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Coughs and Colds by flying_android Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes and Watson are both sick and trying (and failing miserably) to take care of each other.

Or just bitching incessantly (I'm sicker than you) at each other.
Categories: Fiction Characters: Gladstone, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 29 Mar 2011 Updated: 29 Mar 2011


Country Holiday by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: It seems to me that every time Watson insists that, for the good of Holmes's health, he must go on a holiday to the country...wherever they go there is murder and burglaries and, well, basically, a mystery for Holmes to solve.

So...Holmes is rather ill and run down. Watson takes him to the country. A case pops up. I'm really looking for one of two things:

1. Watson puts his foot down. He tracks down the miscreants himself or he locks Holmes in a room, or whatever but he is not going to let Holmes's rest and relaxation be ruined yet again.

2. Watson isn't able to stop him and Holmes's health is seriously effected; for once another case is NOT just the cure he was looking for to save him from his latest illness. It puts him seriously at risk.

So basically I want sick!Holmes with either a dose of silliness and humor or seriousness and hurt/comfort or some mix of all these things. Any verse.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OFC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 27 Nov 2011 Updated: 27 Nov 2011


Coward/Holmes by Anon Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Coward/Holmes : restraints, hard and fast, domination

Coward fucking Holmes in his office, handcuffs and all.


Categories: Fiction Characters: Coward, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: BDSM, PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1635
[Report This] Published: 11 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Mar 2011


Summary:

Anon is under a great deal of stress right now. So, of course, Anon is reading a great deal of porn as a distraction from the unpleasantness of day-to-day-life. Anon came across this doozy of a line describing the painfuly arroused state of a voyer: 

"The chair, which was uncomfortable in the best of time [sic], was now turning into a sort of torture device that gleefully tormented him by refusing to go into a good position. His pants were working with the chair in a sadistic duo that would not offer him any relief." 

So, give me Sentient!Settee and Sentient!Combinations or Sentient!DressingGown colluding and plotting to drive either Watson or Holmes absolutely crazy with need and want while listening to the other masturbating upstaires. 


Categories: Fiction Characters: Inanimate Objects
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Masturbation
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2011 Updated: 01 Aug 2011


Crack!Baking by tacosoup Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: "Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson are kidnapped by someone who force them to make sweet, sweet baked goods together."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Crack!mini fill by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes gets turned into a girl. Watson gets him pregnant.

Holmes then loses the baby, and in the process of returning to his male form, he dies.

Make it angsty, please.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Mpreg
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Creepy!Watson clings to you by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Creepy!Watson teaches the meaning of the world "Cling."
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark, Horror
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: Creepy!Watson clings to you
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2011 Updated: 10 Feb 2011


Criticism peacock by tacosoup Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock invests in friendship bracelets for John and himself. HE IS UNAWARE THAT ONLY 11 YEAR OLD GIRLS DO THIS. John doesn't mind though. Gets that he's Sherlock's first/only real friend and wears the ridiculous thing around.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crack
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Cross universe Porn by feriowind Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Brett!Holmes/Jude!Watson
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Granada (Brett)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2011 Updated: 07 Feb 2011


Summary: Non-cracky fill about Watson having a thing for wearing women's clothes. He'd look so pretty in a dress, I believe. And Holmes taking him from behind, skirts bunched around his hips, the corset making him gasp twice as hard.
Categories: Art Characters: John Watson
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Cross-Dressing
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2011 Updated: 09 Feb 2011


Crossing the Stream by supermouse Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Somehow- don't care how- Sherlock ends up in Lancre, meets Granny Weatherwax, and much sniping ensues.
Bonus points if Nanny Ogg flirts with John, and cookies if Human Greebo does.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Crossover
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2011 Updated: 12 Feb 2011


Cruel & Unusual by SlashyKink Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary:

Holmes' tormented body, just dressed with trousers, strapped down to a wooden chair and linked to a machine...

 

Co-authored by Quil_Linked


Categories: Fiction Characters: Coward, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Dark
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Bondage, Gagging, Torture
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 14 Apr 2011 Updated: 14 Apr 2011


Crying during sex by muted_clamour Rated: PORN [ - ]
Summary: Crying during sex.

Like, maybe the first time they fuck after Holmes returns from the dead Watson can't help it or maybe Holmes just wants to mess with Watson's mind or Holmes can't handle the crushing realization that this is the last time.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Summary: Mary loves her husband. Very much. But he's not always around because he's with his friend, Holmes (be it that he's sexing up Holmes or just out on cases, whatever).

So she steps out. A lot. It's not anything with emotional attachment. She just wants some attention.

What she doesn't know is that Watson gets off on watching her with other men. He just loves knowing other men want her that badly. So much so that he arranges it that her liaisons are with a disguised Holmes and he can watch them together.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: PWP
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Costumes, Cunnilingus, Voyeurism
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011


Cuddling by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary:

Just John and Sherlock sleeping together in the same bed - cuddles and fluff, please? :) BBC or Granada-verse preferred.


Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 18 Jul 2011 Updated: 18 Jul 2011


Cuddling by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Mary goes to bed, cuddling up with her husband. When she wakes up she sees Watson cuddling Holmes who seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, H/C
Pairing: MMF
Story Elements: Threesomes
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ) , Strand Canon , Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 26 Apr 2012 Updated: 26 Apr 2012


Cuddling on a train by ladylovelace Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Not established relationship - Watson falls asleep on the train, so Holmes seizes the opportunity and leans his head against Watson's chest without him noticing.

But actually Watson is awake, and he puts his arm around Holmes, who is shocked at first but then it's all fluffy and cuddly. (With a swift separation of the two when the ticket collector inspects their compartment.)
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Cupid. Mike. Cupid. by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Mike Stamford is Cupid.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mike Stamford, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Curl up and dye by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Sherlock gets a short haircut. John reacts.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Cutie by Anon Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary:

Watson/Holmes: Abducted!Watson refuses to give captors info on Holmes.


Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, OMC, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Drama , H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: Drowning, DubCon
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2940
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011


Damage by ancalime8301 Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Kind of spoilers?


Since the surgery room, Holmes hasn't been able to play the violin.
I'd love some Holmes/Watson h/c.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 08 Jul 2012 Updated: 08 Jul 2012


Damaged by marill_chan Rated: Teen [ - ]
Summary: Something happens where Holmes' is without air for an extended period (strangulation, drowning, whatever) and when he awakes he is, tragically, brain damaged. That brilliant mind is reduced to that of an ordinary 4 or 5 year old. Mary and Watson take him in. I know. I'm a sick puppy.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Mary Watson nee Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst, H/C
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Dance by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Watson looses his temper and hits Holmes. Although Holmes is an excellent boxer and not one to back down from a fight, something (perhaps the emotion involved or something specific Watson does) triggers Holmes to have a flashback to his childhood abuse and he has a panic attack.
Categories: Ficlets Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Angst
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Victorian Era (Non-Specific)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2011 Updated: 16 Feb 2011


Summary: Sherlock is introduced to Dance Dance Revolution. I'm not sure how. I don't know why. He can be amazingly good or hilariously awful. Just please make it happen.
Categories: Fiction Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: Sherlock (BBC)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2011


Dance Fill by Anon Rated: Gen [ - ]
Summary: Holmes becomes obsessed with Prokofiev and plays it constantly on the gramaphone. Watson takes up interpretive dance out of sheer desparation as concentrating on anything else is impossible.
Categories: Ficlets, Video Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Humour
Pairing: None
Story Elements: None
Universe: 2009 Movie (RDJ)
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: N/A
[Report This] Published: 19 Feb 2012 Updated: 19 Feb 2012