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Chair fun! by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: John riding Mycroft in his office chair.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Anal Sex
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Chair Sex! by reasonabsurd Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is sitting in a Queen Anne chair. Watson sits on his lap, hooks his legs around the armrests and the back of the chair, and rides his mystery-solving husband like a wild stallion.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Mar 2011 Updated: 09 Mar 2011


Challenge #3 by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #3

The Japanese have an expression, "even monkeys fall from trees." It is a phrase used to comfort someone after they make an uncharacteristic mistake.

So, the theme is: mistakes, large or small and of any nature.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #3
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Challenge #3 by mothergoddamn Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: For Challenge #3

The Japanese have an expression, "even monkeys fall from trees." It is a phrase used to comfort someone after they make an uncharacteristic mistake.

So, the theme is: mistakes, large or small and of any nature.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: None
Genre: Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: Challenge #3
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Summary: Holmes is a total bamf, scared of nobody, etc. But he is scared of something really...normal (idk, mirrors, the dark, TV Tropes High Octane Fuel page, use your imagination). One night he gets really scared so gets into Watson's bed for snuggletiemz.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Change of plan by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I want desperate virgin Holmes dry-humping Watson, completely shocked and ashamed of himself but unable to stop until he comes in his pants.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Check-up by feriowind Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is a tad sick but milking it for sympathy and Holmes takes the opportunity to improve his bedside manner and come up with some interesting new ways with bandaging. Oh ... and Watson would like Holmes in a nurses outfit.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: H/C, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes, Cross-Dressing, Medical Fetish
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 05 Feb 2011 Updated: 05 Feb 2011


Checkmate by Cutebutpsycho Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

I know there is a Sherlock Holmes/Leverage prompt around here somewhere, but mine is based off of THIS lovely image. Left-> Right: Hitter!John, Mastermind!Mycroft, Thief!Sherlock, Grifter!Mrs. Hudson & Hacker!Lestrade. Let's get some Team Sherlock up in here!

Obviously BBCverse; Can be Gen or Slash. I'm a fan of John/Sherlock &/or Mycroft/Lestrade myself. Though, if you base relationships off of Leverage, Mycroft & Mrs. Hudson have a rather complicated & stormy relationship going...


Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2011 Updated: 13 Jun 2011


Cherry Peppermint Bleach by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock and Mycroft. Sharing gum.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Chevaliers by blacktablet Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson are in some sort of situation for which the chances of survival are slim. They are silently sharing one last cigarette, and then one of them is just like "fuck it" and then they kiss and it's like, first kiss and last kiss and we're about to die and I never told you I love you but I do all rolled into one epic kiss. And then they go and face almost certain death together.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Chihuahua!Holmes by paperflower86 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson comes home to find a Chihuahua sitting in Holmes' chair. He gradually, via many subtle clues, comes to the conclusion that the Chihuahua IS Holmes
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Childbirth by ladylovelace Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: I'd love to read a story where Watson & Holmes are having a baby together, & Holmes is the one who is pregnant and is actually rather excited to be the one carrying the baby!!!
That is, until Watson stupidly is all,
“Well old cock, childbirth will be EXTREMELY painful…and I have no idea how you will actually be giving birth.”
Way to be a buzz kill, Watson.
I’d love for Watson to reassure Holmes, and for them to discuss baby names.
C:

I usually hate Mpreg stories....so IDEK why I'm so excited to read one...
It’s probably because I love this pairing so damn much.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2011 Updated: 14 Feb 2011


Childhood by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Now look here, am I the only one who wants to know more about Holmes childhood?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: know there's a lotta Sherlock prompts right now, but this is *my* first:

Sherlock and Lestrade share a fag.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2011 Updated: 17 Feb 2011


Cipher by taleya Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: After Sherlock's death, John starts receiving phantom texts.

Sherlock is haunting his phone, and it's the only way he can communicate

No crack please.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 06 Feb 2011 Updated: 06 Feb 2011


Close Call by ancalime8301 Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Watson is labor, something goes wrong. Whether it’s something like he‘s lost to much blood or the baby is turned the wrong way or whatever really.

And Holmes is afraid that he’s going to lose both Watson and the baby.

(I don’t want them to die, I just want Holmes to think that they’re going to die)
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, AU , Drama , H/C
Pairing: MM
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 31 May 2012 Updated: 31 May 2012


Close Your Eyes by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Draw Holmes and Watson's first kiss. Any/every 'verse you can dream of welcome.

Everybody should play (Stick figures/unidentifiable blobs are encouraged!). I just want to see a thread of as many potential first kisses as humanly possible.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: First Times
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: First Kisses
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Closer by crocodile_eat_u Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Book Holmes fucks Watson doggystyle, hand on Watson's neck, pressing his face into the floor. Rough, violent and 100% consensual.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Strand Canon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Clothes sharing by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Prompt: Clothes sharing. Come on, guys, it's CANON.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 173
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary:

MEATBALLS! PASTA! RAINING ON BAKER STREET!



Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 126
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Summary:

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs crossover.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 175
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2011 Updated: 14 Mar 2011


Coagulate by buriedbooks Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes is dying a slow and very painful death from illness or injury. Watson takes pity on him and helps him die.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Cockslut!Holmes by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson, or even Holmes/Multiple

I think that Holmes really, really likes to suck cock. Don't you?
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Fellatio
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 716
[Report This] Published: 21 Feb 2011 Updated: 21 Feb 2011


Cold by bcaluroso Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Since I first read the ACD stories - lo these many years ago - this line has intrigued me:

"I assure you that the most winning woman I ever knew was hanged for poisoning three little children for their insurance money..." --Sherlock Holmes, The Sign Of Four

Who was this woman? How did Holmes know her? Did he discover her crime? And what in the name of John Hamish Watson made her so deucedly attractive to him???
Categories: Fiction Characters: Mycroft Holmes, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Death
Universe: Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Feb 2011 Updated: 18 Feb 2011


Cold Morning Air by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Holmes/Watson sex under the covers.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Frottage, Handjob
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011