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Summary: BBC's Sherlock and John as seen through the GMD universe.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC), The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


BBC!Watson gets superpowers by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Since I have a kink for Superpowers I wrote this little minifill in hope that someone get inspired and pick up the idea, or some parts of it to write an actual story.

English is not my native language, so I'm sorry for the mistakes you will find and also for the crap I wrote ( first time etc. ;).


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011


BBC/09 by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

The walls of the universe are cracking and all the holmes are jumbled up


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: MEMEBANG!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Mar 2011 Updated: 26 Mar 2011


Summary: Lestrade has to make a deal with Death for some reason or other.

What does Death want in exchange?

One dance.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 161
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary:

Dear Kinky people out there; take a moment and think about that:

How will you celebrate the birthday of the person you actually not allowed to love? 

I've wrote down my thoughts already but what do you make of it?


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Breathplay, Fellatio
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2011 Updated: 23 Mar 2011


Summary: Watson gets battered and bruised during an epic case-related fight with baddies. When he and Holmes get back to Baker Street, Watson is slightly concussed and not really well enough to have a (badly needed) hot bath alone.

Cue Holmes strips himself and drowsy Watson nekkid and they get into the bath together. :D!! Tender caring Holmes cleaning Watson's poor bruised body, sleepy Watson leaning back and kind of slurring, like "Mmm so cosy and happy, I'm having that lovely dream again..."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Bearing by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: One day, Watson starts to bleed (whether it's from physical trauma or just starts to have pain and starts to bleed) and realizes that he has had a miscarriage. He doesn't tell Holmes.

Some time later, Watson finds himself pregnant again and this time Holmes knows (and is rather excited about becoming a father). Watson has another miscarriage.

After several miscarriages, Watson is finally able to conceive a child and it starts to look like the child might make it to term (maybe it's the longest child Watson has been pregnant with).

Basically, I'd like to see a tread carefully sort of pregnancy.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Granada (Brett) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Nov 2012 Updated: 13 Nov 2012


Bebop Holmes by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Cowboy Bebop/Sherlock Holmes crossover, anyone?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Bed Intruder by quamquam20 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Basil tops. Everyone. He sets his sights on the human detective who lives outside his mousehole.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Basil, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Masturbation
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , The Great Mouse Detective
Challenges:
Series: Bed Intruder
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Bee keeping kiss by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson post-retirement smooch
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Beepiper!Holmes by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Since the vuvuzela sounds like a bee cluster, and Holmes becomes a bee-keeper. I know there was another of Holmes having psychic control over his bees, but this time- what about Holmes controlling the bees with a vuvuzela?
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Summary: I just want Lestrade and Gregson be forced into a we-must-share-body-heat cliche for whatever reason. Banter and fluff please?
Categories: Fiction Characters: Inspector Gregson, Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: UST
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Begging and Bound by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: shibari (or kinbaku if you prefer) fic please? Ideally spending a lot of time describing the process of Holmes being elaborately restrained with rope and how pleasurable that can be, even before they get to the sex.

Come on, during Watson's three continents worth of penis escapades surely he ran across gorgeous rope bondage and was later able to make use of this knowledge when he realized how pretty RDJ!Holmes is all covered in rope...
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Belly Button by spacefall Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes discovers Watson has a belly button fetish.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Belly Rubs by ladylovelace Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: I want Watson giving pregnant!Holmes belly rubs. Granada!verse.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Ben and Leo by damnednforsaken Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson feels that Holmes should have a stuffed animal of his own, so he gives him a turtle. The boys develop a code for where their...shenanigans for that night will ensue based on where the stuffed animals spend the day. Holmes's bed, the tiger skin rug, Mrs. Hudson's pantry..

Sequel to
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Stuffed Animals
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Watson still sleeps with a teddy bear (he cannot sleep without it), but has gone to great lengths to keep this fact a secret.

For some reason (maybe while on a case), he and Holmes are forced to share a bed. After hours of not being able to fall asleep, Watson decides to sneak the bear in. What happens next is up to you.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, First Times, Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Stuffed Animals
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Best Laid Plans by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes lies to Watson as part of a case, and Watson fails to respond according to plan. Major h/c occurs.
Categories: Fiction Characters: None
Genre: Angst, AU , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary:

It makes me sad that we never see Stamford, like... ever again after he introduces our favorite pair. So...

Holmes shows up at his door one night and thanks him for giving him something he can no longer live without.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mike Stamford, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2011 Updated: 30 Mar 2011


Summary: Holmes is confused as to why the OP has requested Holmes/Watson angst to uplift their mood.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Sep 2011 Updated: 18 Sep 2011


Better Than Rain by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: So please, some lovely fluffy porniness. Any pairing, any verse, anything, as long as there are smiles and orgasms.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Better than sex? by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes discovers ice cream
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Between a Rock and ... by quil_linked Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is stuck in a dress. Watson lets him out.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Bondage, Cross-Dressing, D/s, Fellatio, Fingering, Gagging, Knife Play, Rimming
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 20 Oct 2011 Updated: 20 Oct 2011


Beware the Ides of March by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes as Brutus and Watson as Julius Caesar (or Watson as Brutus and Holmes as Caesar, I'm not picky)



Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


Beyond the Wardrobe by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson def. has feelings for Holmes but isn't sure Holmes is capable of returning them, until he sees him interacting/protecting a small child and his whole view of what could possibly be between them changes and he makes his move.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011