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Brokeback 221b by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes/Watson, Brokeback Mountain style. Bonus points if the line "I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU!" is included.

PS. Captcha says "present complies"... does that mean that this prompt will be filled?! I hope so!


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 318
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Broken Lang Syne by quamquam20 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: John marks New Year's Eve with Sherlock. Raven masks are involved.
Categories: Cleverbot Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Broken Sherlock by sostrangechild Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: BBC!Sherlock is just made to be broken, then slowly put back together before being broken all over again
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Bromance by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: "I think the word bromance is so passť. We are two men who happen to be roommates who wrestle a lot and share a bed."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 499
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Brother of Mine by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Mycroft holds his baby brother for the first time.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2011 Updated: 25 Apr 2011


Summary: Mycroft's and Sherlock's first meeting 3 years after Reichenbach. I want lots of unemotionality masking brotherly feelings, culminating in a big bear hug.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Brothers by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Repost from part... oh I don't even bloody remember but:
Mycroft cuddling/comforting his precious petit frere.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Brownie by f_m_r_l Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John comes home from work to find brownies on his bedside table and Sherlock Holmes in his bed, naked except for the apron and pot holders.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes/Watson (or any really, I don't care)

Bruised mouths and kisses
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes deals with the aftermath of a child's murder.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 242
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Buddy Breathing by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson

Buddy-breathing. Whatever combination
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Breathplay, Drowning
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 599
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Bulletproof by dayja Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock finds out the hard way that being shot at does occasionally involve being shot.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Bumps in the Road by sparkle_free Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson attends some sort of conference or get together for doctors and finds that his friendship with Holmes has hurt is reputation. In a moment of weakness, Watson begins to doubt whether being friends with Holmes is worth it and decides to try and make some new friends(with great success). In an effort to keep Watson around, Holmes tries to change himself into the person he thinks Watson wants(with limited success).
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2011 Updated: 15 Feb 2011


Bundle of Joy by ljghunter Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mary and Watson doesn't need any children ;-)
They can adopt Holmes!

This is such a sweet fic!
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Infantilism
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Bunk Beds by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: WATSON/HOLMES BUY BUNK BEDS.

WHO TOPS?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Buried Alive by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Some bad guys decide to take revenge on Holmes by walling him up in a cellar.

I'd like him to go through a spectrum of emotions, from being logical and determined looking for a way out to clawing at the walls in panic to regretting that he never told Watson that he loved him etc., and finally resigning to his fate and musing bitterly whether he will die of starvation or lack of air.

Of course Watson comes to rescue just in time!

And when they get back home again Holmes has something important to tell him.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Bust by ms_meryl Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes poses nude so Watson can have some practice drawing/painting (or whatever artistic category you'd like.) the human form.
It all starts off innocently enough...for artistic purposes, but leads to more, as Watson REALLY starts to study parts of Holmes’s body.
Sexy time ensues soon after.

Bonus points for virginal Holmes…and even MORE bonus points if later that night Holmes catches Watson sketching some rather raunchy things from their earlier romp.
Categories: Art Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Bustache! by crimson_adder Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson as the Magical Schoolbus
Categories: Art Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Across the oceans, across the seas. Over forests of blackened trees.
Through valleys so still we dare not breathe, to be by your side.

Over the shifting desert plains, across mountains all in flames.
Through howling winds and driving rains, to be by your side.

Every mile and every year for every one a little tear.
I cannot explain this, dear, I will not even try.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Butterfly Kisses by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I kind of posted it in my little song!prompt, but now I'm bringing it out as a proper prompt. I'd like to see people's takes on kisses. Not like HUGE EPIC fills, but mini!fills! on a variety of kisses. Sexy, silly, sweet, sad, angsty, angry, funny. Any permutation. I just want to see people lock lips.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: All I want is your extra time, and your....Kiss
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


By Any Other Size by ingridmatthews Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson starts gaining weight now that they're getting older while Holmes stays thin as a rake. He's embaaaaarrassed and Holmes has to convince him that he still loves his body.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


By your side by buriedbooks Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Across the oceans, across the seas. Over forests of blackened trees.
Through valleys so still we dare not breathe, to be by your side.

Over the shifting desert plains, across mountains all in flames.
Through howling winds and driving rains, to be by your side.

Every mile and every year for every one a little tear.
I cannot explain this, dear, I will not even try.

Two drabbles
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


BZZZZZZ by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes, Watson, and a vuvuzela.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC Sherlock and John fly MJN air.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Cake by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson goes to give Holmes a bite of cake...but for some reason forgets his fork and picks it up with his fingers. Holmes innocently eats it from Watson's hand, which turns Watson on.

Cue yummy first time fic.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011