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Call it what you will by rat_chan Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: In the excellent tradition of silver-tongued Moriartys (ie Orson Welles) I suggest Alan Rickman or Jeremy Irons. I WANT MORE HOLMES/MORIARTY. As blistering with hatred as lust as possible thank you.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes calls out for Watson.

But Watson won't (can't?) answer.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Summary: Brokeback Mountain, 09!Verse style.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Can I Stay by ingridmatthews Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Post Empty House reunion with Holmes and Watson.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Canaria by rat_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: After reichenbach watson reasons that the only way to keep Holmes safe and with him is to ensure he cannot go out on cases. He doses holmes with careful poison to keep him in an invalid state and blames it on failing health
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drugging
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Canon Prompts by fiveclawedfics Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: So way back when I thought I had more time than I actually did, I asked the meme to give me suggestive lines from canon, and then I would write porn for them. Well, I still don't have time to do much writing but I thought a little porn might be good to relieve some of that end-of-year stress. So here I am, keeping my promise
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Canon!Lestrade by 9oo Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Wonderful artists of the kinkmeme! I have a request to lay at your feet.

What is your visual interpretation of Inspector Lestrade?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Captcha by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Captcha is that little box down at the bottom when you're posting that checks to make sure you're human. It "scrambles" two words and asks you to verify that you are an actual person and not some spam bot or something.

To make this legal, I've turned your question into a quick mini!fill. Hope you don't mind.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Captive by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Post-Reichenbach. Holmes returns from the dead, but Watson isn't quite the same man he once knew. Twisted by grief and loss, Watson decides he wants Holmes all to himself and only himself, and locks naked Holmes up in the basement of his Cavendish Place home.

Loads of hearts if filler writes lots of rough, smutty sex and Holmes succeeds in dragging Watson out of his inner darkness and back to his good self in the end.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, Angst, Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex, Bondage, Drugging, DubCon, Feeding, Intercrural Sex, Orgasm denial
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Care by truthwritaslies Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Everyone sees the ways Watson looks after Holmes. Almost no one notices what Holmes does to look after Watson.

Slash or gen, victorian verse please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 151
[Report This] Published: 27 Jul 2011 Updated: 27 Jul 2011


Care and Feeding by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Watson loves eavesdropping on what's going on inside Holmes' body. So Watson feeds/stuffs Holmes and then listens to him digest via stethoscope.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: AU , H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Bondage, DubCon, Feeding
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Nov 2012 Updated: 18 Nov 2012


Careful by unsettledink Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson fetches a cab and finds himself facing Professor Moriarty when he's seated inside. Cue to Moriarty fucking with Watson's head and torturing him via subtle unwanted sexual advances (or you can make them not so subtle, if you want).

Bonus points if when Watson gets back to Baker Street afterward, he tries to hide what happened from Holmes, but Holmes can tell something's wrong and finds out (or he deduces it-- perhaps Moriarty has left a *ahem* mark on Watson for him to see). And of course, Holmes doesn't take it well.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Carried by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: John carries Mary over their new threshold and to bed. In completely different but not unrelated circumstances, Mycroft also carries Sherlock to bed.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Case in point by onidoko Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson; Watson draws on his military expertise. Dom!Watson. :D
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: D/s, Powerplay
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2011 Updated: 22 Feb 2011


Cat by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Someone cheer me up and make me laugh and realize that life doesn't suck as much as it feels like it does right now.


John presents Sherlock with a present -- a kitty.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2011 Updated: 28 Feb 2011


Catlock Holmes by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I searched the archive and haven't seen this exact prompt (I hope), so: Holmes turns into a cat. Not kittyplay or Holmes acting like a cat. But maybe through some sort of magic/curse, he gets turned into an absolutely adorable fluffy kitten that everyone wants to cuddle and coo over. Maybe he dislikes it at first, but then Watson picks him up and holds him and murmurs all these loving words to him and he thinks that maybe it's not so bad after all.

Any verse, but would especially love 09. I have this mental image of RDJ!Kitten trying to literally get into Watson's pants, and it's hilarious.


Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2011 Updated: 16 Mar 2011


CATS! by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson find that 221b Baker street has been overrun by felines.
Categories: Fiction Characters: James Moriarty
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Modern Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Caught by ancalime8301 Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Ritchie or ACD verse! Holmes heavily pregnant but insisting on continuing with his case. He gets kidnapped, and after a few days, goes into labour right in front the kidnapper who is enjoying the great Sherlock Holmes in such pain.
Watson rescues him, and they deliver the baby just before Lestrade and the rest arrive.
Belly rubs and massages and pregnant!sex before the kidnapping (and before Watson gets all exasperated with Holmes)
The more descriptive the better. What to do, I love pregnant!Holmes!
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 May 2012 Updated: 15 May 2012


Cause and Effect by MooJooPooJoo Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

I would oh so very much love some of this. We have a major dearth of it here.

Watson doing the inflicting with Holmes as the recipient.

movie RDJ/holmes, please.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Spanking
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


ceci n'est pas une by reasonabsurd Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: The characters' reactions to "Sherlock" slash.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, James Moriarty, John Watson, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, Sally Donovan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: Watson is shot while saving Holmes's life. Watson is comatose. Several weeks after the shooting he awakens to find his consciousness has transfered to Homes pipe/cigarette case...something. Holmes can hear watson. At first, he believes he has gone mad. Then, Watson discovers that he can 'think' things to move....and convinces Holmes that he is possessing...whatever.

Holmes forgets which pipe is which and accidentally mouths Pipe!Watson.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 15 Sep 2011 Updated: 15 Sep 2011


Summary: "Ceiling Mycroft watches you masturbate" in papercraft form. Print out & make your own Ceiling Mycroft!
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Summary: BBC!Mycroft watches you masturbate! {Picture of BBC!John in a phonebooth in prompt post}
Categories: Art Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Celeberrimous by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: http://savethewords.org/

Chose a word, any word off that site and write a fic from it.

any pairing. any verse. any length. Just use some off those wonderful words.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Chained Heat by middletone Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: But I still need it for some reason. Holmes and Lestrade in a Chained Heat scenario. Whether this means handcuffed!sex, BAMF handcuffed criminal chases, or enough bitching to drive Watson insane is up to whoever fills this.

Granada-verse preferred, but BBC works too.
Categories: Art Characters: Inspector Lestrade, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011