherlock/John/Lestrade.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


BBC!Irene by flibbles1989 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I can't help but wonder what BBC!verse Irene would be like. And how Sherlock (dammit, almost wrote Holmes) would react to her. I don't mind if it's a first meeting, or she just keeps skipping into his life and annoying the hell out of him, or they just flirt because they know it will go nowhere in the end, but we need more fantastic women in that series, dammit.

I was about to put "Less Damsels in distress, and more damsels in states of undress" but I have realised how weird that sounds.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: How BBC!John Watson died.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 49
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


BBC!Sex Pollen by starlingthefool Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: JUST.

BBC.

SEX POLLEN.

I NEED.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging, Fellatio, Handjob
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


BBC!Sherlock is deaf by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

(BBC)Sherlock is deaf.



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock is deaf
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


Summary: Lestrade is Paul from Different from Girls.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Inspector Lestrade is Paul from Different for Girls. Second in a series.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade is Paul from Different for Girls. Third in a series.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Lestrade is Paul from Different for Girls. Fourth in a series.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: BBC!Sherlock/Different For Girls Crossover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: The Three Garridebs in the BBC!Universe.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: Chat Roulette. BBC!verse. Sherlock somehow wrangles John into making out with him to the disgust/delight of random people.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Summary: 1. Take BBC Sherlock and John and put them in Victorian clothes
2. ???
3. Profit!

(AND BY "PROFIT" OF COURSE I MEAN SEX)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011