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24 HOURS by mothergoddamn Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: 24/Holmes Crossover
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


3,600 by ljghunter Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want to see a badass RDJ Holmes accosted or taken prisoner by a group of baddies and beaten up and rrrrraped. Maybe more than once. Maybe all the baddies have a go. Maybe Watson is forced to watch or maybe he comes to the rescue. Most important - Holmes doesn't turn into a slobbering wreck or anything, he remains his flippant and insulting self during the actual ordeal, if only as a defense mechanism against this degradation. And then Watson must heal him with smooches and stuff. Pls?
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Gangbang, NonCon, Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1927
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Summary:

Broken
Useless
Unwanted
Without
Meaning


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


5 times by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

5 times Holmes was an utter bastard but Watson still wished he was his and 1 time Holmes was still a bastard AND Watson's.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


5 times (minifill) by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

... Holmes doubted Watson, and 1 time he didn't.
Any verse


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Summary:

5 times Holmes and Watson felt old and 1 time they felt like kids.



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Summary: Based on the song "Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover"
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Apr 2011 Updated: 23 Apr 2011


A better place by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes helps Watson's PSTD with his violin playing.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


A Bitter Message by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Blackwood or someone humiliates Holmes by forcing him to drink his own piss.

*hides under the bed*


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Watersports
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


A Careless Life by ingridmatthews Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: The reason why Holmes was so relieved when Watson had ended up only with a scratch during their altercation with Killer Evans? Because that altercation had already happened months ago, the only difference is Watson had actually died. In the months leading to the actual canon, Holmes had been busy drawing up plans for time travel.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


A Case of Identity by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Well... Mary never existed, in fact she was Holmes in disguise. He and Watson needed a smokescreen.Then Holmes was divided between his detective work and his duties as a housewife, so he faked his death in Reichenbach and spent three years as Watson`s wife. When they are safe, "Mary" dies and Holmes returns.
(Give me angst,tell me about the sacrifices we do for love...happy end please!)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


A Cause Overseas by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Great Mouse Detective/The Rescuers anyone? Bonus points if the 09! Verse is mixed in. "WATSON? WHAT IS WITH ALL THE TALKING RODENTS?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Dawson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


A clockwork Heart by muffinbitch_fic Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock Holmes goes steampunk.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


A Collar In Time by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes confesses his love to Watson on Valentine's day. They get a cat.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary:

“I should have brought you a sedative.”
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Dark!Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, D/s, Drugging, Handjob
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 918
[Report This] Published: 23 Oct 2011 Updated: 23 Oct 2011


Summary: I'm halfway home now
half-hoping
for a showdown
'cause I'm not big enough to house this crowd
it might destroy me
but I'd sacrifice my body
if it meant I'd get the Jack part out

- Half Jack, The Dresden Dolls
Categories: Fiction Characters: Dark!Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


A crown for you by feriowind Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson happily putting a flower crown on Holmes' head.
Holmes can be happy or grumpy about it...personally I think grumpy would be cuter!

(Reply to this) (Thread)
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


A Debt by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Post-Movie, Blackwood isn't dead (saved by, I dunno, Spiderman or something). But he's ruined. If he shows up as alive, he'll be executed for real. His title is worthless, his fortune has been seized. He figures the least he can do is spring Coward from the clink.

And is shocked to find that Coward still wants him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Blackwood, Coward
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


A Delicate Subject by random_nexus Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: How can I put this ... um, everyone farts -- even Queen Victoria. It's a slightly embarrassing though sometimes hilarious part of being human. What I want to know is how did it go with Holmes and Watson? Not details, obv, but ... etiquette, sharing rooms, becoming comfortable with each other. Does Watson have guilty army habits? Is Holmes indifferent to his body's activities? Do they chuckle about it? Studiously ignore Holmes's epic trouser-trump? What about train carriages, shared beds, in front of clients? When they're in a relationship? This must seem like the most peurile prompt ever, but it was just the most unglamorous, human, pointlessly trifling domestic detail that I could think of ... and I sort of want to see that stuff XD
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


A Dreamy, Melodious Air by Kimmy Jarl Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

You know that bit at the end of The Sign of Four...

This part: "H[olmes] took up his violin from the corner, and as I stretched myself out he began to play some low, dreamy, melodious air—his own, no doubt, for he had a remarkable gift for improvisation. I have a vague remembrance of his gaunt limbs, his earnest face, and the rise and fall of his bow. Then I seemed to be floated peacefully away upon a soft sea of sound until I found myself in dreamland..."

I want to see him playing it the same way, except while riding Watson at the same time. Granada/ACD and as steamy as possible, please! ;)


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Play, Anal Sex, Virginity
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Summary:

A STUDY IN PINK: No longer a misnomer. Everyone is fabulously, wonderfully GAAAAAAY



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


A Failed Experiment by lovelornity Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Several prompts appeared at the requesting a continuation of the events at the gypsy camp. Two people asked for a first time fic, and one requested Watson not remember in the morning.

 

Spoilers: A Game of Shadows

 


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drunkeness
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Dec 2011 Updated: 01 Jan 2012


A Fan Letter by anonfail Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes recieves a fan letter and is extremely embarrassed. Watson teases him mercilessly.
Book or Granada!

(prompt: http://shkinkmeme.livejournal.com/8789.html?thread=18529621#t18529621)


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 277
[Report This] Published: 02 May 2011 Updated: 02 May 2011


Summary: Molly uses a picture for some fantasies starring Sherlock and John.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Molly, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing, Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 896
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


A Few Months Prior by quil_linked Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Art for Until The Sun Sets.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Until the Sun Sets
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011